Thursday, April 17, 2014

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If you are bored tonight and haven't blocked E! on your television I will be making a second appearance on Secret Societies Of Hollywood - Deals And Dealers tonight at 8pm and probably every night and day until they show another one. They do like to repeat programming on that channel.

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  1. You showing your face this time?

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  2. Sure! Enty's not going to drink vodka and watch himself...wait.

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  3. Haven't caught the first one yet. Any good?

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  4. Who's going to watch and report? I have no cable just a burning curiosity..

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  5. Oh I'm watching this when I get home from work tonight!!!

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  6. Last time I set my DVR for that shit it taped 75 times before I was able to cancel the recording. Didn't need to watch it once, let alone 75 times.
    Someone watch for me this time around and provide highlights? A Power Point presentation would do.

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    1. @Sugar if by PowerPoint presentation you mean 'gif recap featuring Jonah Hill fart faces'...

      DONE & DUSTED

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    2. Oh yeah! Sugar (OT OT OT) Jezebel has a unnerving montage of Housewives trying to cry through their Botox. Straight up lard and biofuel comes out!

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    3. Kristin, Links or I don't believe you.

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    4. BEHOLD!

      What alimony looks like when it leaks from a Housewife's melon.

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    5. LOVE! Who was the trick in the red dress with the full body botox cry? That blond with the classy sea foam green strip of cloth choking her neck is another favorite. I'm so glad my face moves.

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    6. Ramona was the full body Botox cry; Gretchen was the sea foam fake cry when Andy Cohen asked her if her scenes were scripted.

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    7. Taylor's chin could use more botox. I saw it move and quiver. Unacceptable.
      And just for giggles I presentTHIS!

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    8. Lol Sugar!

      I like the jaunty tune this mess is laid over - but I think some cartoon style inserts would truly complete it.

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  7. Bummer, I'm going to be helping a friend get a tattoo removed.

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    1. Seven who TF is that? Roseanna Barr?

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    2. @Steam, it's Chunk from Goonies!

      I believe B Profane has assured us Enty Lawyer is the former child actor Jeff Cohen, who played Chunk and is now a good-looking Hollywood lawyer.

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    3. Remember when Tom Arnold got a tattoo of Roseanne? I thought ...well, you know what I thought, lol.

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  8. I find it hard to believe on a gossip website with many an amateur sleuth (and the Queen, VIP) that no one has sussed out who Enty is yet.

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    1. True that. Maybe Enty is a Divine Entyity

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    2. Anonymous11:18 AM

      D'oh - we have worked it out. He's Kevin Yorn, as in one of Goopy's lovers (he forgets to tell the other Enties to write nice things about her). Look at the silhouette when he comes on - it matches.

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    4. Anonymous11:21 AM

      Plus Kevin knows Giuliana Rancic very well ... their families used to holiday together

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  9. Just ask B. Profane who Enty is, Brea. It's fascinating!

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  10. The writing changes now and then so Enty is blanket mask for whoever is mangling syntax on any given day. They'll hire a Patton Oswald lookalike to handle the on-camera duties.

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  11. How Can Enty stand to be seen on a network that glorifies the Kardashians

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  12. To those who didn't watch, it was dull. Enty's appearance was pretty boring as well. He didnt talk about anything interesting, and they blacked out his face, so you couldn't see it.

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  13. Good lord, some of those Housewives are hideous.

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  14. GO Enty! finally someone i love on TV, but i dont have cable...awwwww sad face

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  15. What year did this originally come out? Just want to know if this is original Enty, Enty 2.0 or one of the Enterns.

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  16. I may have missed a different discussion, but I thought the Kevin Yorn thing was a joke right around the time of the vanity fair scandal. No offense to the shaded out Enty, but Kevin is much more handsome with darker and fuller hair. The shaded out Enty seemed to also have pockmarked skin

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    1. Anonymous1:56 PM

      I thought it was a given that it's him. What does Kevin Yorn sound like in real life? 'Cos the guy on the E special did not have a deep voice

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  17. Enty is someone we would never believe to be Enty.

    I saw part of it too and I'll second that it was boring. Typical E comment on everything with zero content.

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  18. And I will be setting my DVR for 6 months from now when it shows up on Canadian TV!

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    1. I just checked and yes nowhere to be seen on E! In Canada

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  19. @Milk
    Well, I was wrong about another thing. It looks like Kevin is a BBM (bald, beautiful man). I don't know why I thought he had a thick head of hair, but I stand by my statement that he is Foxy McSexy Pants

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  20. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Wait Enty isn't a fat Canadian bitter old woman?

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  21. Watching now. Is Enty the guy who keeps saying, "literally?"

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  22. I said this about the original episode and I'll say it about this one, the title is a complete misnomer. These aren't secret societies, these are just people who work behind the scenes. Ohh, celebrities have agents and lawyers! Scandalous I tell you.

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  23. I am disappointed bacon was not somehow involved.

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  24. I don't know, I think it could've used more jaunty music and stock images...that coke chopping hand has to get paid somehow!

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    1. EGB, you watched it? More jaunty music!

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  25. Anonymous10:47 PM

    Sounds a bit naff ... Deals and Dealers? Puhleeeease ...

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  26. Sadly, the episode was boring. And that's totally an actor playing "Enty".

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  27. I recorded it. Later when I saw it and was bored, after 14 minutes, I erased the entire show. Last time they used a different decoy Enty. This decoy Enty was wearing a nice suit. If I recall correctly, the last decoy Enty wore a light blue poly-blend leisure suit.

    They should have us on that panel, with our blog names and blocked out faces.

    Besides, are there people that don't know how Hollywood operates? Besides my grandmother.

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  28. @Sugar, they'd have to pixilate your bag of sugar.

    Count will have Ron Jeremy sit in for him. They can pixelate the crotch on his pants!

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