Blind Item #5
Of all the annals of showbiz stage moms, this one may be the worst (yes, it even outdoes anything Dina Lohan or the mom i don't like to name concocted). This mom of an almost A-list singer and TV star who has one of the most rabid tween fanbases of any singer actually encouraged her daughter to sleep with that skeevy producer to get the part she's been playing for a while.
Oh, another Dan Schneider thing. SHOCKER!
ReplyDeleteSelena? In between her schmoozing with Biebs?
ReplyDeleteUgh, not Cat?
ReplyDeleteArianna, couldn't remember her real name.
DeleteArianna grande
ReplyDeleteThere's Enty, showing more support for the exploited!
ReplyDeleteEncouraged how..by providing the condoms? ..by sitting down and explaining the casting couch reality of life in Hell' wood? P' raps she warned against laughter.
ReplyDeleteGonna need more evidence before I back this bitch in a race against Dina and Kris for the Title of Worst.
@Steampunk, Kris Jenner makes queasy. If the rumours are true, she encouraged and helped the release of sex tape where her daughter was urinated on, and then parlayed the "backlash" into a highly successful reality cough*pimping*cough career. That woman is of the devil.
ReplyDeleteSeven she is the devil. The odor of sulfur trails behind her.
ReplyDelete@Seven, there HAS to be an appropriate gif for this sewer slag. Please use your fertile imagination and nail this blitch.
ReplyDeleteAnd we wonder why these kids end up F**ked up. Does Biebs hand off his babes to Daddy?
ReplyDelete@Steam, oh that's not too difficult. :b
ReplyDeleteShe's a mess.
Look familiar?
Kris
does
Grendel's mom
Bruce asked for his ATM card back and I bet she thought he said A2A and called Vivid Entertainment.
Her daughters were raised on the breakfast of champions.
She has a Wizard of Oz bobblehead that fills in for when she's not around.
AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE MIMOSAS.
(sign of the devil, y'all)
While I was thinking more along the line of the Alien mom monster, you did find some beauties.
ReplyDeleteSeven, you're the Greatest ( insert Ralph / honeymooners gif)
I can't remember if I watched the entire KimK sex video or just skimmed through it, but I don't recall her getting peed on. If someone could share a time stamp and save me the trouble of sitting through the entire thing, I would appreciate it. Thanks
ReplyDeleteJust to be different, how about Debbie Ryan from Jessie. Would've been 17 / 18 at the time though, so to compete with PMK and Duina, I think it's going to be someone younger.
ReplyDeleteLaura Marano from Austin and Ally? Not having kids keeps me out the loop with rabid tween fan bases.
Delete@Count, I've never seen it (thank you, Cthulu!) but the Frisky had an item where they said it may have been a deleted scene. Of course, I may be confusing it with Paris Hilton's tape (also haven't seen, sacrificing meatballs to Cthulu in praise).
ReplyDeleteRKelly pissed on the underage chick, allegedly. I never saw the video.
ReplyDeleteOn please don't be Ariana Grande!
ReplyDeleteUmm, any stage mother ever? Pathetically hard to narrow field. I hope these maternal exploiters burn in hell.
ReplyDeleteso i'm the only one who read ANAL instead of annal?
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't Bella Thorne :-(
ReplyDeleteIt could be Kesha ...
@canadachick
ReplyDeletenope
Nope Again!
DeleteHehehe...was totally thinking the same thing. Ent said "annals" heh heh...
Whew thanks Lowkey thought i was the only perv in residence today #toomuchpressure
ReplyDelete#A2A
I think this is Ariana. Selena has been off Disney for a while. s mom seems almost normal from what I've read. I took my daughter and two friends to Selena's concert and she was awesome I have to say. We were in a place where we were front row. She's a very good entertainer, new list verbiage, and it hope she doesn't take the Lohan path...
ReplyDeleteWhy are you people hijacking this with Jenner? Yes she deserves the hatred but she's not relevant to this blind.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it's Grande. She's still kinda new, and doesn't have the rabid fan base yet. Plus her family seems involved in her career. Her brother also plays a part in her career.
The BI hints at someone who has already made it but acting like she's still trying to make it.
I'm gonna bet Tish Cyrus. She's pretty damn vile.
You're so right, @Andy. I will do my best to not be a repeat offender.
ReplyDeleteKimK's video was widely rumoured to have originally has a golden shower scene, that was cut. The rumour was that was part of what KimK/PMK negotiated with Vivid, getting that scene cut and the payday.
ReplyDeleteWhether it ever existed or not, it was definitely not released.
(So sorry Andy; I'm part of the problem)
Ariel Winter
ReplyDeleteThat Ariel Winter guess rings true.
ReplyDelete@jarriel and Aoife, no no, Ariel isn't a singer. Back under your thinking caps, now...
Delete@Alita: Interesting. Next time I talk to my homie w/ contacts at Vivid, I'll ask him to fish around for confirmation.
ReplyDeleteAriana G's fan base is terrible- they've been all over Perez for his comments about her craptastic ponytail and extensions.
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ReplyDeleteI want to throw the hat of Hayden Pannetierre in the ring. Any thoughts?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO ~ Lady Heisenberg (great name) ~ I don't have the radio on or anything else, and I clicked on your link and it farted very loud before I could stop it! Heee! Hope my boss didn't hear it.
ReplyDeleteThis one screams Ariana Grande. It is no accident that she was the only actor from Victorious who got a spin-off show.
ReplyDeleteNotice the clue "the part she's been playing for a while."
ReplyDeleteThe role she's been playing for a while. That's Cat played by Ariana Grande on both "Victorious" and "Sam and Cat"