Blind Items Revealed
March 2, 2014
This A+ list mostly television actor who would drop down to a B if you threw him in some movies is on a hot cable show. He also has a girlfriend who is more like a wife. That was him the other night with a multitude of women all sitting on his lap seeing if the legends are true. The good news for his girlfriend is that out of the ten women who gave his lap a try he only took home two. It's like winning the bronze. You made the podium.
Jon Hamm
57 comments:
I would stick that motherf&$^$; landing, too
Best quote " I don't date guys who use the is schlong as a divining rod."
((Sigh))
...clean up on aisle 3
When the Hammaconda strikes, it strikes true.
I think. I've not lap-tested this theory.
All the claps!! ; )
really ladies? Seems kinda pathetic to be competing with 10 women for dick...
Maybe he brought them home to Jennifer!
@steam, their not the is...:-\
TTM, it would be a ten for both of you. :-D
Whatever derek. It's Jon Hamm
@Derek it's not any dick. It's Hammaconda!
Perhaps after his penis got famous, they entered a private agreement. It's one thing if your man is famous but if his penis gets his own following- well adjustments probably need to be made. Lollllllzzz
haha easy girls---you can have him...
Have we considered he's a show'er not a grow'er? I mean, its possible we have seen it all and if that's all there is, is it enough? I'm just not sure, but I wouldn't mind finding out.
@Derek
I'd arm wrestle a bitch for a shot at that thing. Every time I see him my mouth waters. He's such a filthy lil tease.
...I'll stop now.
Heeeeey ohhhhh! Steamy wins today's ZING award.
I, too, am willing to do the necessary research, Sillygurl!
Simply brilliant @steampunkjazz ^5
Science!!
Good afternoon @oneeyecharlie
Better believe it Derek, but I wouldn't compete with those ten if Fassbender was in the room too.
Hey, Courtney! I mentioned it in another post, but I like the new cut and color.
Well is getting good dick most of the time better than not getting good dick any of the time ha ha.
I'd sure like to sit on his lap. Yummy.
Maybe cuz I hit the jackpot w/ who I'm dating, the Hammaconda doesn't seem that big to me.
@oneeyecharlie thank you!! Just got it done yesterday and still getting used to it!
You're dating an Old Hickory salami log, Ware?
Haha, Charlie!
After 6yrs w/ my ex, I deserve my pick from the meat department.
Hell yeah!
The sight of the hammaconda, unfurled for double pleasues, wld bring tears to my eyes. Id cut a bitch too to get there.
OMG, I'm glad there's nobody in the office today, I'm so LMAO.
I don't get this peen fascination esp. since he's not in great shape.
So life has come to imitate art. Unless... the truth is that Jon Hamm has always been Don Draper all along.
Jon Hamm is Dick Whitman!
And WareCat is a LuckyGirl, dayum, ghoul, Ol Hickory!
Sorry guys but I'm in the "long enough for orgasm" camp ;)
I'm honestly not a Size Queen, but something about the juxtaposition of the Hammaconda and his role on MadMen...
Jon Hamm is FINE as hell. I so would. His Hammaconda might break me in half but I'd be willing to endure just to find out :D
I like Hamm very much, but not after it's been in a couple dirty ovens.
There's always been something about Jon Hamm and his Mad Men character that completely turns me off. Like I'd take a spin on the tilt-o-whirl, but only for the joy that would come after the ride when I explain all the reasons it should be shut down by the health and safety department.
It's the ego. There's too much of it and I like dragging people off their pedistools.
nice one, Riven
Meh, he doesn't impress me at all. Y'all can have him.
TTM's first comment wins the day, tho!
Hamm doesn't fry my burger at all.....Fassbender on the other hand....
Hell, yes I'd go up against 10 women to sit on his lap.
I'll be blunt - I love me some big cock.
Me in between a Hamm and Fass sandwich...what an insanely hot fantasy.
Thanks, BeckyMae :)
Steampunk - when blind originally posted you said you would watch Mad Men from the beginning. Did you? Did you like it?
I had a boss who was an extremely, very good looking guy; young and lots of money.
Unbelievably sexually promiscuous. So gross. I could never be with someone so dirty, not for the world. In that respect, I have no respect for Westfedlt.
But I would still hit Hamm like a house on fire.
It's okay @teresa crane. You can learn everything about fulfilling sex from 50 Shades of Tedium:
"Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine, “You expand too.”
Sigh - beautiful! I can really understand why that book is such a phenom.
My independent studies have shown that the larger in a relaxed state the less it possibly, uhm, unfurls. Not to mention that we're seeing a lot of potatoes with that meat. NOT the most appealing part of the package.
But yeah sure, hell yeah I would. I mean at least once to say I did. Okay maybe 3 or 4 times.
Sherry - you need to be 100% sure before coming to any firm conclusions. You might need to take it for a long test drive, even 5 or 6 times, to make a hard decision.
Only way to be sure
Oh Derek you so would. Who you playing
I'm with you. I don't care where it's been, it looks delicious and I haven't even seen it in an unclothed state.
Alita. Absolutely you are correct. Okay if you insist I'll take one for the team.
Akita, snort.
What the HELL happened here? I don't remember having Cock Appreciation Day to this degree before. Wow, y'all...
I prefer Fassbender. I'll bet with Hamm, it's all about him. I think Fassy would be an equal partner, know what I mean?
Truth be told, I'd take Mike Rowe or Hugh Jackman over either of them.
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