You said it Meanie, she's on my best dressed, and it's hard to beat Charlize, but Robin is top - she was glowing and it wasn't just all the glitter makeup on.
I don't mean to be a dick and I actually like Lena Dunham's show Girls, but man o man if she isn't a sack of wet oatmeal in a yellow dress. And ladies I'm all about different shapes and sizes but what shape is that? The 'Blah' shape? No bueno!
Kate B was the best dressed of the night! Lena Dunham looks constipated in all the pics i've seen of her lol OMG that joke Tina gave about Leo and supermodels was tailored perfectly for fans of this site, loooooved it!!!
Im underwhelmed by zoes dress but she pulls it off. It just seems like a date night dress not quite right for an award show.
Lena -- so many things wrong with her styling. Her makeup and hair look ravishing but she looks like a giant lemon in that getup. Its not figure flattering. There are so many different shades that would have made her look like a brickhouse, unfortunately yellow is not one of those shades.
Oh, wow. Lena looks so...so....slimming in that dress. Is she losing weight? Just kidding shes nast. Id drink robin wrights dirty bath water, every time. She is hot hot hot
Lena - here's a tip - if your gut sticks out farther than your boobs, don't wear a tight dress in yellow. Corsets and black is your friend. Signed a girl who just had a baby and isn't hating just reminding you that you're not a size 2.
I love Jared Leto's brother's suit! I feel bad for Lena. I'm sure you all saw this too but she was telling some troll from E! that she was instructed to stand in the way that all those starlets stand, put your hand on your hip, bend one knee slightly, turn slightly to the side, or something like that. She said she didn't think she looked great but hoped that at least one ok picture would come of it. I just wish she'd wear dresses that fit and flatter her. I can't hate on her size though because in doing that, it reinforces all those thoughts that actresses must be a size 0-4.
It's almost hard to fathom but Lena truly is impervious to anything looking good on her. I've never seen someone look so consistently like shit in everything she wears. Is it her coloring? Her posture? Astounding.
Angela Basset looks amazing as does Emma and her daughter.
I think Lena just doesn't listen- to anyone. While I admire her self confidence and "fuck you I'm awesome at everything" attitude, you gotta take a look around and know what your peer group is up to. Small differences add up to big impressions- well fitting clothes, a well maintained smile, good posture, garments cut to flatter your shape. I REFUSE to believe a designer made that shape for her. Anyone worth their merit would have given her 10 other silhouettes to choose. If someone did make that for her & told her she looked good, they're a dick. Lena comes through as the joke yet again.
Lena must not have anybody who cares for her enough to tell her she looks like absolute crap. Which would normally make me feel bad. However, in her case, it doesn't make me feel bad at all.
Lots of gorgeous in this set. But Lena, just, no!! Aside from the fact that I've never seen her attempt to dress in anything that suits her body type, let alone is the proper fit! Her posture is always heinous!
Yeah, Robin Wright! BAM! Now THAT is how you do it! Take that, Sean, you bitch.
Lena actually looks pretty from the chin up--a testament to a FABULOUS makeup artist, no doubt, but still pretty. Don't know why she looks like she's purposely shoving her gut out.
I still can't believe Angela Basset and Jessica Lange are in the same age group. Everytime I watch AHS Angela looks at least 20 years younger. (no offense to Jess of course). How does she do it? Did she use the same spell as her char on the show?
I get that Beckinsale is adored and beautiful, but for me she's a Turlington--too perfectly symmetrical to be of much interest.
In fact, I'd take Turlington (who I've never heard so much as speak) over Beckinsale (who I've actually seen act) because Turlington NOT speaking is more interesting and engaging than Beckinsale acting. Sorry to all the lovers.
Anyway, to me, Beckinsale looks like a very pretty piece of...machinery.
There has never been a more beautiful human being than Robert Redford in his prime. Just watch 5 minutes of The Way We Were. He's still sexy at 77 dammit.
Angela Bassett and Kate Beckinsdale look great. Kate always looks fantastic on the red carpet. She must be a really shitty actress cause the only work I ever see her in is that franchise w/her hubby.
