Blind Item #4
This B list actor who is almost as well known for his B list mostly movie actress wife than his stellar acting was in a movie theatre the other night alone. As soon as the lights went down a woman, who is not his wife came over to the actor and they whispered and kissed and groped for the entire two hours. When the credits started rolling she got up quickly and our actor stayed until almost all the crowd filed out before he left. I fear for his safety if his wife finds out about this one after she forgave him before. Oh, and before that too.
I swear, I totally thought Kobe Bryant. Even after I read it again. Commercials aren't acting though, right?
ReplyDeleteDean?
ReplyDeleteI would say Buffy and Freddie, were it not for the mostly movie thing :/
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Robin Thicke was an actor.
ReplyDeleteJustin theroux. Jennifer Aniston
ReplyDeleteNot married
DeletePaul Bettany and Jennifer Connolly
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox and BAG?
ReplyDeleteJennifer Connelly and Paul Bethany
ReplyDeleteDon't count out Liev and Naomi!
ReplyDeleteSnowy Owls are known to aggressively defend their nests and will attack those that disturb their nests.
ReplyDeleteI will take a plastic 7/11 knife to Paul Bettany if this is him. I love that man and he's married to Jennifer Freaking Connelly.
ReplyDeleteDitto Liev, he's hot and a good papa.
Keep the home fires burning, boys, and you'll never go for takeout.
I hope not, but Dax and Kristen Bell
ReplyDeleteJerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romjin
ReplyDeleteI like the Theroux guess, @sugarbreadmaker. Didn't we have a similar blind over the past month?
ReplyDeleteLiev Schrieber (not Aggrived spelchek!) often cheats on Naomi and she often takes his dick back.
ReplyDeletescared is the clue
ReplyDeletewho crazy?
This would be so funny if the theater was showing that new Jesus movie.
ReplyDeletepeter sarsgaard
ReplyDeleteOlivier and Halle? Assuming that the Oscar win no longer means A....
ReplyDeleteI tell ya what, I been to a theater 2x in the last couple months, and them joints are totally built for some weekday afternoon bangin. Big, wide, soft seat that practically fully reclines. Enough room between your seat and the one in front for a couple chicks to get on their knees. Tuck into one of the top corners on a Wednesday afternoon showing, and as long as the chick don't make too much noise, you could have an orgy and the other 4 people in the theater would never know.
ReplyDeleteOH, P.S. and with picking your seats and paying online, you could sit in the parking lot, on yer phone, and figure out which theater of the 12 has the least amount of people in it. God Bless Technology.
ReplyDeleteI am cosigning the OM and Scary Berry guess. I dint think of her as an A list anymore. They will split soon.
ReplyDeleteAntonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith
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