Friday, February 28, 2014

Another Broke Real Housewife

TMZ is reporting that Joanna Krupa of Real Housewives-Miami fame, who also used to have sex with Joe Francis and other equally wonderful human beings while she made a living back in the day is having her home foreclosed. Despite being married to someone who is allegedly rich Joanna hasn't been paying for her Encino home she purchased prior to getting married and the house is going up for auction. How many of these Housewives actually have money? It seems like most of them are just people who would look good on television and can bring a story line. Even going back to the first season of Orange County, there have always been a fair share who are just rich looking and spend like they are rich but don't have any actual money. Remember when Taylor Armstrong got busted trying to sell fake Birkins? Most of the Housewives seem more leveraged than a guy who uses junk bonds to buy a company. I think the entire franchise is on its last legs. The only thing keeping it going are all the negative stories that get posted and printed during each season. The real fun is the stuff going on behind the scenes whether it is in Atlanta with Phaedra or New Jersey with Teresa that really shows you how they keep living large or at least pretending to be. It is kind of like when MTV would go visit Cribs and you saw these huge houses (most leased) and cars (most leased) and I would love MTV to go back and do a Cribs revisited show and look at every person and see what they are doing today and where they are living.

50 comments:

  1. I dont feel sorry for people who blow all their money on hair, spas, restaurants etc and dont save anything. My parents instilled saving from a very young age. Live below your means people, that's my advice!

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    1. That's right, Bruce! You won't ever see a Kardashian in foreclosure!

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    2. Great advice, Bruce. If mom and Kim took that advice Kim wouldn't have to pimp herself out to a 100 year old Austrian in order to to pay her bills.

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    3. Hi Kimmy! You got that right!

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    4. Rob, you're so disgusting. It's an honor to be asked to attend the Vienna Opera Ball. It's not a swingers convention. Go eat some more leftover fast food. I know you still have some from your bender last night

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    5. Hi Rob! What? I thought Kim made her own money? What does Austria have to do with anything? I'm confused. It's early.

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    6. Robert, you won't see Kourtney doing anything like that.

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    7. Only Kim's non existent soul could handle sex for pay with a wrinkly old Austrian. Sex for pay = hooker.

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    8. STFU SOCK MONKEY

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    9. I'm still confused?! Who is having sex with Austrians? Kim, what is Rob talking about?

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    10. Bruce, it was so traumatic! That billionaire kept trying to grope me and get me alone. Thank god for security! And then someone came out in black face to make fun of Kanye. Mom and I couldn't get out of there fast enough! Way to go, Rob, for making fun of an almost-assault and a horribly traumatic situation

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    11. That sounds terrible!

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    12. Simma down everyone! I'm sure Kim never thought she'd have to hug a wrinkled nutsack yo make a buck, just like Rob never thought he's sell his soul to the Sock God to survive.

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  2. She thought she had money to blow.



    ;)

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  3. Weren't Taylor's Birkin's appraised to repay some legal crap, rather than being sold?

    Ramona will be back next week to save the whole franchise. Trust, Enty

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    1. *Birkins. Whatever.

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    2. Mark your calendars for March 11th! I just want to know who tips off Aviva's leg!!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous12:09 PM

      @kristin & @ VIP a friend of mine gave me some inside scoop about the infamous loose leg moment- its pure goodness ;)

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    4. @Looziana I can't decide if I want you to tell me yet! The new opening catch lines they previewed have my expectations pretty high for this season.

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    5. Anonymous3:15 PM

      @kristin haha! Whenever you can't wait anymore just let me know :)

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    6. They were repossessed in a settlement to be sold but they were fake birkins. The fraud she and her husband committed.

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  4. I pray to the FSM daily about getting rid of these shows. So far he no listen.

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  5. So that's who she is! She was in the photos yesterday, so pretty. And totally for hire.

    RHOV! My SIL auditioned for a Real Housewives franchise in Fort McMurray of all places, it must have somewhat jumped the shark?

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  6. She doesn't look broke, though. Does broke have a look? Like if you're a middle class white lady with fashionable taste, how would broke look compared to a single mother working two jobs to support her kids while their dad is living it up in Miami with his new piece? Or the father who lost his job and spent his savings making sure his child support payments were current because he cared about his kid, and ended up losing his home?

    TGIF + mimosas.

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  7. Wow Enty..I always thought the housewives were your life blood. Let's be real, this is reality. It's poorly scripted tv with cheaply paid "actors". Why are any of these "housewives" even single? Or with careers? Doesn't that negate housewife when you truly think about it?

