Blind Items Revealed
December 12, 2013
"Can I touch your pen*s?" If you are a hot guy, this foreign born openly gay actor from some great BBC shows who got married not that long ago is sure to ask. If you say yes, well, that is why he won't be married for long.
John Barrowman
So NO ONE has said yes yet? Man, that's terrible odds...
ReplyDeleteI know right? Diminishing returns be science, yo.
DeleteI would have thought the fact he asks is the reason he won't be married long rather than that anyone might say yes. That said I rather <3 John Barrowman.
ReplyDeleteAt least he's polite enough to ask., :-D
ReplyDeleteI thought it said 'Can I touch your pens' - pens being a phallic reference. Def more coffee.
ReplyDelete@Steamy Exactly - if more people did that it would cut down on some of the sadder blind items.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT RUIN MY DR WHO WITH YOUR IDLE GOSSIP FULL OF LIES
ReplyDeleteCripes Enterns, aren't you busy enough ruining everything else? Don't touch my Torchwood.
Thank you!! YASsss!
DeleteCapt'n Jack would never! (Read:yes he would!) lol!!
DeleteI'LL SAVE YOU, BACON!
DeleteThere's a Doctor Who episode of a UK pop quiz, Bacon - Doctor Who NMBC special.
There has got to be a joke with "Can I touch your penis" and Torchwood but I can't get a feel for it..:-D
ReplyDelete@Lady lol :)
ReplyDelete@Steamy & @Leeks - imagine how dramatically different the Andy Dick stories would be if he was polite enough to ask? Sheesh!
I must get a shirt with this printed on the back and then act shocked when Penis Parades pop up in my wake.
ReplyDeleteMercy, why *does* that keep happening behind me? Maybe it's a virus or something.
He's pretty :)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I meant to say.
At least he asks unlike some of our other blinds.
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Hi Kno Won Uno!
"Can I touch your penis? " better only be asked to me by a female or I will answer "Can I break your jaw with my clenched fist?"
ReplyDeleteWhat if the answer is no?
ReplyDeleteMalcolm Merlyn!!!!
ReplyDeleteLeave Capt Jack Aloooooooneeeee
ReplyDeleteRefuse the believe this! Might be a joke. Also he's been with his spouse for a very long time, and I am skeptical that his behavior has drastically changed.
ReplyDeletePENIS!
ReplyDelete***insensitivity alert***
ReplyDeleteHe won't be saying this to Andre Minus-His-Johnson.
Sorry.
Tee Hee @ Cocoa!
DeleteHe's probably just being cheeky.
ReplyDeleteAt least he is asking. I'd still say No, though because I find that creepy.
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan of Barrowman, and I can easily imagine this being true. I can imagine the gleeful humor with which he'd ask, and I suspect that, especially with that humor, he's been surprisingly successful, and it's all in such a sense of fun his hubby sighs, rolls his eyes, and chuckles.
ReplyDeleteExactly, JAS. He adores Scott.
ReplyDeleteYep JAS got it.
ReplyDeleteTrue and that's not the half of it.
ReplyDeletehow polite
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Can you not spell out the whole word, penis? Good grief.
ReplyDeleteUterus!
Vagina!
Penis!
Maybe you could just substitute "wee-wee?"
I <3 John Barrowman. This reveal does nothing to ruin that love! Captain Jack ftw!
ReplyDeleteJason, you know I love ya, but you could've slapped a warning on that link. I do not need to hear Tom Cruise shouting PENIS! before I've finished my coffee!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person on this this planet that doesn't find him exceptionally attractive?
ReplyDelete@CanadianMiss, a lemur says yes! :b
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DeleteCanadianMiss..Eh, he's cute but he has a little of a tom Cruise look to me.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought here was the same. At least he was polite enough to ask rather than reaching for the twigs and berries.
He must restrict this to Britain. Can't see it going over well here in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteWould it be charming and amusing if a straight man asked random women,"Can I touch your vagina?"
Well dawg, if you want to follow the scenario, it would be a woman asking....And, !maybe :-D
DeleteIdk, that lemur is pretty darn cute!
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ReplyDeleteOops..I hear you @Seven. My bad for not including a NSFW(Ish) warning in my post. Can't say I blame you. Nobody wants to here TC scream that anytime. Hope It didn't put you off your coffee.
ReplyDeleteAre you behind me, @Bacon Ranch?
ReplyDelete(my blind reading was rudely interrupted by my job)
Nope, just making sure the lawn guy does the job right.
ReplyDeleteYou can see me from the right window. I'm waving!
Dude, sandybrook, you don't have to dig men if you're a man, but a violent response is uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't wave back :(
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind where a guy asked Fassbender if he could see his dick and fassbender pulled it out but then got pissed because the guy touched it?? I think it was at the golden globes or something. Was it barrowman?
ReplyDeleteSnapdragon makes a fair point. If he's polite enough to ask, obviously a simple "No" would suffice if you're not interested.
ReplyDeleteNo need for a violent response, people might get the idea that you're over-compensating.
I would absolutely say yes, but only if I could touch his too.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I think he & Scott have an open relationship. At the Phoenix Comic Con he openly flirted with a marine. Early in his panel he was asked if he's ever met a fan that he wanted to hang out with in his real life. He said he met a marine the night before. A bit later the marine showed up in line to ask a question & John got quite happy & flirty.
ReplyDeleteThe 41:20 mark is where the marine shows up.
We love Captain Jack partly because of his rampant sluttishness, not in spite of it!
ReplyDeleteI love Captain Jack and Gwen. Spent an entire week watching all the Torchwood episodes including Miracle Day - @AIP I agree his rampart sluttishness is something to behold..
ReplyDeleteHe brings a lot of his real personality (ott and all) to Captain Jack Harkness - it's who he is, and I imagine his husband knows all about it!
ReplyDeleteThis is Barrowman on the same UK pop quiz I liked up thread, having a 'Gay Off.' His manner and delivery makes conversations like asking if he can see your willy into appropriate and amusing cocktail party fodder.