Blind Item #9
This B- list celebrity who only ranks that high because she is the offspring of an A list dad and B list mom just found out that the person she thought loved her for love actually loves her for her family money. While our celebrity was out of town her significant other hooked up with several other people and spent the entir
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bALDWINS DAUGHTER
Yes? Spent the entir....
... huh?
No gender so I will say Warren and Annette's Son/daughter
...............?
Frances Bean?
Francesca Eastwood.
E time singing her praises"? Now someone else do the next sentence!
I am proud to say I forget her name
Willow
Francesca Eastwood and her still-husband lolz
Ireland! Ireland Baldwin and her female lover
All of the Willises, Baldwins, Eastwoods and Lisa Marie
Rut ro. Someone needs to check on Enty.
Somebody whacked Enty before he could finish typing and he fell on the post button.
Eastwoods mother is not B list anything
He then spent the weekend composing a sonnet for her.
Ill take Alecs spawn and her muff diving rapper friend.
Willow too young
Siri Cruise. Them kindergarten heart breaks are the worst.
(I still heart you David Cook)
Balwins daughter or Beattys daughters both fit.
And after that, he filmed a video of Joy Behar running in place under a waterfall. On a loop.
I'll finish it
"and spent the entire time playing candyland and braiding each other's hair"
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
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He gathered together all the money he had been hoarding, every single penny she thought she had spent on him, and brought it all to the realtor, where he put down 5 percent on a reasonably priced 4 and a half bath bungalow within walking distance of schools and with good neighbourhood infrastructure. It's a love story!
But sadly, he let Jonah Hill stay there for the weekend and the place got trashed. Now he is selling his body to Mel Gibson to pay for the damages.
A blind so boring Enty fell asleep before he finished writing it!
LOL JAS..True..
Somebody shot Enty mid sentence. Call 911!
RIP Casey Kasem
Fortunately, Mel pays top dollar to keep his man-hos quiet, so he was able to repair most of the damage to their split-level love nest.
@snookie. Actually, I knew who Frances Fisher was before she hooked up with Eastwood (didn't know she was nuts before that, but knew who she was.) She's on Resurrection now. Clint's current (soon-to-be-ex) wife, not so much.
@andrewbw hahaha
I laughed out loud while reading this post. Go home Enty, you're drunk.
If it's Baldwin, well then they were both using each other!
I do like the Francis Bean guess. Hope not. I'm rooting for that girl.
+1 with that Tyler t-bag
I totally pictured Enty nodding off in a drunken stuper while typing that.
I was going to guess Rumor Willis, but I'm not gung ho about it.
Man....I hate when people only love me for my money.
It stinks but it happens.
Cake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.
I shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)
Cake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.
I shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)
Ireland
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