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Blind Items Revealed

July 23, 2013

This horrible mother of a former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ with A list name recognition once crashed her daughter's sex party. Her daughter was having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who deserves to be about a C with his talent and the mom wanted to be part of the action. Not with the daughter, because even she is not that creepy, but wanted the A+ lister to alternate so to speak. He refused. He also left.

Dina Lohan/Lindsay Lohan/Gerard Butler

41 comments:

  1. Oh the ick factor of that scenario. Blerg.

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  2. even shitheads have standards they live by I guess

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  3. Who knew Wookie Boobs Butler had standards? Huh.

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  4. Damn Gerard Butler I know you dirty and stick your shit to anything but I didnt know you would sink this Low.

    Eek!

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  5. Ewwwww! Butler, what are you thinking?.

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  6. yuk
    Still... I feel a tiny bit sorry for Lilo. She never stood a chance in life with parents like hers .

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  7. My god, the airborne toxic event that coupling must have caused. Hazmat suits for all.

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  8. Gross from all sides.

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  11. o.O

    Good gawd, can you imagine your Mother doing that?

    I agree @Murielle.

    I'm sitting here shuddering.

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  12. ROFL what Sandybrook & nbalaclava26 said +about a million.

    f*cking EW.

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  13. Good for him I guess? Nasty.

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  14. Whoa.. what Sandy said lol

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  15. Lilo never stood a chance.

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  16. So let's recap 2013: a giant super typhoon almost obliterated the Phillipines, an oompah-loompah rules Congress and now this. Yep, it's the Apocalypse all right. These are clearly signs of impending Armageddon.

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  17. in what world is Gerald butler A+ list actor??? he's not in the same league than RDJ or leo dicaprio

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  18. I think I just contracted herpes by reading this blind

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  19. was this before or after he slept with jennifer aniston ?

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  20. What is wrong with these people??

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  21. Those Lohans are demented. Gross, too.

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  22. It's no wonder Lindsay is the way she is. Still doesn't excuse it but still.

    Who knew Gerard had a line he wouldn't cross? Wow... Guess Dina is just too skanky for him.

    Can we please ship Bieber, Chris Brown, the Kardashians, & the Lohans off to an island with no way of getting off of it?

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  23. Valtrex cocktails for everyone. Ughh! I hope they all hazmat showered with bleach!

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  24. Oh the sweet irony of Gerard Butler almost coming out of this like a gentleman...

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    1. Yes, Sprink! But only by the Lohan benchmark!

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  25. Dina was just too old for Butler. If it had been one of Lindsay's friends....

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  26. Lilo threw sex parties and people showed up?

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  27. NAS-TAY! Now I need to go take a Silkwood shower

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  28. A hazmat situation, for sure. Dina is nuts! What kind of person would be ok with her daughter's "juices" all over her as GB alternated? Disgusting.

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  29. Whenever I think of LiLo's vadge I think of the alien in the trunk in Repo Man.

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  30. I can just see Dina coming in and being like "OOOH OOOH! Let me ride next!"

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  31. I think after 300 made a surprise shitload of money Butler was considered "almost A-list." Not anymore, of course.

    As he's a total manwhore I'm not surprised he was nailing Lindsay Lohan, but I am surprised that he wouldn't stoop to a 3-way with her mom. Guess the guy actually has some standards.

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  32. Wow. Someone Gerard Butler wouldn't fuck - will wonders never cease? He must have antibiotics on an IV every night.

    I always keep Lilo in my Dead Pool, for obvious reasons. I just hope her wretched whore of a mother goes first and takes that nasty pimp of a father with her.

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  33. Anonymous3:12 AM

    Geez - he has a type, doesn't he? Lohan, Brandi Glanville ...

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  34. Anonymous5:50 AM

    If there had been a filthy festival porta-loo, we might be reading a different blind outcome.

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  35. Hmmm ... sounds like Dina had more flies around her cooch than her daughter.

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