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August 29, 2013
This A list television talk show host loves going to work every day because its the only time she can drink and do drugs. Her boyfriend has said he will break up with her if she does them while they are together. Too many nights of having to carry her after she passes out.
Chelsea Handler (He broke up with her)
The President of E! Who she fucked to be on Tv.
ReplyDeleteThey broke up years ago. He's already married to somebody else.
DeleteWho cares? She doesn't have or want kids, she's a good time girl. She's not hurting anyone but herself.
ReplyDeleteI just don't think she's that funny.
ReplyDeleteNo Andre balaz I think
ReplyDeleteShe used to be really funny back in the day.
ReplyDeleteWell the drugs must have sucked the funny right out of her.
Delete@Writergirl--LOL! Too true.
Delete@Writergirl--LOL! Too true.
DeleteI'm pretty sure we can eliminate fifty cent as the guy
ReplyDeleteShe's in the same category with Sarah Silverman. Nowhere near funny.
ReplyDeleteFreya: blasphemy!!
DeleteI never knew of Sarah Silverman until that Paris Hilton riff - that was pure gold!
DeleteLinky!
Some of the Girls Behaving Badly skits were funny but I just never feel the need to watch her show
ReplyDeleteAndre is a business man he doesn't need an embarrassment on his arm, just in hi bed.
ReplyDeleteThe CEO of Comcast is who she f*cked years ago to get the show, but she hasn't been with him in a loooonnngg time.
ReplyDeleteDon't think this was the guy who owns Chateau Marmont, he likes f*cking around with young wannabe models & starlets. Chel put up with it cuz she liked the status of being his GF.
@Jessica Larson (or others), why write f*ck instead of te whole thing?
DeleteNot judging, just curious. I mean, if you're going to use the word...?
That's balaz ..he owns a ton of hotels in NYC/La Miami ..
ReplyDeletePretty sure it was him..they broke up...got back together for a bit which shocked me(he's so refined)
Then he dumped her..
She used to be funny but she's become such a b*tch, the only reason she is where is, is because she screwed her way there.
ReplyDeleteI think her & Andre broke up again before this, so some other old white TV Exec at CBS, since she's trying to get Fegerson's spot.
@sandybrook, that sounds like a Dr. Suess book title!
ReplyDeleteI think her show got higher ratings when she wasn't on it. I liked the format of a guest panel with a revolving host (NO Kartrashians) but she flat lined every funny joke anyone put out there.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't stand most of her guests and her interviewing. Yuck. Stopped watching years ago.
I watched years ago because she had some good comics on the panel, but I agree that she was always the worst part, and the interviews were painful to watch
DeleteShe must be a freak in bed because this average looks, bitchy lush isn't worth the time for rich guys- they don't need her money.
ReplyDeleteLol agree.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a dried up chicken wing with some false lashes, bolt ons and dried out bleached hair.
ReplyDeleteShe has got a skanky vibe.
ReplyDeleteWow, seems she's about as popular around here as LiLo.
ReplyDeleteHer books are funny as shit and I recommend them for anyone wanting some light beach reading this weekend
ReplyDeleteHer books ARE funny. From reading her books, it seems like she was a hot little thing back in the day. She was like a guy when it came to sex, and men used to fall all over her.
ReplyDeleteBut all that partying and all the drugs aged her a lot. She looks terrible now, IMO. Way older than she should- and she's even had work done.
I served her at my restaurant last night.
ReplyDeleteWas she hammered CamColty.
DeleteShe has dead eyes.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe I am the same age as Chelsea Handler.
ReplyDelete@Camcolty what's she like?
ReplyDeleteI went to a taping of her show. She's got a Lohan thing going on. Looks prematurely old from partying but covers up with makeup. She needs to get a show on Comedy Central or maybe TBS. Reinvent herself without ailienating her core audience. She's a couple yrs away from 40 but lives like a rich 25 yr old.
Part of the work she's had done is getting her vagina "rejuvenated" which tightens it. The procedure is supposed to be excruciatingly painful so karma la bitch strikes again.
ReplyDeleteI get Chelsea Handler and Cheryl Hines confused.
ReplyDeleteHey I read yesterday that Cheryl Hines is engaged to Robert F Kennedy Jr. They're getting married this summer.
She can look prety rough sometimes. I watched her show for few weeks when shevwas still with network guy. Some nights i wld wonder wth happened that she hadnt had time for makeup. She looked like she just rolled outta bed. I was shocked when she was on cover a playboy! Thats some michaelangelo airbrushing there, man!
ReplyDeleteI thought her first book was hilarious, the second one was funny, the third one was meh and I won't even bother with the new one. I feel like she goes out of her way to act "wacky" so she'll have a story for another book.
ReplyDeletewell he sounds boring and not very loyal.
ReplyDeleteShe has the same ghost writer that Brandi Glanville hired. He must be really funny and talented writer, specializing in boozed up young Ho bags with no self-respect. There's a market for everything.
ReplyDelete"A list" is generous.
ReplyDeleteInteresting, @Dingle. I suspect that he adds the qualification of 'wrangler' to his resumé.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, that was mainly a reference to Glanville - I don't know enough about Handler. But the lols I've had reading the insanobot 'BBs' over at CB have given me a definite opinion about Brandi.