Random Photos Part Four
You know who is rarely at home with her wife or kids? Lily Allen and is headed for divorce. Last night she only stayed out until 4am partying. Pretty good for her.
Just when I didn't think Lady GaGa could embarrass herself more, she comes up with this.
Miley Cyrus took her 14 year old sister to a bar in Barcelona last night.
Meryl Davis looking great in Hawaii.
Nigel Barker and his wife.
A classic Nicole Kidman red carpet pose but with way more cleavage than normal.
While Naomi Watts shopped,
Liev Schreiber took the kids shopping.
Was there a kelp sale?
ReplyDeleteWait, Lily's married to a woman? Now that's some gossip.
ReplyDeleteUm, Lily's wife?
ReplyDeleteAh Nigel Barker, ushering me through years of bad ANTM "cycles". I love you, you cranky bugger
Gaga used to be about costumes & staying in character whenever she went out, now she just puts on whatever the hell she slept in last night.
ReplyDeleteGeezus, Enty--GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLily's brother is hawt. So there's that.
ReplyDeleteNicole needs to show off what she paid for.
ReplyDeleteGaga is such a parody shes beyond embarrassing now.
Lily muff dives?
Like everyone,Lili has a wife?
ReplyDeleteI can say Liev adores his kids
Lady Gaga?? That doesn't even look like her! I think what would shock people the most now would be if she started to look & act normal. Seriously, she should try that.
ReplyDeleteI think she's trying (and failing) to channel Frida Kahlo.
DeleteTHAT's who Gagas trying to be. Hell, she'd just do the eyebrow that would complete the look.
DeleteI literally thought Keith was at Madame Tussaud's... She literally looks frozen... Dayum
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on here?
ReplyDeleteFirst Lily and "her wife," then Liev "took the kids shopping." Looks like he took them "swimming." But that's just my opinion.
Lilly's dress is so funny!!!
ReplyDeleteNice dress Nicole butyour right boob is developing Tori syndrome.
ReplyDeleteMiley's sister got dress and then totally skipped trying to make her hair and face look half decent. Like her hair looks dirty and I don't give a shit.
Love me some Nigel Barker and Naomi's dress. Nicole's dress? Not at all...that thing is wretched and her boobs look soooo fake.
ReplyDeleteThe Frida Years was my first thought as well, Unknown. Though it's The Frida Day in this case.
ReplyDelete@FrenchGirl While walking to a cafe, I saw a family cross the street. There were two women in front chatting and a man behind them pulling two very blonde boys in a red wagon.
ReplyDeleteThe dad was telling a story that had the boys laughing and squealing. I couldn't help but watch because it was clear that the dad and sons were close and we're having a great time.
Then I realized it was Liev and his boys. I co-sign on your statement.
lol @snootches
ReplyDeleteLily is the most coked out mess I've seen in a loooong time. She looks like something that the cat dragged into Hardcore Pawn
I wish Lily Allen would get her act together. She doesn't need to be party girl to have a successful record career. She's a mum now and seems to be taking that for granted. I'd do anything to have beautiful babies and would spend every minute happily with them. If only hubby and I could be so lucky.
ReplyDeleteGaga looks like my cousins' Nona. And that woman is ollllllld.
ReplyDeleteAlso, wishing you luck AJ, but there are lots of ways to make a family so don't feel like you HAVE to give birth to be a mom. And trust me, you'll happily spend time away from them once you do have 'em. *L*
ReplyDelete@Cee Kay
DeleteTY. We'll take any luck we can get. With my health issues were open to all options but have just started trying after getting the go ahead from my docs with the meds I'm on.
The woman in purple behind The Gag says it all in her laughter. Nicole got bigger boobs. I think that solves a blind..or two or three.
ReplyDeleteAJ, wishing you luck. Hang in there. I had health issues, too, and I got my little miracle almost 2 years ago:)
ReplyDelete@Kris Nicole
DeleteThat's awesome !!! Congrats and TY.
Good luck, AJ. What the holy hell us Lily wearing? And ditto for Miley's sister??
ReplyDeleteI want Naomi's bag.
@Marti
DeleteAwe :-) Thanks.
I so feel for you. I came out of a 3 year battle with infertility with a wonderful baby boy -- now a wonderful (mostly) teenager.
Delete@Marti
DeleteHappy to hear it all turned out well :-) Hoping everyone's baby luck rubs off.
@AJ: I rarely comment but *five* years of trying. Two girls now. Keep the faith - and try brewer's yeast! Got preggers three weeks after I started taking it as last resort.
Delete@Modesty
DeleteTY. I truly do appreciate all the kind words & luck from everyone.
I'm really quite touched.
Thank you everyone. Hearing you're success stories makes me feel better knowing I'm not alone.
nicole was taught by tom that pose
ReplyDeletegaga is looking more like frito lay
these days. getting some chunk there boo..
i think the new enty should maybe start looking at the photos 1st huh?
Was Enty sleeping while writing these captions? Lily's wife? Schreiber taking the kids shopping?
ReplyDeleteKidman's boobs looked suuuuuuper fake in that dress.
Thinx Enty hired some of ROL's editors. Or just skips that part.
ReplyDeleteThe writing gets so sloppy I don't know if the slips are supposed to be obscure jokes or not. Get it together, they're just brief captions but so annoying.
ReplyDeleteNichole must have gotten her boobs lifted recently.
ReplyDeleteSo much to say.
ReplyDeleteBut honestly, Snootches is the best handle ever. EVER.
I took the "her wife" as a typo.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, AJ. I know it's easier said then done, but try to relax about the whole thing. It took me almost four years to get a bun in the oven, so I know how stressful it can be. And it pains me to say it, but I think it was harder on my husband. He wouldn't say much about it - he's very Jason Quartermaine Morgan like that - but well, we had our meltdowns and it killed me that it was so hard on my hubs. Honestly, when I finally peed on the positive stick, I had thrown in the towel, given up, and just resigned myself to be a crazy aunt. Sending you good vibes. And as they say, have fun trying. LOL.
@Susan
DeleteAwe thanks :-)
I kind of in the frame of mind that if it happens, that it does. But if not, there are other ways and I too am ok with being the crazy aunt and older cousin. LOL.
It's just hard being around the boom of new moms & pregnancies.
PS +1 on the GH reference. Love that show since I was a baby.
Good luck, AJ! Took over 3 years & a round of IUI with Clomid for my 4 year old daughter, and 8 months of trying with no help for my 10 month old son.
Delete@Diane
DeleteTY !!! Any type of luck is welcome :-)
Did Kidman get her titties did last time she had a doctor fuck up her face?
ReplyDelete@Count
DeleteLooks to be. Those things look way too high up to be real. Keeps us looking down at least though. LOL.