Wednesday, February 05, 2014

George Zimmerman Fighting DMX

I'm not sure who would schedule anything that involves DMX. The odds of DMX being a no show for anything are high and when you set something out in advance it is tough with DMX because he gets arrested frequently and has a ton of court dates to juggle. Apparently though he was the number one candidate out of 15,000 applicants to fight George Zimmerman. To put it bluntly he was the biggest name who would fight the cheapest. DMX is tough but I wanted someone in the ring against Zimmerman who you know would pummel the guy. You want to chance this with a 43 year old who is neck and neck with Jenelle Evans for most celebrity arrests in a multi-year period? Zimmerman is 30 and has been training for months and DMX only has time to worry about where he is going to make a buck or which probation department he has to see that day. I can't believe there was no other person more likely to kick Zimmerman's butt than DMX.

Now if you give me DMX from a decade ago? I'm all over that. Maybe he has the fight in him. It sure would be nice.