Rhody - you are so right about Robert Redford! I was just flipping channels and wound up watching most of The Electric Horseman - so handsome!
Rhody, yes, he is. I had the pleasure of gazing at him from only a few feet away when I had dinner in his restaurant last year. He is classically handsome and will always be.
The Leto Brothers! You were so right, @VIP ;)
ReplyDeleteRobin Wright, girl! Living and looking well is your best revenge!!
ReplyDeleteKate beckinsale is my fav best dressed. Lena D looks like dress is 1 size to small. Emma and daughter look nice.
ReplyDeleteYou said it Meanie, she's on my best dressed, and it's hard to beat Charlize, but Robin is top - she was glowing and it wasn't just all the glitter makeup on.
ReplyDeleteBen Foster is morphing into Mike from Breaking Bad.
ReplyDeleteNaomi, Kate, and Emma all look fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThat dress on Lena is hideous. I'm starting to think she's pranking us. In a hipster way, of course.
Zoe's dress looks like what my sister used to do to her Barbie dolls.
I love how Lena kept striking these vogue poses all night, she looked horribly awkward.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to be a dick and I actually like Lena Dunham's show Girls, but man o man if she isn't a sack of wet oatmeal in a yellow dress. And ladies I'm all about different shapes and sizes but what shape is that? The 'Blah' shape? No bueno!
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteLena, really? Must look away, but can't.
Robin Wright and Ben Foster together just rocks my world. That is an awesome pairing.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Lena Dunham was so funny because that picture cracked me the fuck up.
Did anyone else o a double take at Emma Thompson's daughter thinking she was Mandy Moore circa 1999? Emma looks AMAZING.
I love Zoe Saldana's dress and shoes. That shoe color is so pretty.
Orlando Bloom could stand to eat a sandwich or two.
ReplyDeleteLena looks like a sausage…
ReplyDeleteEmma's daughter is so tiny…
Lena matched her dress to her teeth.
ReplyDeleteKate B was the best dressed of the night! Lena Dunham looks constipated in all the pics i've seen of her lol OMG that joke Tina gave about Leo and supermodels was tailored perfectly for fans of this site, loooooved it!!!
ReplyDeleteIm underwhelmed by zoes dress but she pulls it off. It just seems like a date night dress not quite right for an award show.
ReplyDeleteLena -- so many things wrong with her styling. Her makeup and hair look ravishing but she looks like a giant lemon in that getup. Its not figure flattering. There are so many different shades that would have made her look like a brickhouse, unfortunately yellow is not one of those shades.
Oh, wow. Lena looks so...so....slimming in that dress. Is she losing weight? Just kidding shes nast. Id drink robin wrights dirty bath water, every time. She is hot hot hot
ReplyDeleteAngela has man boobs.
ReplyDeleteLena - here's a tip - if your gut sticks out farther than your boobs, don't wear a tight dress in yellow. Corsets and black is your friend. Signed a girl who just had a baby and isn't hating just reminding you that you're not a size 2.
ReplyDeleteThat bald guy's head looks huge!
ReplyDeleteI love Jared Leto's brother's suit!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Lena. I'm sure you all saw this too but she was telling some troll from E! that she was instructed to stand in the way that all those starlets stand, put your hand on your hip, bend one knee slightly, turn slightly to the side, or something like that. She said she didn't think she looked great but hoped that at least one ok picture would come of it. I just wish she'd wear dresses that fit and flatter her. I can't hate on her size though because in doing that, it reinforces all those thoughts that actresses must be a size 0-4.
Lena looks like Ursula the sea witch from The Little Mermaid.
ReplyDeleteBen Foster's head looks like it's swollen.
ReplyDeleteLena's dress is a big step up from the usual crap she wears!
ReplyDeleteIt's almost hard to fathom but Lena truly is impervious to anything looking good on her. I've never seen someone look so consistently like shit in everything she wears. Is it her coloring? Her posture? Astounding.
