Advertisements
Popular Posts from the last 30 days
-
Why is the Canadian rapper tied to so many people who have been accused of Harvey Weinstein crimes. There is the Not Nice person who intimid...
-
The Canadian rapper may have nasty nasty friends but he isn’t the only one. Just ask the British rapper who made the Praise song with the Um...
-
The “Dutch” rapper can thank the Canadian rapper for drawing the world’s attention to his activities. He bad mouths him to anyone who will l...
-
So it looks like the Butterfly rapper confirmed what was said in this space some weeks back. The Canadian rapper leaked his own video to get...
-
The Middle Alphabet rapper from Britain is laughing all the way to the bank because he is given all of the brand deals that were supposed to...
-
There is an interesting dynamic going on in the music world right now. Sick and disgusting, but interesting in how it divides. Apparently i...
-
It was not that long ago that this record label owner was the procurer of underage females for the stars on his label and others he was clo...
-
Speaking of the former wheelchair actor, what he claims were things to set up his rival are actually from a sting complete with footage of s...
-
I don't think anyone is shocked to hear the three named actor groomed his A- list actress ex. Did anyone believe they really started dat...
-
Things were so tense at a big party between the hosts this past weekend in the rich enclave up the coast that guests bailed as quickly as th...
97 comments:
Hey guys!
Christina Hendricks is gorgeous.
BRUCE!
I was minding my own business, vaguely checking out the women, when BAM... there was Karl. I think I yelled out loud. Dude gives me the willies.
LOL @ Eva Longoria photobombing KL
Beyonce is such a basic bitch. She better not try to ditch my wedding!!
Hi Kimmy!and Ray
I think I heard her say she needs to count her socks that night, Kim. You'd better not count on her showing up to your wedding.
We miss you!
Hey dad. Guess I won't see you at the wedding after all. So much for making me a part of this family
There ya go, Milla, no excess bag fees for you!
Aishwarya is looking amazing
As if Beyonce would wear something that you designed! You're so annoying, Rob! I can't believe I let mom talk me into letting you come. We've had to widen the aisle because of you! Twice!!
Hi Bruce! I would motorboat Joan like Lionel Richie!
Brody, I love you but I think you're being a big baby. Man up and come stag! I am.
Brody, I'd switch places with you in a hot second. Kim will not shut her whore mouth up about me and my appearance. I can't help it, I love to eat!
Khloe! I've missed you. I'd motorboat her too. Hahaha
Man, this French food is delicious! I can't stop eating crepes!
Don't worry Kimmy, if Ye throws a couple tracks Solange's way, I'll bet she'll throw Bey in a trunk and enforce her arrival!
BEHAVE
WTF is with that guys face in the photobomb shot?
His nose...his mouth..
Is it the flash that made it look that way?
Dammit Rob, there's croissant crumbs all over my bed! Pull yoself together!
Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman in the world. People mag has had it wrong every year. Except for Lupita, she's beautiful too.
I had to copy/paste her name, but I love Aishwarya's dress.
I've seen what Saffron does to her lovers and repeat the BACK OFF request.
Missed you too Brucie! Nothing like the most beautiful city in the world to reunite a family! Sorry Brody!
Dad, you've seen my new chick. You think I'm going to kick that out of bed for someone's third wedding? Fist bump!
Thanks Kokes!! I knew I could count on you to have my back on this!
Rob, Kim's whore mouth gave you the means and opportunity to be a sock emperor. You should be grateful!
Does your ass get it's own dress?
Stop eating Rob!!! There isn't enough time to let your suit out again, and you are NOT wearing sweatpants to my wedding!!!!
Kim, I already had to call security on that stalker Naya. She was trying to hide in the cake before they baked it! Dumb bitch!
Rob, it's a little sad that you'll be hitting the buffet while I'm here doing cock pushups. Time to hit the gym, buddy!
I got an elastic waistband put into my tux pants, hooker. Bring on the coq au vin!
Paris, you basic anal wart. You wish you had a Kardashian Kaboose
I found Naya in the cake when I was sneaking bites of batter straight out of the bowl.
So do you Khloe.
Yes Paris, my ass is getting its own dress. It's custom! And Naya should know not to mess with me after she lost her job and her man. You're welcome, thirsty hooker!
And this is exactly why you didn't get a plus one, Brody!
Hahahahahaha Brody! You're right, it is a third marriage. We all know those dont count as much. Wait a minute...
Cock pushups all day long. My shit is large and in charge. Never deny that.
Now where did I put that croque-madame I was eating.
Rob, I just got off the phone with mom. She said that she told the hotel to cut you off from room service until the wedding, and she wants to talk to you about getting an endorsement with Jenny Craig
They're going for 73 days. A new Kim record!
Where's Scott? Because that deserves a hand hug!
Lagerfeld is a genius
http://www.thestar.com/life/fashion_style/2014/01/21/kim_kardashian_hits_paris_as_karl_lagerfeld_speaks_out_against_french_president_couture_2014.html
Did Khloe bring French? If so, I'd be pissed, Brody. That dude is shady.
