Random Photos Part Five
Every dress worn by Academy Award winners for Best Actress. If they showed up.
Britney Spears, three bodyguards, a boyfriend and an ice cream cone.
Cate Blanchett headed back to LA.
Carrie Fisher headed out for a burger.Or pills.
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato at an event honoring Demi's recovery. So, good of the booze hound Selena to be there.
Eva Longoria canoodled with Demi's sometime boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama who
made sure he got some booze. Likes to keep it around the house.
Karina Smirnoff out hunting at an event.
252 comments:
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Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato look so cute!
Poor Carrie Fisher, bit of a tough row to hoe these days. Great writer, though. Word to the wise, Selena and Demi: Carrie Fisher was once as cute as you! Save yo monay.
Not a Halle Berry fan, but she did have one of the prettiest dresses, and looked lovely when she won. Nice speech, too.
P: Smirnoff
M: Brit
B: Lovato/Gomez tag team
Ooh, can the dresses help with the Old Hollywood blind?
Ha TTM! True on both accounts, Wilmer does look really handsome there (too bad he's *supposedly* such a jerk), Carrie Fisher was once so damn cute!
Grumble, grumble.
Britney, call Kanye! He needs a cone!
I love Carrie Fisher and agree, she's a brilliant writer.
Eva's dress is unflattering, squishes her boobs flat and shows the bottom of her rib cage.
For a minute there, I thought Cate Blanchett was someone else.
And Seven I'll add it's the color of pepto bismal.
Please tell me it's a joke that there was booze served at a party to celebrate Demi's recovery.
I think Wilmer really knows how to work a camera, MK!
well really is he at Demi's party are you kidding me? He is the part cause of her lack of sobriety. When will Demi learn?
@Sherry, I think E hit the booze a bit early today - it wasn't a party to celebrate her recovery. It was a Unite4:humanity humanitarian awards gala.
Besties Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were honored at the unite4:humanity event last night--and it was so good to see them together again.
There was plenty of love between these two, as they posed together at the event and Sel even thanked Demi during her acceptance speech when she received the Young Visionary Award. Demi picked up an honor for the Young Luminary Award and she graced the stage for two performances: "Skyscraper" and "Warrior."
This dress chart is confusing, since they didn't even used to have awards ceremonies in the earliest years.
I actually think Carrie Fisher looks fine in that pic.
Fez may be look charming, but he is no bueno! I think swarmy is a good descriptor :-)
Love the Oscar dress chart!
Let's all toast to the last day of Kardashian Free February!! See you in the Random Photos on Monday!!
Cheers Kimmy! I love my new friends! Much better than Kris bitching at me all day!
I'll toast with my dad! On my way to his pad now with the fixings for some killer margaritas!
Cheers, Bruce! People love you here! I don't know why people seem to hate me. Must be because they're jealous!
Hey Brody, I hope Scott is enjoying the new place. Your family is much better to liuve next to thn Kyshawn
tell Kendall I said hi and I hope she still has my #
MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW it wld be nice to hr frm her
Yay Brody! Kimmy, sometimes people are just jealous. You're pretty, have money and it seems like you don't work very hard, which makes you a target. It's not your fault, you are a sweet girl.
Brody, I've already had a beer so I'm ready to have some fun and let loose! Nothing better than a Friday night in Malibu!
Justin? Get outta here!
I for one will miss all of you! It was really fun to have you around! I'm going to order some of robs socks! & I enjoy Kim & Bruce!
It's great living so close to you, dad! I'll get the margaritas going in the kitchen!
Justin, I don't think dad wants you hanging out with my sisters anymore. Sorry, bro
Yay Brody, no salt for me! Aw to hell with it, extra salt!
Hi Keeshlo, I hope you're having a nice Friday.
Yes Bruce, it's me. I'm kind of on lockdown right now :(
Hopefully it eases up for tomorrow. I plan to have a great bday
Thanks for your support, Keeshlo!
Brody is right, the pot, the cheap women, the drag racing, it's just trouble. Sorry Justin, it's not gonna happen with my girls!
I let you 'hang' out with my mom Brody. Fair is fair.
Oh great, it's bad enough I'm living next to the Biebs, now I have to see him here. Get off my lawn!
Thanks, Bruce! I'd be really honored if you would walk me down the aisle when I marry Ye!
I don't do that anymore Bruce. I learned my lesson and that its time to growup.
