Justin Bieber Turns Himself In For Assault Charge in Toronto- Pleads Not Guilty To DUI In Miami
Meanwhile a petition to deport Justin has gathered enough signatures that the White House must issue an official response. The problem is that so far Justin hasn't committed any crime that would warrant his legal deportation. So, the White House will probably just issue some type of banal do nothing announcement similar to that of the Piers Morgan petition of last year.
Although it doesn't look like Justin will do any time for any of his crimes, they are all still adding up and if he continues on the current road he will do something that gets him some jail time and then, perhaps he would be deported. Look at it this way, Joe Guidice probably won't be deported even if he is convicted and he faces decades in jail. The chances of Justin ever being deported are really small.
I despise him so much.
ReplyDeleteCan we have a Bieber-free February too or is that asking for too much?
The government has plenty more issues to deal with other than some fading pop star.
ReplyDeleteCanadians don't want him back! America made him what he is today, you guys can keep him! ;)
ReplyDelete@alexstrasza You are getting him back even if I have to shove his skinny ass in one of those t-shirt cannons they use at basketball games and fire him over the border.
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ReplyDeletehis new "g/f" looks like a tranny :(
ReplyDeleteShe claims she is an 'eyebrow connoisseur'...WTH
DeleteThe most famous Canadians in the world today are Bieber and and Rob Ford. You guys must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteRob Ford is the gift that just keeps on giving. I could watch him fall down and roll around on a football field all.dang.day
DeleteAt first I thought Toronto would be fine! And then I realised I will be there is April and it seemed less okay. No biebs in TO!
ReplyDeleteAt least your buffoon politicians don't pretend to be anything but buffoons unlike ours sometimes TTM
ReplyDeleteYep, we own that shite, sandybrook. How is your day?
ReplyDeleteoh it hasnt really stopped raining since 4pm yesterday but as long as The Weather Channel isn't setting up shop here it's all good (and they have been here once since I moved here). And your breakfast time?
ReplyDeleteI like rain better than freezing rain, but I imagine you didn't move to Florida for it. Breakfast is good, but I think the kids are spoiled, not finishing their waffles any more. Just to keep it Canadian, there's real maple syrup!
DeleteOh goody Id like some of that but ours would be from Vermont and I think costs about $8/bottle. I'll stick to Aunt Jemima's for now.
ReplyDeleteI think at this point it would be cheaper to have an entire maple tree shipped from Quebec
Deletelol@Kristin. He already sold his house in Cli because KhloeK bought one down the block from Keyshawn Johnson. So he's halfway home, now if only I can get the address of the one in Miami.
ReplyDelete*Cali* thx cheap keyboard
ReplyDeleteTTM - you can have Rob Ford, really!
ReplyDeleteThanks, surfer, but we had Ralph Klein for a quite a while, doesn't feel right to move on just yet.
DeleteThis kid isn't going to have any life skills when he inevitably hits rock bottom.
ReplyDeletePeople really took the time out of their lives to sign a paper to have him deported? Really?
I loathe his music and he has been acting a punk ass fool, but I do hope he gets help and turns it around. His parents sound awful though, so chances seem slim at this point.
I thought I read that Khloe actually bought Keshawn's pad.
ReplyDeleteSusan, you're not wrong, but it doesn't look like many people in this kid's life are going to take a hard stand with him. Hollywood isn't known for caring about their commodities once they stop making them money.
ReplyDelete@Susan yeah that is the one she bought. And Biebs sold his the next day.
ReplyDeleteomg @sandybrook is that Bruce Jenner in your picture?
ReplyDeleteyeppers
ReplyDeleteI <3 you, Kristin! T-shirt cannon!
ReplyDeletesandybrook - I read your initial post totally wrong. Ha. Thanks for clarification.
ReplyDeleteI've come to the conclusion that the only way to get Beiber in line is to force him to watch video of me sexually abusing his mom every time he has a run in with the law. We should all be blaming her, not Canada, so she is the one who should be punished for unleashing him on the world and doing a lousy parenting job. She is 4'11, right up my alley.
ReplyDeleteIf we wanna really piss the lil guy off, I would volunteer to take on a Beiber's Mom/Selena Gomez tag team.
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ReplyDeletenot sure that would do it Count......sorry
ReplyDeletehe's too far gone......
Count must like spinners.
ReplyDeletePart that really pisses me off is that nothing will come of these latest incidents. We'll talk about them endlessly and he will probably get some kind of probation and fines but in a year we will we talking about he same shit with him. Maybe he'll get a dui in some other state next year, one of his entourage will get busted for pot in Mississippi...on and on...........ect
ReplyDeleteCelebrity Net Worth puts Lil Dickhead at $160 million with another $50 - 70 million coming in every year so he ain't going anywhere and he's not going to crash and burn and end up doing dinner theatre in Peoria. The little turd is going to do nothing but life the Life of Riley until he dies 65 years from now. The only possible fly in the ointment is that he drives drunk and stoned so he might kill someone some day and then go to prison for a couple of days. Let's keep our fingers crossed!
ReplyDeleteI agree with sentiment Harry but let's not cross our fingers hoping he kills someone. (maybe only a single car crash and the only person hurt is himself)
Delete@Candyland: Yep. Not that I would turn a tall broad away, there are just certain things that garner bonus points.
ReplyDeleteI had a funny dream last night. The little scrote got jail time, and whilst he was locked up, used his graffiti skills to write "FREE JB!" in big letters on his cell wall.
ReplyDeleteHis horror during the night when he realised his cell mate was dyslexic...
Singblue - while we're on prison jokes - a small cute guy gets sent to prison. He is scared because of all the prison rape stories. His cellmate is huge and mean looking. Cellmate looks at him and asks " You want to be the husband or the wife?" Little guy thinks hey this might not be quite as bad as I thought and says " The husband I guess." Cellmate then demands " Well get over here and suck your wife's dick!"
DeleteI wish it had been a taxi, (as the original story I saw read) then there would be video. It sounds like the limo company "what happens in the car stays here" will cover up anything for famous clients to keep the business. Then we wonder why celebs get away with things over and over again, they're never accountable until something really awful becomes public. Makes me wonder how many people have become crime victims in the back of a limo, and there was no help from the driver.
ReplyDeleteThis is for you Mari, since you seem to know everything. From today's Toronto Star, regarding the limo company.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2014/01/30/limo_driver_in_justin_bieber_altercation_quit_afterwards.html
@surfer I certainly don't think I know everything, my reason for adding an actual quote was because, to me, while there is an extraordinary effort to blame the entourage (not the celeb) in this specific incident a generalized statement such as the one I used is disturbing to me.
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber's entourage at fault, Toronto limo company says.
Marie - for starters, the Sun is a rag, not a credible paper. Second, the article spoke to people who weren't there that night, therefore, had nothing of value to add to the story.
ReplyDelete@Count I doubt screwing his mom would elicit much emotion. Actually, I always thought it was his dad he wanted!!
ReplyDelete@surfer Funnily enough, that's how I refer to the Star! ;) My point is the same. Prior to today, every story I have read has included one angle, blame the entourage, in fact, I would say the same about many other stories involving the famous whenever possible. I find the quotes from the people in the industry alarming. I also certainly don't expect anyone to agree with me, that's what makes freedom awesome.
ReplyDeleteCan we pool our money to "disappear him?"
ReplyDeleteSingBlue & TexasRose: 2 winners.
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