Blind Items Revealed
December 8, 2013
Before there was Lewis Hamilton there was this A+ list rapper/producer/everything else who was engaged at the time but made sure our female celebrity/singer was well taken care of.
Nicole Scherzinger/Jay-Z
Who hasn't he taken care of?
ReplyDeleteJersey Shore is tough, y'all!
ReplyDeleteYeah seriously, OT Dec 8th is my day heyyy
ReplyDeleteMurder boy looks after his ladies. Got no problem with this. And he wasn't cheating on Pregger Faker. They aren't for real, never hasve been.
ReplyDelete"boy" should be capitalized and there should be 2 "s'" in "hasve".
DeleteI'm supposed to know who Lewis Hamilton is? I'm definitely failing at pop culture today because I have no clue who that person is. sads
ReplyDeleteSugar, he's some sort of driver of racing vehicles with a very unfortunate hairline.
DeleteWhat the hell does Lewis Hamilton, British Formula One racing driver from England, have to do with Jay Z, an American rapper, record producer, and entrepreneur?
DeleteOH! Wait. Did Nicole Scherzinger date him too? Ahhhh, Google says yes.
CASE SOLVED! NEEEEXT!
SPEAKING OF GOLD DIGGING ANGLOPHILES
ReplyDeletehave y'all heard about the upcoming reality show "I Want to Marry Harry." The twist is that it's a Harry impersonator. I'd be surprised if no one gets sued.
Harry Knuckles? I hope all the contestants are covered with tattoos.
DeleteLOL @Sugar. PRINCE Harry, my bad. Although I'd also watch a spin-off featuring Knuckles!
DeletePrince Harry is on the cover of US or STAR this month and it was sitting on the table this morning when my husband asked why was Ralph Mouth on the cover of a magazine! (he was totally serious) HAHAHA! I thought that was funny because he does sort of look like Ralph. He better hurry up and boat that bass because I think he's losing his hot.
DeleteThe ladies would be lined up around the block for a crack at me.
Delete@ Lady H: That sounds like a tired re-tooling of that Joe Millionaire show from 10+ years ago. Those type of shows would be hard to pull off nowadays in the age of Twitter unless they sequester those girls. Like they are supposed to be meeting Harry at some UK location and his camp tweets: “I’m loving it here in Majorca!”
DeleteIt's a Seacrest production. Not his best idea.
DeleteLewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver?
ReplyDeleteThanks, @Sugar. I had no idea whatsoever what those people were doing in the same blind. Quite a reeeeaaaaccchhh.
ReplyDeleteZAC EFRON!
ReplyDeleteOh wait....
I was about to ask who would be so stupid to be fooled but the Kartrashians have fans so that answers that question.
ReplyDeleteLewis Hamilton wants to be a rap star after he is done with his racing career. Maybe Nicole can help him out with that. Blackmail anyone?
ReplyDeleteNicole cant even have her own career much less help anyone else.
ReplyDeleteWth this was the most vague blind ever
ReplyDeletedouble gross.
ReplyDeleteNicole is so bitter now it wouldn't surprise me if she writes a tell all...she thought she was gonna be big after the Pussy Cat Dolls
ReplyDeleteI read that as the ladies would be lined up around the block if I had crack with me., Harry :))
ReplyDeleteNicole is desperate to snag a rich husband. Bless her heart, she's failing miserably. Lewis went so far as to post on his blog that he and Nicole were NOT engaged a couple of weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks Nicole is seen as the pass-around girl. Interscope honcho Jimmy Iovine supposedly took care of her, too, at some point.
Once Lewis finds a younger, prettier, more successful woman, Nicole goes bye-bye. And then she'll write a bitter tell-all.
I can take care of Nicole but only for one night :) she bores me as hell
ReplyDeleteHe just cant keep it holstered.
ReplyDeleteCant make a Ho a housewife. Nicole is only sexy in a hatefuck kinda way. I can only imagine how banal conversation must be with her.
ReplyDeleteI think it has been a long time since Bey has asked to smell Jay's dick when he comes home. She probably has a towel warmer on his nightstand so he don't get the sheets stinkin like whore.
ReplyDeleteSMELL YO DICK
Delete@Count: Words so beautiful, they can only be expressed in the form of song...
I wouldn't let him "take care of" me even if he offered me shiney things. His face is as unappealing as his squeaky voice. Imagine what Squeaky-Z sounds like when he's...enjoying himself? No thanks. Sidenote: rememba when Nicole Scharzbender went and said the other pussy betches never actually sang. They wanted to claw her eyes out. I'm not a fan
ReplyDelete@Sugar That's too funny!
ReplyDeleteWho buys her music??? I've wondered this, forever.
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