Je t'aime bébé !
That was a mercy fuck, Biebs. I agreed to keep her busy while you were out with my sister. I can't help that she wanted The Brodster
You need better internet security Scott. (Lord..LORD? Seriously?) one of my bodyguards was bored earlier and hacked into your connection.
You might want to talk to your wife about those pictures you have saved in the 'future business opportunities' file. She probably wont be happy if she finds them
Kimmy, I'd love to! Can I wear my ponytail?
Hi Scott! Tell Kourtney hi, I know she's been busy with the kids and Dash.
Justin, I m gonna have to think about it. I know how teenage boys are, I was one once years ago. All hormones!
Hey, Scott! Come over to Bruce's! We're having margaritas and later we're having some, er, entertainers come over!
Brody, you and Ms. Bieber? Oh my god!
then why did you keep calling and texting her? for sers man you creeped her out
Yeah Scott, come on over! It's casual, no need to wear a blazer! Malibu style!
I wld respect your daughter. I [promise Bruce. All I can ask is that you give it consideration. I am MUCH better for her than Smith
Justin I don't understand your writing. Aren't you missing some letters?
Cheers, hooker
Je t'adore, mon amour! Baise-moi!!
You'll have to check with Ye about the ponytail, Bruce!
Hes already made it known hes using Kylie to get to Kendall if that helps your decision
Why are we speaking French now? What did I miss? Hey Rob, come over and hang out with Brody and I.
probably, sorry, my dad gave me this new phone for my birthday and Im trying to get usd to i
Most of the people here have been so nice to me and I thank them for that. I forgot what it felt like to have some support and kindness. I will miss you all.
It was a one time thing, bro. She's been stalking me ever since. I don't text the bitches, bitches be texting me!
dONT Call mY Moom a BItCH
#ta gueule !
Rob, you have friends here! I think your sales have gone up, the fuck off socks that I have are sold out!
Thanks Bruce. If you have light beer and low cal snacks.
Bottoms up Tank Ass!
she really liked you brody, she believed what you told her :(
See Bruce, I would nevr treat Kndall this wa
Rob, we have Amstel light and carrot sticks. Come on over!
Khloe! Honey come on out and have so e drinks!
Brucie, you've always been popular! Remember your Bruce party?
#bruceoutwitbyourfuseout
Chin chin to the triple chin Sasquatch!
Justin, I want to understand you but I need help with the missing letters!
If you let me go out with her Ill tlk to my agnt about sellng robs socks at concrts
If Rob comes, does that mean we have to hide the chicken wings?
JC Bruce, stop encouraging her! If I have to hear her say people are just jealous one more time...
E e a A
Ok
prcticing
Hey Khloe! I'm shaking my tits for you!
Rob, I'm surprised your fat fingers can type this well!
DAMMIT
I can wear my jogging pants and my black hoodie? And my favorite neon sneakers.
#malibufortheboys
ROB! I was talking to Kim. Gotcho back boo!
ok I think its better now
i kept hitting the wrong key on the side
Jealous much?
Brody, he gets no chicken wings!
Khloe, you know I have a hard time being mean. That's your mothers forte. Oops, I didn't mean it like that!
Kim, shaking ya tits is so 3 days ago.
#bouncethatbootay
Yes Rob, casual. Nobody gets dressed up in Malibu!
Hey Brucie, she's the hardest working woman I know. I'll tell her you said hi.
Justin, is that the same dude who got arrested for roughing up one of your fans?
Lock your door tonight Kim...lock your door.
Shut up, Rob! You're such a loser! People are only nice to you because they pity you
WTF IS A BIZZLE?
Sorry Khloe. I'm just so used to being attacked by my family I'm defensive.
Malibu, the Lord is coming!
Keeshlo in da house!!
It's ok Ro-Ro, smooches!
She believed me when I told her that she was a terrible lay? Then why does she keep calling me? Tell your mom that I wasn't kidding. Top 5 worst lays of all time
Brody, stop trying for a 3some with Scott, it's not happening & you're just embarrassing us all now!
Oh yeah! I love being with my kids!
I think a chignon would be lovely.
Woah, slow your role Khloe! I only do threesomes with 2 chicks. I don't do dudes
Robby poo, you promised to wear non stretchy pants at least once a week, remember?
Khloe, I don't know what that is.
I always lock the door when Ye and I have sex. We've been known to break the bed, too!
Here goes Fancy Nancy again.
