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This former A list mostly television actress who was loved by millions of guys has grown into a really rude person that no one likes. At a Fashion Week show, the now B list actress told the staff of a designer that she refused to have anyone sit next to her. She wanted an end seat and the seat next to her empty so she could take notes. When the team said it wouldn't be possible she screamed and yelled for ten minutes before finally backing down when they threatened her with no seat. She says she will get back at the designer but no one cares what she thinks about fashion.
Alba?
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano?
ReplyDeleteYeah Violet, better guess. Alba was never A but every guy I knew in HS loved AM
ReplyDeleteAlyssa thinks she's fashion now that she hosted pr
ReplyDeleteAlyssa. And I loved her as Sam....
ReplyDeleteLoooooong time lurker. Guess who brought me out? Those K-trolls! Count me in as a fan! Bruce is the best. Brody and Rob have me rolling too. Even the "Lord" is good. If there is just one person behind all these people - wow. So much time and dedication. Crazy in many ways. But FUNNY! Thanks!
Hey Olivia! Hit me up at my next club appearance
DeleteAlyssa comes across as a very nice person, always has, I can't imagine she would do this.
ReplyDeleteI think the clues are intended to suggest it's her though.
Even when Alyssa was dissed by that idiot Jay Mohr recently, her response was classy and kind.
ReplyDeletedont think its Alyssa she has always been someone who ws extremely approachable.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Christina Applegate if she was there?
What time do the Kardashians start leaving comments?? I stay all day if I must. They get some any @mentions on Twitter they never see me but I think maybe here they will?
ReplyDeletemaKe inKy is anagram of Kim Kanye! Love you!!
I was thinking Heather Locklear.
ReplyDelete@maKe, they usually hit around 9ish, I think, and peter out before the random photos. I would love it if they actually were the Kardashians, though. The one who posts as Kim Kardashian keeps posting about the Kanye engagement episode - those famehos would stop at nothing, so it's not entirely unfeasible that they (or their lackeys) are here. If CDAN shows up on a Kardashian tweet, I may die laughing!
Thanks 7! It is them totes mcgoats 100% SO AWESOME!!
DeleteCount me in too for living the Kardashian Commenters! I've never seen the show and in general they made me nauseous but they have had me rolling all week! Real or not, they're hilarious!
ReplyDelete@seven lol snap outta it--there is NO way it is them. the Kim one talked to me most and was making jokes about botox and fillers to stop her from showing Nori emotions lol etc. The real Kim or anyone associated is too vain for that! They are funny though.
ReplyDeleteHi Derek! I'm very self-deprecating in real life. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes our show is a little bit staged!
DeleteNow we KNOW it's not real, Kim couldn't spell self deprecating, much less use it in a sentence.
DeleteRight, Derek, these trolls are far to self-aware to be the real Kardashians.
DeleteAnd much more likeable.
I really hope this isn't Alyssa. She comes across as down to earth and not in the least snooty.
ReplyDeletehi Kimmy...*blushes*
ReplyDeleteSeriously? This is my second time commenting, and "Brody" tells me to hit him up?
ReplyDeleteHONORED!
Now I need Avril to make a snide comment towards me and I'm set.
Lovin' this commenting thing. Should have done it sooner!
Avril posts here too??? Remeber when she was punk rawk princess lol and she banged Brody!
DeleteWhy you have to make things so complicated?
What does snide mean? English is not my frist language.
Can we PLEASE stop engaging those K-trash bores? Olivia Black is obviously one of them (super hard to figure out, Olivia!). If the creep behind all the posts doesn't get attention, he/she will go away.
ReplyDeleteLadies, relax. No need to fight over me. There's enough of The Brodster to go around
DeleteHey Brodes! I'm glad one of my brothers does ok with the ladies.
DeleteSelf-defecating, yes. not self-deprecating.