ReplyDeleteAngela Basset looks amazing as does Emma and her daughter.
TOP 3
ReplyDeleteWatts
Becknisale
Wright
BOTTOM 3
Bassett
Thompson
Dunham
Ben Foster has changed so much since he played Russell on Six Feet Under. Now he looks like Russell's father.
ReplyDeleteBasset's had some work done and it's not looking good.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham is offensive on several levels and one of them is always visual.
Robin Wright looks great but I didn't need to see her underboob tape.
Kate Beckinsale looks good. I didn't think of her for the torn dress bathroom fuck from last year but maybe I should have.
I can't decide if Redford's wearing a wig or dying his hair. Either way, he should stop. He's almost 80 - embrace the gray.
I just can't believe how stunning Angela Basset is, especially at her age. She's gorgeous and looks so young.
ReplyDeleteI think Lena just doesn't listen- to anyone. While I admire her self confidence and "fuck you I'm awesome at everything" attitude, you gotta take a look around and know what your peer group is up to. Small differences add up to big impressions- well fitting clothes, a well maintained smile, good posture, garments cut to flatter your shape. I REFUSE to believe a designer made that shape for her. Anyone worth their merit would have given her 10 other silhouettes to choose. If someone did make that for her & told her she looked good, they're a dick. Lena comes through as the joke yet again.
ReplyDeleteLena must not have anybody who cares for her enough to tell her she looks like absolute crap. Which would normally make me feel bad. However, in her case, it doesn't make me feel bad at all.
ReplyDeleteLots of gorgeous in this set. But Lena, just, no!! Aside from the fact that I've never seen her attempt to dress in anything that suits her body type, let alone is the proper fit! Her posture is always heinous!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Robin Wright! BAM! Now THAT is how you do it! Take that, Sean, you bitch.
ReplyDeleteLena actually looks pretty from the chin up--a testament to a FABULOUS makeup artist, no doubt, but still pretty. Don't know why she looks like she's purposely shoving her gut out.
Oh my, I thought Lena was holding her belly like a pregnant chick, but she's not : (
ReplyDeleteThe Leto Brothers are hot! Jared's acceptance speech was one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe Angela Basset and Jessica Lange are in the same age group. Everytime I watch AHS Angela looks at least 20 years younger. (no offense to Jess of course). How does she do it? Did she use the same spell as her char on the show?
ReplyDeleteI get that Beckinsale is adored and beautiful, but for me she's a Turlington--too perfectly symmetrical to be of much interest.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I'd take Turlington (who I've never heard so much as speak) over Beckinsale (who I've actually seen act) because Turlington NOT speaking is more interesting and engaging than Beckinsale acting. Sorry to all the lovers.
Anyway, to me, Beckinsale looks like a very pretty piece of...machinery.
Is it just me or does ben foster have a gigantic head?
ReplyDeleteThere has never been a more beautiful human being than Robert Redford in his prime. Just watch 5 minutes of The Way We Were. He's still sexy at 77 dammit.
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of sounding like my grandma, Lena'd dress is incredible, my favorite of the night, but she ruins it all by slouching
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of sounding like my grandma, Lena'd dress is incredible, my favorite of the night, but she ruins it all by slouching
ReplyDeleteI love Robert Redford.
ReplyDeleteI hate DunHAM.
My god, Naomi Watts is so gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteAngela Bassett and Kate Beckinsdale look great. Kate always looks fantastic on the red carpet. She must be a really shitty actress cause the only work I ever see her in is that franchise w/her hubby.
Rhody - you are so right about Robert Redford! I was just flipping channels and wound up watching most of The Electric Horseman - so handsome!
Rhody, yes, he is. I had the pleasure of gazing at him from only a few feet away when I had dinner in his restaurant last year. He is classically handsome and will always be.
ReplyDeleteKate is one of the sexiest women of all time so she makes anything look great.
ReplyDeleteNaomi, Robin & Emma are fab.
ReplyDeleteZoe is pathetic, pigeon-toes & all.
Lena reminds me of a banana slug.