No Scott, hes the one who was complaining I was driving too fast in my ferrari and he tried to chase me down in his prius
now he wont shut up about my legal issues
True story.
Thanks Brucie! I have to wait on my driver. I learned my lesson after my DUI.
STFU brody dont talk about my mom like thaty
People pay you for your services. Huge ass hooker
Hide the ranch dressing too Brody.
Khloe, As if! Even Rob's clothes have stretch marks!
You're the sweetest peach!
Khloe, don't get jealous my fly girl. I'll take you to watch the sunset when I get there.
Kids, I don't wanna hear about your private lives like that! Especially the girls, there are just some things I'm better off not knowing!
This is awesome... I'll miss you! Bruce and Rob are my favorites!
Ah, hell, love the whole gang!
Only because that weirdo Jonathan Cheban always tries to watch. I don't know who he's watching though
WHATS A FONTLOVER?
Khloe, that Fancy Nancy thing really hurts my feelings! I just had to run in the bathroom to cry! Why are you always so mean to me?!
Rob, stop being such a fat fuck!
Serious question, did you finish high school Justin?
Hi LowKey! Thank you for the kind words. It took me a minute to put your screen name and your picture together. Sometimes im a little slow, but that's what happens at my age!
Dead fish.
Khloe, Jonathan acts strange doesn't he? I can't figure that guy out.
I will also miss Rob and Bruce most of all!
Boy, you need to lay off the drugs and the booze. WTF you thinking, driving in a rented lamborghini?
Lite brite goes dim, don't go for the trim.
Looking out for you, want the best for you.
Brody fucks anything that walks. #fact #nohating #getitbro
And I love Kanye
Hi Talktoomuch! You seem like a sweet girl. Please don't take it the wrong way that I'm calling you girl, but I am the old guy in the group!
I guess I'll have to cancel the entertainers too. They get really grossed out when Rob starts poopsterbating
Kim the ass part of all your clothes will need therapy when you are done wearing them.
#largefatass
#viennawasabust
Hi Kanye! Is the ponytail okay for the wedding? You can't take the Malibu out if the am, you know.
Cause he's a musical genius
I'll never forget that time Kris Hump called him gay, Bruce. He lost his marbles that night.
Thanks Khloe for teaching me to use those hashtags!
}notbadforanoldguy
A GENIUS. Don't talk in caps until you're ready for it.
You're not talking about my friend Jonathan, are you? Bruce, you know you're not supposed to ask about his personal life!
You're the best Bruce! Good luck in your new path
Bruce, you're forever young to me!
Hand hug, Scott!
Sorry Kim! No he acted weird one time when it was just Khloe and me. He wouldn't eat the Popsicles we offered him. Who doesn't like a Popsicle?
Pound sign, old man.
It was a ferrARI
yes Scott, I got my di[ploma 2 years ago this summer
Don't sweat, don't cry, we don't need no wings to fly
BURN!!!
#teamRob
I just gave you a mental hug Scotty Dog!
Rob, you've never made $500,000 in your life! I made it for one appearance! And no, I didn't have sex with anyone! Well, except Ye!
Thanks Scott, sometimes I hit the wrong keys!
#oldishmannewtricks
Why do you always bring up Paris's sex tape? Talk about a tired hooker
#kimlookslikeaviennasausage
Kim, you are literally the most judgmental person ever!
IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE IS THE MOST MUSICAL GENIUS OF ALL TIME!!!
I GROW IT YOU KNOW IT
RSVP ASAP #IFUKNOWYE
Ugh, or when he puts on Ginuwine & starts singing "Ride it! That doody!"
I don't think so. That's Michael Jackson
LowKey, I love the song, Gold Digger. It gets in my head and won't leave! I start bopping my head and the girls wanna crawl under the table. I can't help it! It's catchy!
Dude. Let it go. #pooplube
or prince. Prince is a musical genius.
Or Prince, Usher is always talking about what a musical genius he is
Jonathan's not the straightest road to drive, if you know what I mean.
I think Khloe would work the shit out of a popsicle with that mouth.
Justin, isn't it past your bedtime? Leave the grown ups to talk!
That is a great song, isn't it, Bruce? Never gets old.
The one that looks like a number symbol Brucie!
Rob, I usually like to live and let live, but that's one messy habit you have there
Scott, you're making me uncomfortable talking about Khloe that way. You know, I think she liked Lamar because he reminded her of me. Being a jock and all.
