Blind Items Revealed
October 11, 2013
This B list mostly movie actress (#1) and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2) to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband. For the first time I can remember the husband turned it down. He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.
Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling/Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
Justin's logic maikes no sense.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't the #s match up to the chronology of the names in the reveal. It would make my head spin less for what should be a fairly simple reveal.
ReplyDeleteHe turned it down because of her smelly lady parts.
ReplyDeleteWho is Beil's ex who would have jumped all over it.
ReplyDeleteThat Beil is a good time. I'd like to go out with her picking up broads to share.
@Count - the Herp himself, Derek Jeter
DeleteHold up, let's leave Derek out of this!
DeleteYeah, nice numbering system there. Couldn't spring for #s 3 and 4?
ReplyDeleteHold on Ryan had a thing for BritBrit and wants to screw around with Justin? You sure you have the facts correct?
ReplyDeleteTranslation -
DeleteEva had a thing for Brit-Brit
The offer came from Jessica
Justin turned it down because he didn't want to ruin Jessica's career
Enty thinks Ryan would have been very keen on the - ahem - proposition
is Chris Evans the ex that would have gone for the threesome with Eva?
ReplyDeleteI'm so cornfused about who's who too.
ReplyDeletethey all have the hero at this point…
ReplyDeleteAll I learned from this reveal is that I haven't had enough caffeine to figure out who's who.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Tori. Too confusing!
ReplyDeleteWell #2 has to be Biel coz she's the only one with a husband. So JT turned down a threesome with Biel & Mendes so as to not ruin Biel's career? That makes no sense in terms of reasoning.
ReplyDeletehurrh?
ReplyDeleteIt seems like there's too many # 2s in this ......
ReplyDeleteYes. It's too much shit.
DeleteSo they all have herpes now? Cool.
ReplyDeleteBiel dated Jared Butler for a hot minute too
ReplyDeletemaybe the blind is saying that JT really wanted to be Brit Brit and Eva turned this down, because she didn't want Ryan Gosling's image to take a hit?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Lotta!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I find interesting about this is that in the original BI, @AwesomeVIP linked to Hemsworth butt. Which I stared at. For too long.
From the way I read it, Eva accepted an offer from Jessica to be in a three-way but Justin turned it down, saying it would ruin Jessica's career. (Setting aside publicity questions, does Eva and/or Ryan have a track record of jealousy and/or personal vendettas and ruining careers of people they've slept with? Maybe the whole Ryan had a crush on Britney thing comes into play, given that Justin used to date her?)
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be cool if Enty used Visio to explain Blinds? Little shapes with arrows would be much easier to decipher ...
ReplyDeleteso I'm reading this as Ryan would have jumped all over the threesome as being part of it as a foursome
ReplyDeleteor
just to watch
confusing
Justin. Turned it down because he wanted Justin for himself.
ReplyDeleteI meant Ryan for himself
ReplyDeleteI think you were right the first time-Justin wanted Justin for himself....:)
ReplyDelete@FSP: #1) I forgot about that. Thanks
ReplyDelete#2) Dontchu bad mouth the Captain. There were no rumors of Valtrex being in the post coitus gift bags.
Here's how I read it:
ReplyDeleteMendes and Gosling, Gosling had a thing for Brit when they were on the Mickey Mouse Club. Biel asked Mendes to join her and Jussy for a 3-way, but Jussy said no because of the career thing (what career?).
I think the "her" in the last two sentences refers to Beil, and "Her ex" who would have jumped at the chance would be Derek Jeter as someone else noted (I didn't know Biel and Jeter were a thing at one point, but I dislike them both and don't follow their shenanigans).
Biel wants Mendez
ReplyDeleteMendez does not want
Biel throws in JT
Mendez wants now
JT said no.
Afraid Mendez runs of with Biel after Biel performs the strapon routine she perfected on JT.
Or knows for sure that Mendez spills the details.
Simple as that.
the ex jumping in would be derek jeter
ReplyDeleteUnknown - perfect summation.
DeleteMaybe Justin didn't want to find out whether or not Ryan is better at one more thing, Ryan was as good a singer/dancer as Justin and is a much better actor.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Justin's desire to become an actor stemmed from a feeling of competition with Gosling.
The most shocking thing about this is that Enty apparently thinks Jessica Biel is "truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2)" - TRULY SPECTACULAR? Biel? She's a piece of wet broccoli.
ReplyDeleteThe spectacular part (SFW)
ReplyDeleteFull Range of Motion (SFW)
Maybe "truly spectacular" is sarcasm. No way does Enty mean Biel unless the spectacular is making everyone believe she's straight.
ReplyDeleteWait I think Stepforded got it.
ReplyDeleteThis B list mostly movie actress (#1) [Mendez]and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor [Gossling] (who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears -MM Club] once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular [insert eye roll] B- list mostly movie actress (#2)[Biel] to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband [JT].
For the first time I can remember (so where are those blinds about JT and his 3-ways?) the husband turned it down.
He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. [Biel] Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in[Not what she's been in just that she is bland]. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.[Gerard/Jeter?]
I think Stepforded translated this one correctly. The blind makes absolutely no sense to me otherwise.
ReplyDeleteThe numbers are screwed up. Justin Timberlake is always #2 in blinds because he is such a shit.
ReplyDeleteAlright Eva Mendes accepted the threesome offer from Jessica Biel, but Justin Timberlake turned it down. Justin didn't want to ruin Biel's career. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling used to date. Gosling wouldn't have turned down the opportunity.
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