Thursday, May 22, 2014

Lindsay Lohan And Her Brother

To make sure Lindsay Lohan stays on the sobriety train she brought her brother Michael Jr. to Cannes with her. The two of them got wasted the other night and then had this very strange moment out on the dance floor. Lindsay has probably had sex with almost every guy she has met, but I think even she would draw the line at her brother. That being said, she does idolize Angelina Jolie and Angelina does have an Academy Award and Angelina did like to shock and awe. If I told you this was Lindsay's current boyfriend you would think the photo would show they like each other. Maybe because it is a slow news day, I am reaching, but does anyone else see anything in it that makes you uncomfortable?

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  1. I think you're reaching.

    The second photo is supposed to look "intimate" but it really looks like she lurched over into him because that's what Lindsay does, lurches drunkenly through her life.

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    1. Lurches drunkenly through life is the best! Lollllll

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    2. Agree - it looks like his hand is pressing her thigh away in the second picture.

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  2. Too close. His hands are just...
    I would think they were dating or he was at least hitting it.

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  3. So it's a whole family of crackheads. Wow.

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  4. Anonymous7:20 AM

    Reaching...
    that pic is LITERALLY about a few seconds of time in a span of hours. DRUNKEN hours.

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  5. She just looks wasted there and he looks like he's trying to hold her up and telling her to pull it together. Not sure there's anything to see here. She's wasted. Business as usual.

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  6. Both are wasted & trying for attention. You can't out Angelina, Angie. This is just pathetic.

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  7. You think Lilo wouldn't bone her brother, but would she tag team a Middle Eastern billionaire with him?

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    1. Count, the question is...would she pimp her brother out to a Middle Eastern Billionaire?

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  8. I have a strange urge to watch The Adams Family. Lurch is my spirit animal.

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  9. Any sports fan knows that we can see twenty angles of the same shot and still debate whether the ball crossed the line or not!

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  10. if vivid offered her a few million to bone her brother, she'd do it.

    when are we going to hear her say again she's clean and sober?

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  11. Anonymous7:28 AM

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  12. Those pics are from incriminating.

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  13. Reaching. This is the college educated brother. There is no hope for any of them. My money was on him to make a break from it all and achieve some level of normalcy being a productive member of society. He's just further proof of why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

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  14. Looks kinda icky to me.

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  15. Agree with @nancer. If someone offered her enough money to bone her brother, she'd do it in a heartbeat.

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  16. Why isn't the photo of her and Dina "making out" up there?

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  17. Weird and creepy... it looks like they are bf and gf

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  18. Who keeps inviting this idiot to Cannes?

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    1. Anonymous7:41 AM

      @hits...
      Lindsay doesn't get invited. Her vagina does.

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  19. Gives me the heebie jeebies

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  20. The Bates family take a trip to Cannes

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  21. It looks like he's grinding her thigh and his hand placement and closed eyes aren't helping..

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  22. Oh, Jesus. Reaching. Like fancyscreenname said, it's a few snaps from an entire evening. Nothing to see here, folks.

    I never thought I'd WK for LiLo, but the girl simply cannot catch a break, can she?! Ever. At all. She could be sober for the next thirty years, join the Peace Corps, and actually live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys and literally become Cady Heron, and she'd still be tagged as a drunken, coked-out, thieving mess. (Not that I really expect her to have such a turnaround, but still.)

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  23. If you've seen the Dina Lohan reality show on E, you wouldn't find this remotely strange.

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  24. Yeah...I have 2 brothers...and no way in hell would I ever be that physically friendly with either of them, even if I were wasted off my ass. I'm kinda skeeved out right now.

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  25. A brother and sister are having sex and randomly the sister starts giggling.

    The brother asks "What's so damn funny?"

    She responds: "You fuck just like Dad"

    The brother begins to laugh and says: "I know, Mom told me."

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  26. lol that's gross @Truth

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    1. @aemish, yes it's gross but with all the drinkin' & druggin' that LiLo, MiLo & Orange Oprah do it is entirely possible.

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  27. Once Again I truly hate some posters here. I don\t wanna talk Lohan. She is not in a good space and she has not been in a while...Being public is hard "yall"

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  28. Ya I can empathize with that, Derek.. to be fair though she is not in a good space by her own choosing..

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  29. Did she wake up this mornin feeling so lonely and think "hey I gotta go to school"\?

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  30. Well I made out with my sisters on the wedding I attended?
    GROW UP

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  31. You're not reaching because it's a slow news day. You're reaching because you've had a hard-on for LiLo for years. It's not that she doesn't earn a lot of stick, but it is that you not only never consider the possibility that there's a doubt she might deserve the benefit of one, it's that where there's nothing really there, you make shit up.

    Think that club is loud? Think that maybe a good way to communicate is to get close and talk loud in one another's ears? Think maybe siblings are comfortable enough with one another to lean against each other when hollering in one another's ears drunk?

    There's no sign that this isn't a hell of a lot less than you're making of it.

    Drunk siblings yelling in each other's ears at a club. Film at eleven.

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  32. Err what Derek?

    I would never act like that with my brothers, we side hug Duggar style but I guess some people have more intimate and physical relationships with their siblings. Idk I think it's skeevy and creepy but I'm curious about what the rest of the n night looked like, dancing wise. Not curious enough to Google though.

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  33. has anyone seen Molly?

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  34. @J---obvs we would never make out---that's Low-Keys Terrioties but we were being silly ---enjoying each-others company duh
    @JAS--I wont with you right now. I don't talk to idiots.

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  35. unusual? Uncomfortable? For that family, no.

