Blind Item #7
This A list mostly movie actress who owes it all to a franchise rather than actual acting talent better be VERY careful. That woman she thinks she can trust with the big secret was in West Hollywood last night buying shots for people and using a credit card she says the actress gave her. She then started talking about their sex life together.
Fistin Stewart.
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DeleteAww, I hope the actress has a good APR on her credit card.
ReplyDelete@FSP, <3
Deleteyes Rach I think you got it.
ReplyDeleteimagine how pissy she will look after she hears this?
ReplyDelete@Count: she doesn't have the acting range to look any more pissy than usual.
DeleteSo Stewart..
ReplyDeleteBut that's really no big secret is it?
ReplyDelete@Count, like a camel licking piss off a nettle.
ReplyDeleteBut how would we tell?
I think this is Rach's very first one at the top of the BI commentators and she got it right!
ReplyDelete@sandybrook: that sounds a bit like "clap clap for the handicap" but I'll take it! X
DeleteOkay so Kristin never got drunk with her girl and noticed she loved to run her mouth? Funny!
ReplyDeleteHa ha Sherry! *high five* perhaps she's a bottom?
Delete@Sherry no I never noticed. Normally when @Sugar drinks she acts like a total lady. Way to sell me out, Sugar!
DeleteLOL @ Flashy Vic. Kristin's love for the ladies is about as big a secret as her grumpy cat face.
ReplyDelete@7/11 I prefer to call it my "resting bitch face." You all are going hard on me today.
Deleteemma watson
ReplyDeleteIs this the kinder, gentler FSP of 2014?
ReplyDeleteAww disco, thanks for noticing!
DeletePleez be careful how we spell KRISTEN!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Uncle Sandy. This is obviously not about me Sugar knows she doesn't need to steal my credit card, I have a personal account at Olive Garden she can use anytime.
DeleteBesides, our love is pure and true.
Count - So exactly the way she looks when she's happy, smiling, angry, asleep, and set on fire?
ReplyDeleteThe rubber fist and the tub of lube she carries in her truck were the dead giveaway.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Kristen's "roommate" Allanah or however you spell her name.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't coming out be the most interesting, career-boosting thing she could do? It's not like she's going to be getting roles in the future based on her acting abilities.
ReplyDeleteIt really is incredible, just how bad of an actress Kristin Stewart is.
ReplyDeleteI sat through the Twilight movie where she married that vampire dude. Now, when most women look into the eyes of their groom on wedding day, there's love and a deep happiness. (Unless they're marrying for money, LOL. But even then, they have the same expression when they look at their engagement boulder.)
Her character had the expression you see when you're talking to your sibling who just flew in from Denver, because this is the third time this month Mom has been in hospital, and you're all trying to keep her house from being foreclosed due to rising medical bills.
Which is still a better love story that Twilight...
I've only ever seen her in that godawful Snow White thing and in pap shots.
ReplyDeleteWhen she does interviews, is she as sullen and stupid as she looks?
She's been hanging with the girls & smiling quite a bit recently. Maybe she's tired of hiding.
ReplyDeleteSupposed to be Kristen Stewart. She looks really happy lately. Maybe Kristen wants to be outed or she and her girlfriend are tired of hiding their relationship?
ReplyDeleteI wish chicks would stop going to Olive Garden. There much be some other establishment you can get soup, salad and breadsticks in. The rest of their food is so terrible, they have had to invent an Italian burger.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a little labia love will make KStew finally a happy person.
ReplyDeleteKStew brightens up when she sees something she likes. You can almost hear her panties dampen in this gif.
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@Count I fucking hate Olive Garden!
ReplyDeletesome lunatic on GC is bragging about sending this to Enty and getting it published. Its always good to know how "credible" CDAN's BIs are *eyeroll*. Anyway I didn't know so many peeps here had a lesbian crush on Kstew LMAO.
ReplyDeleteWhat's GC?
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