Like a pro, baby!
#khloeismyfaveshhhhh
#stuffedinuglyfashion
#KanyeprankingKim
Bruce, i hope you have a plunger handy when Rob sneaks off to the bathroom to finish his poopsterbating session.
Kris Humphries reminded me of Frankenstein's monster. I don't know what I was thinking!
#teambruce4evah
#smooches
#mwah
NO TYPING IN HOMESCHOOL? #CANADAFAIL #CANADAWAIL
There will be absolutely no poopsterbating in my house! I still don't know what that use but it won't happen!
I'm going to stop by the store to grab some. Demonstrate for me baby!
#krisishavingmenopausehahaha
Oh yeah, I'm going to take fashion tips from the guy with the "sock empire." Hahahahahahahahaha! I can never say "sock empire" with a straight face!!
Oh my god you guys. You are seriously grossing me out. So inappropriate.
Yes Bruce, it's scary how much you & Lamar are basically twins.
Bruce it's ok. We all know Khloe isn't really blood related so she's practically up for grabs at this point.
Rob is the Messiah of Poopsterbation
Ew, Scott! Khloe is my full sister! Love my Kokes!!
#USHERLAUGHSATYOU
#KEEPPOSING
#GOODLUCK
Well I never had a drug problem because if the intense sports, but Lamar and I do love a lemon cake. %truestory
You better lock the bathroom doors, dad. He's a sneaky little bastard! You wouldn't think a guy his size could move that fast, but poopsterbation is a great motivator!
Oops! #truestory
How many beers have you had, Bruce?
I think you should have another ;)
#letitout
Easy YE!
Prince IS a musical genius!
Scott, Khloe is a Kardashian no doubt about that. She got all the personality, which confuses people.
My name is Kanye and I'm here to say
I like to act ghetto each and every day
but if you knew the facts,you wouldn't have my back
because you wouldn't believe a single word I say
Kourtney told me OJ was her dad?!?
SCOTT! I told you not to read The Enquirer!
Love you Joje! Mwah!
I'm really having a good time, I like this social media stuff! Kris used to make me stay in the garage, but not anymore! I've got my own place, and my kids like being with me. I love life!
That was a prank, Scott! Like when you kept telling mom you were Todd Kraines!
It's not past my bedtime! I'm waiting for my birthday
Swear to God Scott, I'm keying the Murcielago if you don't chill on the OJ shit!
Robbie, if it ain't kourt, it's your other sis on my junk. #LadiesLoveLD
If you get your mom to stop calling me, I'll send you a hooker
Kim you say everything with a straight face because it's pumped full of Botox and fillers and frozen stiff. As in it does not move.
#paidpieceisahooker
Brody gets the best hookers!!!!
Khloe I will make you kick my Murcielago if you know what I mean.
True dat Brucie! Not far to the paper dolls, but at least I'm winning!
Scott is The Lord of the douche.
LD doesn't have to pay. Amateurs...
Is that you #SUNSHINE ???!!
Glad you learned your Dora the Explorer rhymes
Brody doesn't need hookers, are you kidding me? Every time we golf, he leaves the club with four phone numbers!
I'll get her to stop calling you. I live right next to your sister. I'm sure you know the address. I'm out of town atm but I'll keep you to that and let you know when I'm back around.
Bruce, this of course would simply be a way I could talk the hooker out of a destructive lifestyle, nothing more.
I thought Kim was still in Vienna?
MY MOM CALLS ME SUNSHINE
SHE SINGS THAT TO ME WHEN I AM SAD
Other than that I don't know what you are talking about. I found this joint after my bodyguard told me the neighbors were here
NO TIME FOR MAGIC
WITH A RHYME SO TRAGIC
TICKLE ME ELMO
YOUR MOM SAID HELL NO
True story, dad! I just send them as gifts. Some people send flowers, I send hookers. Adam Levine loved the idea so much that he started doing it too!
Lol, okay.
I saw 180+ comments and was like wahat the hell...
You sure got the hang of typing really fast...
Hmmmm
#justsayin
Looks like someone is the big butt bitchler boy!
IM A FAKE RAPPER
WHO THINKS HE'S QUITE DAPPER
WHEN IT COMES TO NOT REAL
I'M THAT TRUE DEAL
UNTIL MY CAREER ENDS UP IN THE CRAPPER
I make more than all of the K's combined, don't front with me
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