Blind Item #2
This B+ list celebrity/sometime actress/with A list name recognition had to stop on the way to an event she was hosting to buy a new blouse. Apparently the one she was wearing had drops of blood from her nose on it so she stopped to buy a new top and changed in the limo. She arrived to the event with tissue still stuffed up her nose to stem the bleeding and took it out only at the last possible second.
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chelsea handler
You're risking an after-clot geyser there, my friend. I was sort of flinching, thinking it was gonna be something else.
Still no guess!
Should had put a tampon.it Osborbs right up
Would have been funny if someone called hazmat (because I'm thinking someone like Tara). Ewww.
I guessed!
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Was it an ASIAN shirt? Did it keep falling off?
Stop the world! Someone had a nose bleed.
Or are you implying drug use as otherwise this is a none story?
Welcome back!! Missed you!
"Off Topic: I had Chinese food last night for dinner but was hungry twenty minutes later so I made a pound of bacon"
"Your Turn: Does Asian food fill you up or are you still hungry?"
well this isn't interesting........but if that continues maybe she should wear darker clothes.....
Thanks, sugarbread maker, nice to see you too!
I guess that would be too much crokanium. Snort-sneeze-sneeze-neezesneeze-wipe-wipe-wipe-wipe-repeat-repeat-bleed. That must have been some night.
Change your dealer dude!!!
What? You mean the celeb is human and has blood running through her veins? This has happened to me before, many times actually, and it doesn't stop bleeding. Usually the dry weather is what does it to me. My mom had the same problem too, where she actually had to go to the doctors, because it was getting out of hand.
Either that...or Chelsea has a nose picking problem...or a cocaine issue. I'm thinking cocaine.
It's me recently when i had the flue
This is Hollywood. Doubt it's a regular nose bleed.
@dragon - "osborbs" may be my new favorite word.
OT -- Jenny, I'm so glad you said that. I'm the same way. Stuff myself at the Chinese restaurant only to be looking for something to eat in our pantry an hour later because I'm hungry.
What gives with that?!? lol
The only B+ Celebrity / sometime Actress I can think of is Olivia Munn and she did some SXSW thingie 2 days ago. Does she do Girl? Do you take limos to SXSW? I got nuthin.
Not really the same thing but I get nose bleeds in the shower all the time. Almost always take 3 showers a day (I'm such a clean boy) and will usually get a nose bleed every 1 or 2 days.
A little more detail for those of you hanging on my every word here: It's always the left nostril, and the blood source is a vein on the septum about half an inch in. I have a shaving mirror in the shower so sometimes I'll just stand there (all naked and wet, ladies) and watch the blood oozing from the vein and out my nose and down to and across my mouth, which looks very freaky, and then down my chin and neck unto my chest and from there it trickles down my abdomen to my dick and then drips off my dick into the tub where it is washed down the drain to make the trip to the sewage plant where it is processed back into drinking water that will come out of people's taps.
I get that this is intended to imply out-of-control Coke use, and it certainly is consistent with that, but I've had long-lasting nose-geysers after an ill-advised picking session. (Man, sometimes that crust is just stuck to one of the little veins!)
What?
Well, fuck, if I'd realized Harry Knuckles had done such a thorough job, I wouldn't have bothered!
OH COME ON!
Niiiice.
Like putting a bandaid on a broken leg.
Paris Hilton.
Thank you @Count, for not sharing a nose bleed story.
I have nose bleeds all the time too. always left nostril. never done coke. just chronic sinus issues. I get PONARIS nasal emollient from my ent. "liquid gold" a few drops in each nostril. $12. a must for crust.. haha. seriously I have 3 bottles @ all times. 1 on sofa. bed. purse. go get it.
@Reno
I get nosebleeds when there are Santa Ana conditions.
@Cocoa: I never did enough snortables to get a nose bleed.
I NEVER feel hungry after I eat Chinese food. I've never understood where that came from...
Insufflating a substance that is initially processed by soaking the plant leaves in gasoline for an extended period--like Step One after they collect the leaves--is probably going to do nasty things to tender areas like one's nostrils at some point.
As for smoking... Ohhh; duh. And to think I never quite understood the Richard Pryor free-basing disaster... still trying to forget seeing a man taking the stuff intravenously--some 20+ years ago. Maybe that explains the convulsions.
To be fair, I've always been a little biased about cocaine use.
Soaking leaves in gasoline, big deal. You eat meat that eats plants that thrive on shit.
I may be wrong on this, but I believe the coke itself doesn't do much collateral damage, it is the cut that does. The aspirin, baby laxative and the like.
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