    Be happy people..I just deleted my diatribe against reality tv and what it means to be a real housewife (not like I am one but I do know some).

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  8. RH on it's last leg? Aviva maybe, but not the series. I LOVE THIS SHIT! I will watch it until I die.

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  9. Enty this was really well written and thought out and I agree with it all.. well maybe not with the housewives being on its last legs..some of the hws have become super lame and super boring and monotonous. I stopped watching th nj wives. Shit is boring and repetitious. Tired of that lameass story line with teresa and her sister in law. Rhoa was getting lame until that big fight at the pajama party. Beverly hills hws- I haven't even watched this weekend. Lame with a capital L. Brandi has underwhelmed me this season and she used to be my girl. Andy cohen, if youre listening sweet cheeks, take note. Get rid of these casts and get knew gorls with complicated and interesting storylines.Keeo the fofollowing girls though: kenya, marlo, maybe nene, hohanna, the one with the becoming a cat face on rhom, brandi, lisa, my fave yolanda and my girls dina manzo and kim from rhoa. Get rid of all those other skanks. Storylines are becomingtoo rerepetitious and boring.

    Out of sheer curiosity I did check out of vanderpump rules and really liked it towards the closing episodes when stassi put the smackdown on that lying betch of a judas.

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    1. Ha, I wrote a real housewives book. Lol

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    2. I'm sure Andy Cohen will get right on top of your recommendations, well done.

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  10. Why are there so many fake Kartashian personalities on here? Next, someone will be claiming to be Courtney Devine. Stop the madness.

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    1. YOU ABOUT AS SUNSHINEY AS A CLOUDY DAY #SD #STFU

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  11. She's my favorite HW whore, beautiful, sassy. The house looks low rent, maybe she just walk in' away?
    When the HWs franchise started it was right before the recession, when everyone was living high on credit, their lifestyles all got exposed - like many - it makes the storylines more interesting because of their desperado.
    TTM, HWof Ft.Murray? What would their storylines be - trips to the oil fields? Shopping at ED mall? (don't get me started!).

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    1. For realz, Kimba. Lots of plastic surgery trips

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  12. A "Real" Housewife with money problems??? SHOCKER!

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  13. She's gna have to start hookin' again.
    The only hw I see having real $, is Lisa.
    BH, not the coke mess from Miami.

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  14. Riccardo and Kanye
    Sitting in a tree.
    K I S S I N G.
    First comes love,
    Then comes marriage,
    Then comes the baby in a baby carriage.

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    1. THAT'S SOME GOOD RAPPING THERE ELMO #SD #NAPTIME #COOKIES

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  15. Their homes look like a Kirkland closeout sale.

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  16. Kristin and VIP you are my girls!!!! xoxo Ramona!!! Turtle Time!!!!

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  17. @Seven-- if you're on a TV show, designers and pr firms will throw clothing, jewelry, accessories and stuff at you to "borrow" to wear on the show. So you can look like a million while not actually owning it.
    Plus there are tons of high end resale stores, thrift stores and bargain stores to shop from. You can even make a deal (if you're on TV) to wear clothing from some stores and the store will tell customers.
    If you know how to shop you can score some serious bargains.

    I used to like the housewives shows. I though they were kinda funny and interesting. Then the shows devolved into screaming matches between lunatics. I can't stand screaming TV, so I stopped watching it.
    I know someone who auditioned to the NYC franchise and they raked her over the coals.

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  18. I just don't understand how all of these people-even if they are "only" making $175,000-$250,00 a season-are either claiming (via bankruptcy) or it is being claimed about them that they have "no money." I mean, give me a f**king break! Most of us get by or live quite comfortably on significantly less. This just can't be an issue of running out of funds. The more I hear about all these celebrities and Housewives living in homes that they just don't pay the rent/mortgages on, I'm really starting to think it's an issue of them actually believing that they should just be able to live wherever they want for FREE. (As insane as that is.)

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  19. I thought she lived in Miami and therefore probably isn't concerned about a house in California (especially since California law allows you to walk away without continuing liability).

    Certainly reminds me of my youth when our parents took us camping in New England in our beat-up old car. As Cadillacs and Lincolns drove by my brother and I used to exclaim NYPF (Not Yet Paid For).

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  20. I don't think letting a home go in Encino is any big deal.

    I was a big fan of the housewives, but I'm so over it. Andy, it's time to come up with some new shows.

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  21. OMG, I think I'd love to see a Real Housewives of Fort Mac. I wanna know what passes for the high life up there!

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