Today's Blind Items - The Pimp Son
This is probably a new one. I can't remember a son acting as his father's pimp before. Not so much a pimp really, but more of a facilitator. The dad is a talk show host. A- list. Married. Needs to be discreet. Very discreet. That is where the son comes in. Dad not only has his son find the women and make sure everything checks out beforehand, but also provides his place for his dad to use for the hookups. It is a whole lot easier to be discreet if you are not checking into hotels or trying to bring them back to your place. Nope, just use your son's place. The son is always out and always looking for himself so at the same time he finds women who are willing to spend some time with his dad and also sign an agreement that they won't speak about it. For his part the dad takes care of his son's bills and makes sure the women are compensated, but through his son rather than from the dad directly. How many times have father and son hooked up with the same woman? More than once.
Dr. Phil
ReplyDeleteDr Phil
ReplyDeleteNice hustle Montana! Crystal Heffner for one of the shared/paid women
DeleteI wanna say Springer but I dont think hes discrete . The quack sounds good though.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww to sleeping with your dad's piece AND sleeping with Dr Phil. Should start calling him Dr Pornstache.
ReplyDeleteEeeew.
ReplyDeleteBTW, are we discussing Lainey's blind anywhere else? Charlize?
Is this Casey Kasem again? Riven will be so pissed...
ReplyDeleteLOL DAMN IT WIGS. *standing ovation*
DeleteYes, I think it is Charlize! She does look like a bitch too.
ReplyDeleteYep. Charlize. Wasn't she caught toking out of a piece of fruit? Hence the reference.
DeleteYES! An apple on a boat, if memory serves.
Deletedidn't dr phil's son marry one of phil's formers that daddy hit first.
ReplyDeletejordan i think
Jay the oldest married a former playmate
Deletei guess i need to hop over to laineys i am still working my way back thru these
ReplyDelete@sugarbread. Me too. I think the only time I go there anymore is when someone here brings it up.
DeleteDoes Maury Povich have older kids with a first wife??
ReplyDeleteAgree with seven of eleven,,,Eugh on all counts.
ReplyDeleteMaury. Please, please be Maury. What a special episode when they try and figure out if he or his son are the daddy.
ReplyDeleteMaury only has a son - adopted in 1995 so probably not him.
ReplyDeleteOh! Off to Lainey's site.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, it's Charlize. She was smoking pot through an apple!
ReplyDeleteoh the lainey blind is definately charlize..the fruit referance is the green apple bong, and she's bffs w/ handler. everyone knows charlize is a raging bitch, just not maybe a coke bitch
ReplyDeleteJinx, clone2!
DeleteLainey's BI: The Loyal Customer
ReplyDeleteBasically, a tall and beautiful ice queen who wins awards and has a kid also like coke and is a b*. (So yeah, supposed to be Charlize.)
I read somewhere, I want to say twitter, someone saying, "Like Lainey has room talk about being a b*." Yikes!
Yes but even Canadian bitches got good gossip.
Deletejinx wigs, reno
ReplyDeleteDamn, a DOUBLE JINX!
DeleteWe are all syncing on our shit today. Like shark week or something. Watch out
Delete@count. Hide your wives hide your man
I would LOVE this to be Dr. Phil and have this get out to the public. I loathe that man and his mustache equally!
ReplyDeleteIs Charlize tall though?
ReplyDeleteSomewhat Sandy at 5'10"
ReplyDeleteYes she is a former model and with heels on she is about 6 feet tall
ReplyDeleteMichael Savage
ReplyDelete*It doesn't specific what media the talk show is in
Grody to the maximum! I came in here to say Alan and Robin Thicke.. but Dr. Puke?! *hurl* Poor Robin!
ReplyDeleteLike the Alan and Robin Thicke call!
DeleteHahaha about Lainey and pot/kettle.
ReplyDeleteSomewhat disappointed to learn Charlize is a bitch. Unless she's just a powerful woman? Unfortunately powerful woman are often labelled bitchy.
I thought Dr Oz, but literally only because I'm watching him on the Chew right now.
ReplyDelete@Aoel
DeleteIt's hard out here for a pimp and his bitches.
http://manhattan.smugmug.com/FEATURED-EVENT-COVERAGE/HEALTHCORPS-Fifth-Annual-Gala/16610475_92NMMP/1254952161_M5rv9BF#!i=1254952161&k=M5rv9BF&lb=1&s=M
(Sorry if the link sucks, image searches on an iPhone kinda suck)
Shes a bitch and she puts up with Sean Peen's b.s.? I know love is blind but still......
ReplyDeleteThis is real reason the children want Kasey Casem back.
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey.
ReplyDeleteis Dad Thicke doing any talk shows now-if so I go with the Thickes
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Enty was clear enough...did this need to be discreet?
ReplyDeleteand yeah that is totally Charlize......pretty easy
ReplyDeletebut why smoke pot out of an apple?????
Now I can't get the theme song from "Thicke of the Night" out of my head!
ReplyDeletePlease not Larry King
ReplyDelete+1 too funny!
Delete@Renee, b/c the talk show host is presumably someone who espouses family values and/or has a squeaky clean image.
ReplyDelete@rajah, apple pipes are what you use when you don't have a regular pipe around and/or you like to be an environmentally friendly toker.
learn something new EVERYday :)
ReplyDeleteJon Stewart
ReplyDeleteNoooo!
DeletePlus I think his son is only about 10 or so.
Dr. Phil? I was thinking Steve Harvey
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey makes much more sense than Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil "seems" to adore his wife.
ReplyDeletedef! charlize
ReplyDeleteshe always gave off bitch vibes
wasnt it tom hardy that curved her lmfao!
look at the only piece of dick she can get..sean penn
shes cold
The worst part is that Dr. Phil is a talk-show host.
ReplyDeletewhere's ttm with
ReplyDeletemarriage is tough ya'll
@nurseyp yes tom hardy turned her down hard and repeatedly on mad max and she was pissed and started leaking stoeies to the press aboot how he is difficult on set and how she was just trying to be friendly and he was so rude to her. gosh the nerve of him!!
can't buy klass
no the apple was a long lens pap shot from her in her back yard. the infamous green apple bong
ReplyDeleteLainey was great when she first started out up here. Now that she's on some CTV show I refuse to watch, she's become more annoying than ever. Was one of her first regular readers. Not any more. Too full of herself.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't call any of those talk show hosts even remotely A- material.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore. Why is Charlize being bandied about with an apple and Tom, Hardy.
ReplyDelete#confusedagain
Jimmy Kimmel
ReplyDeleteMaury Povich!
Delete@Melissa
ReplyDeleteKimmel was my first thought too.
@Fancy..I have actually "heard" a few rumblings about this..and I pray it's not true. I like Jimmy..but the word is he is the "cool dad"..
DeleteDidn't Alan Thicke used to have a late night talk show?
ReplyDeleteDr. Phil?? ewwwww....not enough money in the world for me.
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously a conservative hypocrite. Sean Hannity.
ReplyDelete+1 this, is, funny!! Love this..
DeleteGeraldo.
ReplyDeleteI like the Dr Phil guess, but what about Jimmy Kimmel? He's got a son who's about 22.
ReplyDeleteAlex Trebec, Canada's imported hustling Daddy(?) and dapper game show host.
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