Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos
Six parts today
Priscilla Presley is going to be 70 next year. She was 28 when Elvis died.
Rihanna is in Paris because she has some new perfume.
Sarah Jessica Parker in NYC yesterday.
Will Ferrell at the Kings/Rangers game last night.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Lookit all the dudes! Everyone looks great! And that looks like a badass dog
ReplyDeleteHi Readers !!!
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend can't even open her eyes she's pulled so tight.
ReplyDeleteHey readers!
Hey Readers!! Lovely looking bunch!
ReplyDeleteCute dog photo! And all those happy looking CDAN readers. Who knew we were all such a cheery bunch.
ReplyDeleteYou could not pay me to be Prince W.
Priscilla is finally looking good again after her botched home injections. You would think someone with that money and such a famous face would NOT risk disfigurement.
ReplyDeleteThe dog? Undisputed star of today's reader photos. That look on it's face legit made my day.
ReplyDeletePriscilla looks great and cool to see Enty posted my photo.
ReplyDelete1 or 4, NJFF! 1 or 4! I see Fire Hose behind 4...
DeleteI think Rowdy is #1 and NJFF is #4
DeleteDog!!!
ReplyDelete#1 @count???
ReplyDeletepriscilla had a shady dr inject motor oil into her face and all her friends faces at her old school botox parties at her house in the 90's. remember those?? it was every bh housewife wannabe was having a botox party w/ champagne and choc covered strawberries!!!
and priscilla had this "up and coming" hot new dr who was a fraud who injected tile caulk and m o lubricant in all their faces!!!
i will never have anything injected in my face just b/c of that story
sbm, injecting caulking and motor oil sounds deadly. Are you sure about this?
DeleteVery cool to see the reader photos.
ReplyDeleteWills only has to act like he's interested every couple of days for an hour or two, right? He'll survive.
Gimme that dog! (talking bout pic #2)
ReplyDelete@NJ when did you submit your photo?
ReplyDelete#4 - you look a lot like my ex boyfriend. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, @TTM. I am #4. Fire Hose just coincidental!
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DeleteYay, nice pic NJFF!
DeleteEagles or Jets part of NJ?
ReplyDeleteI feel like there's a story behind #3
ReplyDelete@Derek - I sent it on May 28.
ReplyDelete@Kno - GIANTS! (North Jersey)
ReplyDelete@Texas - No I am #4
ReplyDelete@NJ
ReplyDeleteYou from NJ ! I'm from NJ ! What exit ? J/K LOL
Fugazi Enty Hates Me.
ReplyDeleteP: SJP
M: Priscilla
B: Rihanna
I would rather go through Priscilla to get to RiRi than go through SJP.
Remember way back when drugged out rock stars could bang 14 year old chicks and not have it hurt their career? World is going to hell in a hand basket.
@Sugarbread: No. My photo will only appear on this site if I ever get something inoperable, and even then it will probably a pic scummed from CNN.
@Count - you gotta read Elvis and Me. Crazy stuff - my favorite celebrity autobiography. Well, maybe Coal Miner's Daughter beats it, but Pricilla dishes some Grade A old school scandal.
Delete@AJ - 165 LOL
ReplyDelete:-) Have family that way. Moved from 127 to 98 to 67. What a crazy diffrence between the three. LOL.
Delete165 my old exit...now I'm 150. I live seeing readers from Jersey. Even better when they are handsome.
DeleteNJFF handsome and drinking a dirty. Nice!
ReplyDeleteHey texas rose! Welcome back!
Thanks Kristen
DeleteThat dogs like Hey bitches what's up
ReplyDeleteRihanna robbed Justin Bieber's closet!
ReplyDeleteHeeeyyy, Readers!
That look on that digs face is so cute,,,
ReplyDeleteAs are of course all of the readers,,,:-))
harry.. yes you can google.he was tried ,convicted and sent to mexico prison i am pretty sure that's how it played out. all her high powered hw friends got pfucked up faces.. big scandaloso in 90's. that's why i have alway's been scared shitless about getting anything in my face.. i am au natural.
ReplyDelete#2, I love the smile on your pup's face :)
ReplyDeleteGnats can blow me. Birds fan.
ReplyDelete@Harry, yes, sadly it's true:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/24/priscilla-presley-treated_n_93144.html
Count me in as one who thinks the readers all look great and loving the look on the dog.
ReplyDeleteI think I guessed #1 correctly.
i googled for you argentenian dr daniel serrano who used low grade silicone same as was used by mechanics to grease car parts.. in 2003. lionel richies 1st wife was also a client. he was only a registered nurse not a dr. got investigated when his patients complained of lumps,paralysis and craters in the face.
ReplyDeletearrested in 2004 and spent 18 months in jail for conspiracy, smuggling and use of illegal drugs.
I know Charlie and I are down an eye, but for the life of me my one good eye can't see a thing that resembles "good" when applied to Ms. Presley.
ReplyDeleteShe lloks like her face got run over by a dump truck and the doctors did their best. But after a half dozen surgeries they gave up.
Seriously, I've seen embalmed corpses that look more life like. Her face looks like a wax mask you could scrape off.
Nice pics. Dawg is saying "look bitches at what I own suck it fools bwahaha!"
