Blind Items Revealed
August 21, 2013
This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."
Michael Fassbender/Zoë Kravitz/Penn Badgley
58 comments:
something we don't know
Penn is hot!!!! (Ive been old I resemble him)
Yah. Sorry Penn, get a bigger d**k!
At least she's not shallow.
I pictured you a blond, derek.
Well Naomi has the pleasure of the excessively large penis now. Tbh length is probably not so much of a good thing in the real, non porn world. In my opinion.
Fassbender is a woman beater and Penn is gay. No dick is worth my self respect.
I mean get it girl
I agree, I can't get it all in and I can't do it how I like. It's a waste on me.
You don't want it to come out your throat when he's hittin' it from behind?
Sorry - was that too gross?
lmao well if dark brooding brunette turs gay I mean grey perhaps one day ; )
I am sure Fassbender has ex sex frequently, the ones he is still interested in.
If Badgley and Fassbender are straight then I'm Richard Nixon.
Fasspeen
I do not understand how she downgraded back to Dan fucking Humphrey
@Lady--thanks...
lmao
Sugar! I just said that to my husband the other day! Hahahaha
What's a d**k?
He has a duck that goes for miles? Interesting choice of pets
He has a disk that goes on for miles? I want him on my Frisbee golf team
@Sugar!
@sillygirl If Fassbender is a woman beater he picked the wrong girl with Naomi. She'd beat his ass back. A fight I'd love to see.
Short,long,fat,skinny,hairy,green....I don't care what form they come in...all peens are ridiculous looking.
@Charlie, you're saying you want Fassy on your team?
(This is a thinly veiled prompt to get a certain VIP to post a certain gif...)
It can be the biggest dick in the world and it would be meaningless if he doesn't know what hes doing with it.
But, for the love of all that is good, not this one. NSFW pic of a duck's nether.
Mine goes on for blocks. Unfortunately they're LEGO blocks.
Wasn't there also a reveal that these 3 had a threesome?
That peen belongs to James McAvoy.
Groggy that was funny:)
Sorry bout that tho:(
jjMY..what u saying..fassy bends it with mcavoy?
Women all know that girth > length.
Is it lumpy, bumpy and rectangular shaped too Groggy?
Groggy I think I stepped on your willy wacker once in the middle of the night on my way to the Frigidaire. Hurt like a mofo. Sorry about that.
lol
And too big = painful
Agree Tina and Violet...LONGER is NOT better. I don't need a bruised cervix or for the man to stand across the room for sex and let's be honest, it's the tongue that's waaaaay better anyway. That's why I married the Opster..Man got a talent!
I thought so @ Jessica
7 made me think of it w/ the duck dick talk. Hog dick is a corkscrew and they cum enough to fill a soda can.
As cool as have a load that voluminous sounds, I would hate to have to walk around with giant hog nuts.
Fassy's a woman beater? Noooo! I must have missed that one...I don't recall hearing that. I'm just going to proceed as I was in my world of ignorance. Lalalalalala
If this is true, then that's some funny shit. Just trying to picture Zoe sayin' it.
Long and thin, the further in,
But short and thick does the trick.
Might be desk. For the studious actor.
Amen. Wide = pride.
she`s with the son of our former tennis hero, now professional fool boris becker, noah becker now...
Sup Dick
The bush to balls to peen ratio is too even. I think balls should be 1/3 to 1/2 of the peen. Bush should be no more than 1/15th of the peen. He needs to fix that shit.
whats the point of being young and not chasing big dick
Fassy is hot too
sounds like a win win as long as your not expecting him to settle down
men with big dicks think its a tragedy to deprive all the woman of the world by not sharing the dick.
Big dicks never faithful
He must be A list now.
Didn't know about duck dick, Seven. You're just a font.
4 Sizes of Dick:
Where is it?
That's nice.
That's very nice.
Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.
He kinda sounds like a big dick to me, I don't care how long the f'n duck's dork is.
Fassbender is a woman beater?! Is he beating women with his d!ck?
Not anymore, at least. (Sorry.)
The famous "Irish Curse" of having a small dick is disproved by Fassy and Neeson - two of the biggest cocks in town.
During Helen Mirren's affair with Liam she said she couldn't walk right.
Michael Fassbender is NOT a B-. I don't care what the Enty scale says. No way is he B-. Now,he may very well be the guy in the blind, but this rating is screwed if so.
Everyone wants a piece of Assbender, so I don't blame her.
LOL @ bellaluna!
Without looking at any of the previous comments, YES. Fuck yes. I need/want/crave cock that "goes on for miles." Hell to the yes.
Honestly, i am definitely am a cock whore. admittedly and unabashedly. I love cock in all its forms - licking, sucking and especially fucking.
Fassy is very upfront about his sexuality/proclivities. i appreciate that in a man.
Yum.
DECK...his deck is really huge
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