Friday, April 11, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Beyonce and her photoshopped thigh gap.

Cher wore this. Good for her.
Christina Hendricks broke her chair. Hope it was for a good cause.
Charlie Hunnam on the set of his new movie.
David Beckham put his shoes on in the dark.
Eric Bana still looks great.
Elizabeth Berkley and
Anna Wintour and
Barbara Walters all came out to see the child molester's new Broadway version of his movie.

62 comments:

  1. Wow, Jax does not look like Jax. But in the absence of our beloved VIP's FFF, I offer 23 seconds of NSFW Jax.

    Hellooo, Eric Bana.

    I'm guessing the "child molester's new Broadway version of his movie" is Woody Allen. Yikes.

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    1. Wow! Thanks, Seven! I've never watched the show, but I think I may have to start!

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    2. I've never watched SoA either .. Oh My!

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  2. Child molester didn't want black actors in his okay about Harlem either.

    Cher is touring with Pat Benatar as the opening act in some places and that doesn't sound right.

    Anna Wintour is truly lowering herself with the company she keeps lately.

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  3. *play not okay* ok spelchek?

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  4. I always thought Beyonce was proud of her thunder thighs

    Charlie Hunnam is so meh unless he's Jax.

    Cher's plastic surgery has really kept her young.

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  5. Hi Charlie,David and Eric!

    Cher..I just can't with that.

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  6. Berkley

    Hendricks

    Bey

    I wouldn't go through Ana, Barbara or Cher for any of em.

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  7. If you wanted confirmation that Enty is a woman, the "thigh gap" comment should do it for you.

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    1. Nope, he got that from Michael K and Allison.

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    2. I'm quite enjoying Allison. I like playing the game where I read the post first and them try to figure out which one of em wrote it

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  8. LIES! Have you really looked at the shoes Beckham is wearing? If you put those shoes in a dark room, the room is no longer dark.

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  9. Totally wanna do Cher.

    Opening night in Phoenix with Pat Benatar was awesome!

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  10. Wow! I am decades younger than Cher & wish I looked so good!!

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  11. It's friday night here and I'm gonna need to get massively shitfaced in order to forget that cher pic, otherwise, goodbye to boners and the minimal chance to bang some chick this weekend.

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  12. Forget the thigh gap, why are her feet pink?

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    1. Maybe those 80 s jelly shoes in pink. They're back.

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  13. Anna Wintour looks like she had the sudden urge to pee and doesn't want to get her shoes wet.

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  14. Beyonce's thighs have not been that thin since she was 9 years old. Who the fuck does she think she is fooling?

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  15. Proof that Bey pix must have her team's approval to see the light of day. There is no way in hell that she lost 10 inches of thigh overnight.

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  16. Charlie Hunnam looks creepy as hell. I guess he would have made a good Christian Grey.

    Maybe Beckham's shoes are glow-in-the-dark and that's why the one in the shade is brighter?

    Jessi, I don't think that's proof of anything; the thigh gap is a "thing" now. Unfortunately.

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  17. Re Woody the. Cotton Club was for whites only to hear black music. Are the performers not black?

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  18. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Eric Bana will forever hold a place on my heart for being Chopper - best movie ever

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    1. I love you Alicia!

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    2. Eric bana. Is officially a Mocktor. Sads.

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  19. I heart thigh gap.

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  20. Elizabeth's eyes look like she's either got a bad eye lift, or she's got Grave's disease.

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  21. @jessi
    There's a website called The Chive (you're welcome, fellas) that features a regular photo series of lady thigh gaps. I would bitch and moan about how sexist it is, but I read their sister site The Berry which often features hot shirtless guys all the time. Sooooooo
    :)

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  22. Sure, Cher looks great. She's 98% plastic!

    Oh Bey. Do you honestly think you're fooling anyone? Now you just look silly. Shoulda been proud of your bod.

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  23. What happened to Full Frontal Friday? Are we reduced to a pasty on a seventy year old?!

    Quelle domage.

    FSP, Seven, VIP: do you thing!

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  24. Oh, oh my, I like that @sunny. : )

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  25. Anna Wintour and her damn beige shoes she's worn for years and years!! wth

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  26. More Eric Bana, please!

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  27. Oh, Cher. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

    The Knowles girl is so dumb it boggles the mind. She has been thrusting her thunder thighs at us for years. They don't look like that.

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  28. I read somewhere that Anna Wintour has like 100 pairs of identical Manolos, so she's not wearing the same pair of shoes all the time.

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  29. Hunnam is filming that movie in my town. It's a horror movie and the ironic thing is, there has already been an on set accident - a guy got impaled. Yikes!

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  30. Cher's body is more than just plastic surgery.......she must work her butt off......literally.

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  31. gaga wants to be chef so badly.

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  32. Anonymous3:20 PM

    oh, thank you 7of11.

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  33. WTF is with this thigh gap? Is it really worth starving yourself down to skeletal remains to have one? Who deems this the next big thing? And why do women want one so badly?

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    1. No. It's worth getting a good Photoshop app. Duh.

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    2. Also nice when you're thighs don't rub together and cause your pants to pill. That happens all the time. But still that is way too far. And gross looking.

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  34. Oops--forgot a big thanks to Seven...Happy Friday!

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  35. Jax Teller should never dress like that. Even if it is for a movie role.

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  36. Beyonce's thighs have been liposuctioned into a very abnormal shape. She unveiled them at the Grammy Awards.

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  37. Me loves Cher. In 1989, I went to the Mirage LV to see her open the casino. She was a no-show, flu or something. Anywho, she the best. Love ya, Baby.

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  38. Beyonce's thigh gap is almost as hilarious as her fake pregnancy. She slays me.

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  39. Holy shit, Seven! I just watched that clip! THANK YOU!

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  40. Errr, thigh gap- thin pick legs? Note avi......lights don't lie!

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  41. Go Cher! Bey wishes she had ITG. Exercise should be part of her daily routine. If that's photoshop or lipo it's poorly done.

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  43. @Jessi, Dlisted did a story of the Beyonce photoshop thigh yesterday.
    It is clear the photo has been altered, male or female would spot it.

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  44. I would have laughed if the shadow in the Beyoncé photo showed her thighs together; unfortunately the tree's shadows obscure her shadow and we can't see that.

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  45. That Beyonce photo looks like it was shopped by a 10 year old learning how to use the program for the first time. Shit like this is why I cannot like her any more.

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  46. @WUWT? Bahaha. Bey wants to be bootylicious but at the same time not have thighs that would actually touch. "I wanna be able to see daylight between those thighs!" It looks like a joke alteration that my kids would make.

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  47. Thats not how you hold a golf club

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  48. Wintour and Walters are disgracing themselves by having anything to do with perv Woody. Walters has long had terrible judgment and is an ass kisser par excellence. Her 2000 interview with John and Patsy Ramsey was so craven and cowardly, Colorado's Governor Bill Owens demanded and got equal time. She has been kissing John Ramsey's ass since then in gutless, worthless interviews, and was silent when it came out he was indicted for child abuse leading to death along with his pimp momager wife Patsy.

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