ReplyDeleteSo much for Kuntrashian free Feb. I say we ignore them & embrace Fanuary : it's like Movember when men grow their facial hair for charity ; we grow our flange hairs for charity & pay homage to 70's porno bush
ReplyDeleteOh man Rach. I so would but I just got waxed *smacks head*.
DeleteIt's Alyssa Milano. Sorry I don't know how to make it clicky.
ReplyDeletehttp://nymag.com/thecut/2014/02/fug-girls-too-soon-for-fashion-week-crabby.html
Actually I'm not "one of those". I find them very funny though. Don't live Stateside so I don't have to deal with all their media coverage. The only place I read about them is on Cdan, and then when they joined the conversation, I found it "amazing" (as one of the enties would say). Waaaay better than that canopenwhatever troll. She's vile.
ReplyDeleteI am not a troll...been here for a long time...not quite as long as Brenda but way before the Timmy?Shimmy blind. I am finding the K and J family to be kind of hysterically funny. Bruce especially so, with Rob and Brody a close second. It is what it is, and complaining about it is only going to make it worse. Don't let them chase you away. Too many of the old regulars have disappeared lately.
ReplyDeleteThey left because the quality of the blog has declined. Trolls are far more interesting than Tara Reid blinds and DM rip-offs. I'm glad to see it go down in a ball of flames. Serves this judgemental liar right.
DeleteHey Audrey. Funny you mention regulars. I have been lurking so long and wondering how stressful it would be, just to be a regular. Granted, my time zone makes it hard for me, as does my job and family situation....but if I find being a regular stressful, how much work would it take to be all those Kardashians? And to be that funny? I like them way more than some of the other regular crapola.
ReplyDeleteYou doth protest too much
DeleteYou aren't worth my time.
ReplyDeleteHi Avril! Some one says you come here also! Nice seeing you!!
DeleteHe was a sk8r boi she say see you l8r boi!! Lol!
I too have been here a LONG time. I comment every once in a great while, but read religiously, especially the comments. I love the K-troll family. I think they are hysterical and am impressed with the level of dedication, and the level of humor.
ReplyDeleteDitto. Kim's Q&A a few weeks ago was hilarious.
Delete@Olivia--there is a bunch of disgruntled people who used to be on here quite often who felt they were chased away by another group who they felt were excluding them. Kinda like high school and the cheerleaders Vs the non cheer leaders. They were most likely responsible for the troll invasion that included Robin Sparkles and Amanda Bynes' Wig. It is most likely the work of a few people. I'd be exhausted after the first post in the morning, much less keeping at it until noon or so. But like I said, it is funny to read and after a long day at work I need some humor in my life.
ReplyDeleteDon't drag me into this! I only lurk because the Massive Assholes freak me out!! But I think it's amazing that the Kardashians brought out more lurkers!! Kim is so pretty!
DeleteThanks, Wig!
DeleteCheryl and Audrey - I feel like we are kindred spirits. Lurking kindred spirits! Thanks for engaging nicely with me. Brody shouted out to me (yay!) and I got called a troll (boo) but you seem to get where I'm coming from here. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteYou're nobody here til you're called a troll.
DeleteWelcome, @Olivia! LOL at being called a troll. You've hit the big time here @CDAN!! :D
ReplyDeleteThanks(?) Meanie! You're one of my faves btw! That avi cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteTo keep this thread on topic...still think it's Alyssa. Wish I had been convinced otherwise.
Let's not talk about that song. I'm over it.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of over it, hi, Brodster.
All my life I been good BUT NOW oooooohhhh what the heck!!
DeleteWhat about this one? My fav!
Christina Applegate
ReplyDeleteGood god, people, your bars are set way too low.
ReplyDeleteWhat, exactly, was she going to take notes on? Has she not heard of a secret pen with voice and video recording functionality - or even a mobile with voice recognition software? #OldSchool
ReplyDeleteOh, PS:
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Alyssa Milano, as she's not a FORMER tv actress; she's a current one ("Mistresses").
Keri Russell?
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