ReplyDeleteEnty there are thousands of page views waiting for you the day @Derek's pic gets posted, just sayin'.
Ouch, I think she looks much better now, quite good really and she's nearly 70 for goodness sake.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the email address to submit reader photos ?
ReplyDeletehairycanuckles@gmail.com, but only if they're topless. :b
DeleteNon-topless, entylawyer90210@yahoo.com
@SevenofEleven
DeleteTY and LOL.
Hmmmm my reader photo email just bounced back. Anyone else having problems with this ?
DeleteSorry, @AJ, I forgot it changed. It's entlawyer90210@yahoo.com (not entylawyer). :D
Delete@7of11
DeleteYay it worked this time :-) I've been submitted.
And that's harryknucklesmail@gmail.com - not harrycanuckles@gmail.com as eight-minus-one erroneously stated.
DeleteBut you do have to be topless. That part was correct.
You can be bottomless too.
@Harry
DeleteToo funny. I might break the internet by sending toplesss and/or bottomless :-)
@Harry I am so tempted to send a photo of just my lower back. It's a tough selfie to take though so probably no topless and bottomless shots for you.
DeleteRiven and AJ, I promise on my dear mother's grave that I will never again post anything the slightest bit offensive here if you two would be so kind as to favor me with some degree of nakedness. Anything. I am begging you as if my very soul was at stake ... please please please do this.
DeleteWhats up with all these Parkway people? No one lives near the Turnpike?
ReplyDelete@Count Eh They just haven't spoken up yet. If it's turnpike I'm exit 7.
Delete14a is where I grew up at...don't judge me please
Deletesbm and figgy, I'm starting to remember all this now. Thanks for the link. Can't believe the guy only got 18 months. Here's a before and after shot of Priscilla. This is heart breaking.
ReplyDeleteThat dog's, like, "S'up, beetches?" hahaha
ReplyDeleteThey grow 'em mighty foine in Jersey :)
I don't know what the hell Priscilla was thinking. If she wanted work done surely all those millions cannot make you that dumb...why wouldn't you go yo the best there is in Beverley hills or wherever...she went to some back alley fraud who was selling motor oil????!!!I realise she didn't know at the time...but doing it yourself at a party???!!!! Money does not = sense. What a shame.
ReplyDeleteYes! Gotta love the dog! Takes the prize!
ReplyDeletePriscilla needs to beg plead and bribe Stevis Nicks for the name of her surgeon. Perhaps he has the skills to help her out.
ReplyDelete*Stevie. Doh.
ReplyDeleteGSP #163
ReplyDeleteTurnpike probably 16? I don't drive either so I don't pay attention.
The readers are sweet as usual (how does Enty attract all the cuties??)
JLo is slowly morphing into a Latino Madonna
I thought SUP made a big to do about how she couldn't wear heels anymore because she trashed her feet. And came out with her own line of flat shoes... which I'm guessing now was all a line of bull.
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DeleteEnty, I'm afraid you're off on Priscilla's age--if she was born in 1945, as you said (which would make her 13 in 1958, when IIRC she met Elvis in German), she would have been @32 when Elvis died on August 16, 1977. (It's the day after my brother's b-day, which is how I remember the date.)
ReplyDeleteCarry on...
Rihanna seems so..... overdressed.
ReplyDeleteYears ago Priscilla and Lisa Marie were on Oprah, and she had her face done. Looked like Jack Nicholson's Joker. Scared the crap outta me.
ReplyDeleteHi, lovely readers!
ReplyDeleteHarry. I'm glad you said bottomless are cool, I am way more self conscious of my belly than my cock. Pic r on their way.
ReplyDeleteSt first glance, on my tiny iphone screen I thought Priscilla was Lindsay Lohan. That said, Priscilla looks better at 70 and having had botched facial work than Lindsay does at 27
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if Priscilla left CO$ with Lisa Marie or is she still in?
ReplyDeleteAlso thought Priscilla looked like Lindsay. The horror! Lovely, and handsome readers!!
ReplyDeleteWHO IS DRINKING MY DIRTY MARTINI????????!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNJ FireFighter, is that YOU?! Gimme back my olives, dammit!
ReplyDeleteSorry @naughtynurse. I owe you a drink!
ReplyDeleteHello Readers. NJFF--your are a real cutie.
ReplyDeleteThanks @pizazza and @audrey. You are making me blush
ReplyDeleteReader 2, I love your dog (it looks just like mine).
ReplyDeleteThe pup made my day!
ReplyDeletePriscilla was actually 13 or 14 when she met elvis in germany and his people, colonol tom parker kept it quiet for years. she moved to las vegas at 16 to be with him and married elvis like 2 days after turning 18 and "claimed to be pure until marriage" but all of elvis' posse have coughed and disputed that
ReplyDeletelmp left co$ but priscilla very much in
I'm reader #3, and yes there's absolutely a story behind that pic! ;)
ReplyDeleteKatL great photo! What the story???
DeleteI always love the reader photos. Nice one peeps.
ReplyDelete#1 looks like what I would imagine Count Jerkula to look like. Is that our dear Count? lol.
ReplyDelete@ #Gitit: No, not me.
ReplyDelete#2 is me and my dog, Bowzer!
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