Are you whoring for Jenny Craig now? What happened to Quick Trim?
Kris needs AA so she can just shut up about me and my issues.
You should join him fat butt.
*YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!*
ROB I Dont like him either!He's up to no good and I know it!
Is that a poopsterbation reference, Rob? Because you have to stop doing that
I'll keep an eye on him for you, Bruce. I know how you feel about confrontations.
Yes he is, baby! I love you so much!! It's almost here - can't wait!!
My ass makes money, honey!
I'll stop after this trip, I promise. I've never had a chance to poopsterbate after eating all this French food and I wanna see how this turns out. I'm having some Aligot right now. I'll let you know how it goes. I know you've tried it too, Brody. Should I send you a picture since you aren't here with the rest of your whole family?
I didn't put him on the guest list. We're having a klassy wedding
....for Save the Whales...
That's rich coming from someone whose ass is responsible for McDonalds last quarterly profits!!
Lily Allen sitting down or standing up.
Karl Lagerfeld when he was a fatso.
Petra Nemcova contemplating something.
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is one of the 2 prettiest girls in the history of the world. Gong Li is the other one.
P: Longoria/Chastain/Moore triple threat - Karl can watch if he likes.
M: Hendricks
B: Mila
Why, yes, I am rich. Thanks for asking.
Where is Nori? How many nannies did you bring with you to take care of your baby?
#SD #STFU ROB
RED BULL
Rob, you know we only bring three nannies when we travel. The rest stay at home
Saw your dress
Was a mess
Can't contest
You the best
Got my girl
Winds unfurled
Got a pearl
In a plastic world
Well, Rob, they say the first step is admitting you have a problem. And that's a low blow, man. I'm trying to put the past behind us with my dad, but shit like this doesn't help!
Aishwarya is seriously always gorgeous! And Julianne Moore is stunning as well.
Oh big Karl- his lack of food explains his extreme bitchiness, guy wants to unleash his inner fat kid.
And is that some weird photoshop on Petra? They aren't large but her chest looks bolted on
Yeah, you're right Brody. I guess I was just jealous that you didn't want to give me a hand hug. What can I say, I'm a Pisces. We're emotional.
It's okay, Rob. Us family outcasts have to stick together!
i can't wait for the day i see no more of those stupid sleeves (lily allen), or long, see-through skirts, or assymetrical hemlines. ICK!! hideous trends, every one of them.
That's some basic bullshit that I couldn't bring French to France. Klassy my ass, shake yo tits!
Tl, dr
Sorry Kokes! I let Ye make the call
Oh good God Rob, the bidets in France must be working overtime with you around.
Badass hand hug!
The photo bomber in the Lagerfeld photo looks like she just got a call "7 days..."
Lord Disick in the house! If you get sick of the fam in France, come back and hang with me and my chick and her friends!
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is the most beautiful woman in the world. Absolutely stunning.
Brody don't tell anyone but I'm ready for a stiff drink.
Spending time with my step family will do that to you!
oh, FFS...
-----------
oh WOW! There's Heidi. Haven't seen her in a while.
((eyeroll))
Rob he's French, he belongs here more than any of us, no?
Don't think it's any kind of photo shop on Petra, urban. They look natural to me.
Petra & Aishwarya! Hello K-krew!!! How are wedding preparations going and how EXCITED are you?!
PS: I hear Brody will not be attending, is this true? Brody was a real douchenugget to my brother at a bar a few years back, but day drinking in Manhattan Beach gets the best of us. Brody simply MUST attend the wedding of the millennium!
Hey LD! You ready to go shopping?
Eva, Aish, Ryan & Christina... All looking amazing.
Marion has great style.
I was born ready honey
The crazy photobomber is Barabara Palvin :)
Good one crila! I couldn't stop checking out that picture. I think you're right, female. Frightened.
Soon to be paid a visit through her tv.
Noooo Sara, I looked her up :(
First pic looked like Beibers twin
paris france not paris hilton. ROB YOU MAY NOT BRING HER NOT HER DAY NOT HER DATE.
I can't stand the stupid flared jeans over high heels or platforms especially when the jeans goo all the way to the ground. It looks so stupid, kind of like one of those shaggy haired horses that have the long hair over their hooves. I'm looking at you heidi!
Life in Cincinnati must truly suck huh KTrash?
Aishwarya Rai does not even belong on this planet. She is much too glorious.
I really want Christina and Ryan to be a couple. No reason, really.
Count, I like the idea of a triple but with those three I would save Longoria to change the sheets and clean up the mess after.
Crazy ass Kanye Blind in HSK today
Ryan Gosslings was on that photo? I didn't notice.
Those things are super famiar to me, but Christina's still stop me in my tracks. They suit her well.
Well Done Dr. Hooters!
Post a Comment