Blind Item #8
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit almost television show took a break from the show because she had a breakdown after her actor boyfriend's wife caught them having an affair. It wasn't mid-thrust or anything but it was a what are you two doing together not wearing clothes kind of moment.
Tarin Manning
ReplyDeletewhat's an almost television show? reality tv?
ReplyDeleteLaura Prepon and Pablo Schrieber OITNB
ReplyDeleteI'm with Team Hot Sundae up here. Though I thought Prepon and Tom Cruise were in the beginning stages of a timeless love affair?
DeleteApparently she hasn't signed the papers yet for that timeless love affair.
Delete@Writergirl Their love is pure and true. How dare you imply otherwise!
DeleteAlmost television --- radio?
ReplyDeleteFor my guess I think the actor is Jason Biggs.
ReplyDeleteHis wife just had a baby, and while I know that's a thing guys do, they actually seem like a great couple. Also, Jenny Mollens twitter leads me to believe she fucking crazy, awesome, but would totally cut a bitch for screwing with her man...
DeleteNetflix guys
ReplyDeleteEither Enty meant to say "almost network" OR it's new code for series on Netflix, Amazon, etc. Whaddy'all think?
ReplyDeleteYup @Sandy.
ReplyDeleteDing! Ding! Ding! Derek H. is on this. Prepon and Schreiber makes sense
DeleteI agree, @Candyland, almost TV would be Netflix or Amazon show.
ReplyDeleteMimosas for everyone!
Definitely "almost television" is Enty's way of referring to Netflix. I like Derek's Laura Prepon/Pablo Schrieber guess...he's getting divorced now, and they've been cagey about Prepon being on the 2nd season...1st she wasn't, now she is, but she won't turn up til later, she's not in all of the episodes...
ReplyDeleteCheers - I want in on mimosas!! Hope it isn't Biggs, who's wife just had s baby!!
ReplyDelete@Mama Ray, Biggs is such a tool! He and his wife very Klassily announced their baby's birth on Instagram with: "Sid Biggs. Full head of hair, huge penis, 10k twitter followers", then followed it up with a pic of him after his bris, "Today was not a good day to be Sid's penis" and then joked about the family dog: "Right after, we decided not to bury the foreskin in our backyard for fear that Teets might find it and bring it into bed to sleep with us. That's so Teets!" Oh, and of course, we can't forget the placenta post (VERY GRAPHIC).
DeleteI'm a fan of black humour but Biggs and his wife just come across as trying too hard to be funny and failing "bigg" time. (haha, says she who is doing the same...)
They also admitted to having threesomes, so there's that.
DeleteHis wife is crazy for sure - heard her on a podcast talking about how she was obsessed with his ex gf and literally stalked her & tried to make friends with her. Who does that??
DeleteOh man, hooking up with Pornstache? Alex Vause, I had such high hopes for you. :/
ReplyDeleteMay I have a mimosa or three?
ReplyDeleteI just got more bad news this a.m.
@bellaluna, have all the mimosas you want. Hope everything's ok!
ReplyDeleteHang in there @bellaluna! :(
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that @bellaluna.
ReplyDeleteSandyboo, you doing your stretches? Lots 'o celebs had meet-and-greets with the shaky llama...
*Dalai Lama
DeleteFucking spelchek
Shaky llama is maybe my favorite spellcheck fail. +1
DeleteI'm ready hope the wi-fi stays on
ReplyDeleteI love Pablo Schreiber. I get the feeling he's a real hoot to be around.
ReplyDeleteomg, Seven!
ReplyDeletethe horror that can't be unseen!
kill it w/ fire!!!
@seven didn't Biggs's wife write a blog about how they went to Vegas to 'get a whore'?? I hope they putting big bucks aside for all the therapy poor Sid is gonna need when he starts hitting the interwebs!
ReplyDeletePS: it's 8am here, too early for Mimosas or no? I get the feeling that the judgement levels on this one would be low around here....
Yuck, I don't even want to think about reading my parents and their adventures in threesomes and Vegas hookers. GAH!
ReplyDelete@WareCat, sorry boo, I did stick the graphic warning on there because I had the same reaction. WHAT THE HOLY HELL?! And for the sake of your eyeballs, never visit stfuparents.com - they have people who make placenta smoothies and placenta omelettes and placenta frittatas. There are many things wrong with this world.
@BeckyMae, mimosas are like chapstick: anytime, anywhere!
Nowadays you can have your placenta made into capsules to take every day. Apparently animals eat their offspring's placentas, and so should we. Other people have a ceremony and bury it under a newly planted tree to nourish said tree as it grows along with the new little darling. A little to early mother'y for me.
ReplyDelete*puts fizzy wine into fridge*
ReplyDeletealmost network usually means the CW
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Katie Cassidy from Arrow
ReplyDeleteDayum ..Pablo Schreiber is 6'5"!
ReplyDeleteAnd that placenta picture was horrible! Ugh, I was warned.
Pablo schrieber. Is liev's half brother. No one mentioned this thought I would.
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