August 28, 2013
This former A+ list tweener is now a B+ when it comes to talent and A++ when it comes to name recognition. She says that when she spent some time with this A+ list celebrity/rapper this week he would text his current significant other, but spent most of the time with his male assistant either giving him shoulder rubs or sitting on his lap or even rubbing his feet.
Miley Cyrus/Kanye West
Those 2 deserve each other and the scorn everyone in the world gives them. As far as Miley...stick to girls.
ReplyDeleteexcuse you, enty. miley might be ridiculous at times but that girl is A list talent if not A+ talent.
ReplyDelete@Jack Ducky, I agree with you about Miley's talent. I think she's going to have a long career - possibly longer than Taylor Swift's.
DeleteI beg to differ. Her live performances are hit or miss & I'm sure we can all agree that she can't dance. I think Enty gave her a fair rating.
DeleteI have yet to see a live performance of hers, other than that vma mess, that hasn't been good. She's a much stronger singer live than most other artists out there. Also she doesn't actually try to dance well so.
DeleteExcuse me while I reenact Master Culkin's face slap in home alone.
ReplyDeleteThe Village Idiot that is about to marry The Village Whore.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of Kanye cuddling in someone's lap is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm LOL
ReplyDeleteWouldn't we all get our assistant's to do that though? What's an assistant for if it's not to give you a back and shoulder rub? Sitting in the lap is a bit odd granted.
ReplyDeleteHolla
Delete@Wen
ReplyDeletethat's a great gif
Delete@Ray, I aim to please. (I think I stole it from VIP, though, so her aim is higher.)
DeleteOh shit!
DeleteScrub the first apostrophe.
ReplyDeleteSlightly OT but @Lux's gawker link from the Willow Smith thread yesterday bears repeating..
ReplyDeleteJaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Explore Arts & Crafts-Based Sex Cult
I will forever associate KK with this news article. And of course the golden showers.
I mean isn't that what assistant are for?
ReplyDeleteI doubt the Little Armenian Urinal* minds.
ReplyDelete*copyright texas rose 2014
little
Delete?? Meant to add a ? to that.
DeleteI dunno, she's all squat and shit. Like a kumquat. Or Zach Galifinakis.
DeleteNow, this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteSuch a disturbing image, kanyee getting those little feeties rubbed. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteKanye's got a massive ego, but is richer than any of us, so he may be onto something. We all need to go around constantly proclaiming we are genisus.
ReplyDeleteBoom!
ReplyDeleteKanye gives me the creeps. Can't stand him and his ego, too.
ReplyDeletethe pointy dick in my avi has as much talent as Miley
ReplyDeleteHairydawg: will she give me a pearl necklace too?
ReplyDeleteThe way I read this is Kanye's doing the rubbing rather than receiving it. AND THAT would be extremely shocking news, he's all for getting rubbed and not rubbing.
ReplyDeleteMiley reminds me of an adolescent Bonobo chimp, screeching and humping on everything.
ReplyDeleteOh jeez. I just laughed so hard at that image I think I wet myself a little.
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Deletei dont buy it
ReplyDeleteSoooooo miley would have fucked if he wasnt into the mens?
ReplyDeleteHow come dawg gets to have a dick in his avi but if I have just a little boob or lady butt I'm a disgusting perv?
ReplyDeleteWho said she didn't fuck? My money would be that she did anyway.
ReplyDeleteNoooo,, as much as I can't stand the thought of Kanye or miley, I simply cannot see Kanye sitting on his male assistants lap, that's just too silly for words,,,,lol.
ReplyDelete@ Harry knuckles,,,it's a valid question,,,lol.
Harry - most readers have vagines
ReplyDeleteHarry, the alternative is a pic of me, same pose, same costume.
ReplyDeleteI can very much see Kanye sitting on his "assistants" lap and rubbing his feet. He owes him big time for this circus he's performing for the K-Klan. What I can't see is him at the beckon text of Kimee.
ReplyDeleteOh, and for the record, both of those Avi's are disgusting, but I can overlook a lot, so whatever. We can all be annoying for various reasons. We just need to find our inner Rodney King and embrace one another despite the beat downs.
Why am I not surprised at this??
ReplyDeleteKanye's assistant - Is he the one Kanye approached in a store and told him he liked his fashion sense?
ReplyDeleteHis significant other could still be Ricardo...I still can't see Kanye sitting in someone's lap. I'm guessing it would have to be someone really butch for him to cuddle up in his lap?
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting if Ricardo does design KK's wedding dress--and makes her a laughingstock AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure that the little Armenian urinal is only a high profile beard.
ReplyDeleteI think Miley is closer to the end of her career than beginning.
ReplyDelete@wen...That was soooo funny! I laughed so hard. Thanks! Needed that.
ReplyDeleteMiley is well on her way to being the next Blohan.
ReplyDeleteIt's surprising that Kanye's beard and her sisters gave up working Cannes this year. The wedding bank will more than make up for it but you'd think PMK would have insisted they work both.
Silly me, the johns must be flying in, it's not far.
I don't at all read this as Kanye sitting in his assistant's lap and giving him rubdowns! The other way around! Still weird, but at least Kanye is getting his money's worth.
ReplyDeleteKanye is two people.
ReplyDeleteHis public persona is a wanna be street thug bad azz rapper. He never smiles and he talks street, and mostly stupid. He's a combination of everything he dreams up on the fly and spurts out at the moment.
His private persona, I'm guessing, is the exact opposite. He's probably more withdrawn, doesn't have many close true friends, his speech is that of a man who was raised by educated parents (I heard him talk before, and was shocked that he can sound intelligent and literate.) He'd get further in his business ventures if he didn't introduce Kim as his "Main Bitch" and just spoke as he was raised. He must be very insecure to always be comparing himself to others and not be happy with his own achievements. He needs to live life for himself, and stop copying others formula for success. They'll succeed, he won't.
He won't win in life by marrying Kim. He will be much better off in every way if he followed his own heart. Oh, well. This divorce will be epic. I hope he gets the baby and her nanny/mother, and his boyfriend.
Oh, Kanye--I thought you said you were a Top?
ReplyDelete"You either a leader/Or a follower/
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower..."
Does this also mean you didn't invent leather jogging pants?
Damn.