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  36. I love my sisters and if there was picture of us released *shrugs*----what happens on the dance floor stays on the dance floor

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  37. His name is Michael Lohan Jr.? Must suck to be him.

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  38. Lindsay and Dina, with Michael Jr. patiently waiting for his turn. Maybe a 3sum?

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  39. There were a lot of violated boundaries in that home. Coca in is a helluva drug

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  40. Come on Enty!! - You don't need cheap shots on LiLo to make her look bad. They were dancing in a club and someone is taking hundreds of pics and these were the two that made them look the worse??? First one they are dancing, second one he is either giving her a hug or trying to say something to her. Not romantic or sexy in anyway- she is holding a microphone in left hand between them. I repeat - You don't have to manufacture stuff to make her look sloppy, slutty, or otherwise a fool.

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  41. If you think that is ok, you don't have a brother.

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  42. @jane you must be inbred--or a complete UGLY SLUT

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  43. I think they are just drunk and having fun, and I think it's a photo that has captured a moment that looks like it's something it's not, she probably fell into him.

    I also find the suggestion a bit Eugh,

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  44. Well, this has been a lovely post to lurch into.

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  45. Reaching!

    The stills may bounce the Yick meter but they represent what 2 500th's of a second during the course of an evening.

    I am no Lindsay fan; but nothing to see here folks. MOVE ON!

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  46. Good one, Truth.

    LiLo goes to dad and says, "I need money for an 8-ball." Daddy puts down his paper, tells her that she knows what to do, so she drops to her knees and starts blowing him.

    After a few moments, she lifts her head and says, "This tastes like shit!" and daddy responded, "Yeah, yer brother wanted a new bike."

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    1. could've stopped...and yet I just kept reading it...

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    2. LOL @ Count! It's even funnier reading it in LiLo & MiLo's voices......

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  47. I think someone else may be dranking. (shout out Queen Bey!)

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  48. When I first saw these pictures a couple of days ago I thought he was paying her a fee for the night. Had no idea that LiLo had a brother.

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  49. derek harvey, I don't see what your refusal to talk to yourself has to do with anything, but don't worry. I have no interest in debating with you. I don't enter into battles of wits with the manifestly unarmed.

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  50. damn, Derek's throwing punches in every direction.

    props to Sugar for The Aristocrats reference.

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  51. Why is she at Cannes? Don't think she has anything coming out soon. I'm sure all the real A listers want nothing to do with her! Obviously somebody that is taking their sobriety seriously won't of gone. I hope she gets thrown in jail the next time she messes up, and stays for a few months! It Might save her life in the long run.

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  52. And may i say he's doing a hell of a job keeping her sober.

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  53. Totes subscribing to this post..I have a feeling this will be Derek's weekly hissy fit.

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  54. I've lurched back from lunch and my, this thread took a turn...

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  55. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Oh oh. Gertrude is upset AGAIN. The return of the boring stunt queen. FFS..U u can't hold your "liquor" perhaps u shouldn't blog whilst cocktailing.

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  56. say whaaaaat I am very sober (as 95% of the time)
    #nonstorypeoplemoveon

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  57. Anonymous11:19 AM

    If u can't...

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  58. I don't argue with trolls---ask JAS and Lowkey--

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  59. Anyways you guys have fun perpetuating hate (as always). I am getting ready for ANOTHER dater---bwahahaha

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  60. #puttingonbulletproffvesttodealwitHER

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  61. M'kay, I have a brother and the first picture is ok, the second one not. Look at the angle of his body. When you want to talk to someone, you don't hunch over making it so they have to get that close to your crotch. Knowing Lilo though, she was probably wasted and fell into him and he was trying to hold her up AND push her leg away from his groin.

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    1. shotinthedark - looks like you answered your own concern about the 2nd pic in your own comment.

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  62. Derek. Clearly you are a sad, bitter little man. You lash out at people completely unprovoked... why? Does it make you feel better about yourself? I don't even want to fight with you anymore. Firstly, it's not even a challenge, and secondly, I'm at the point where I just feel sorry for you. You clearly have issues. Get help.

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  63. @Lowkey---At least I have a brain a handsomne face and dignity (nothing you could ever understand)....Go send some pussy pics

    #uglyloserbitchepicfail

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    1. @Derek, brains? LOL.
      Learn to spell. Learn some basic grammar.

      THEN maybe you can work on the actual *content* of your posts. But I fear in your case that lack of originality = lack of intelligence.

      And dignity? Bitch, please. You lost any semblance of dignity about a dozen meltdowns ago.

      If you had trouble with any of that, let me know. I can try again with smaller words.

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  64. TheTruthIsOutThere Long time no see!

    That joke was great. I'm repeating it fo sho!

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    1. Hi Sherry! I usually lurk but I couldn't resist that joke. :)

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  65. Just read through the thread..Oooh boy!

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  66. No boundaries for LL?? Or just another show for others to see to (try to) create drama?

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  67. Thank you for the reminder to watch eurotrip again!
    It is one of my alltime faves
    Miscusi!!!

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  68. Alcohol lowers inhibitions (obviously). Something that would skeeve you out sober might sound just fine while drunk. That said, I don't think this is THAT bad; I'd have to see more pics or video...

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  69. Maybe those ecstasy rumors are true. With the dancing all night and the touchy geeky with the brother. Looks like she does have a new drug of choice.

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  70. *touchy feely

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  71. the party was the official
    "inconceivable" movie vip party that will never happen. the investors are the turkish drug dealers pimps.. al turki something that fund brit marling's movies.. sniff sniff
    just saying

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