Sunday, February 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 16, 2013

This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks as he spends it all on hookers and coke.

November 21, 2013 - Hint - Was on SNL-Married

Chris Kattan


21 comments:

  1. He needs a make-over pronto! Anyone seen his new hairstyle omg---gotta be on heavy drugs to think that looks nice...

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  2. He was on Guy Ferry's cooking competition with Vanilla Ice, Tiffany and I can't remember the others. He's definitely on something.

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  3. http://youtu.be/7Y08erKJMkc

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug. Get better soon Corky and stay off the road!

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  4. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Tehehehe ..........MANGO.

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    1. I swear I thought I was the only that remembered that Lol!

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    2. Anonymous2:17 PM

      @elle
      I could never forget a guy that plays my favorite fruit. Lol

      PUN definitely INTENDED...

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  5. did he just get arrested for OUI?

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  6. There are worse demises out there. And considering this dude was about as unfunny as they come, he was lucky to have any movie paychecks.

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  7. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chris-kattan-dui-arrest-saturday-night-live-alum-prescription-drugs-2014102

    idk how to make it clicky

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  8. Junior- Yep! He was one hell of a hot mess, glad no one got hurt

    Count- Kattan ruined some of the best SNL skits for sure. Same for Fallon, only because he couldn't help smiling all the time, but shit, could you keep a straight face standing next to Walken demanding more cowbell?

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  9. He was in Edmonton recently! Clearly this blind is a mistake, he obviously has THE hot career

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  10. TTM lmao Yes Edmonton the true Hollywood North and Fashion Capital of the world ; )
    maybe it explains his new hair though *jokes*

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  11. Hookers and blow...great way to go!

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  12. I'm still having a hard time believing he's straight. He pings my gaydar big time.

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  13. Hope he gets straight and happy.

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  14. @ Sherry - I know! I was shocked when Kattan married a woman. Shocked, I tell ya!

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  15. ---MANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVE U!!!! we have things in common girl ; )

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  16. Mango, I just wanted to tell you that I read ALL of your posts in his Mango voice

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  17. Edmonton's a rockin' place, @Derek. Disparage at your peril...

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  18. Maybe it's not female hookers.

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