Five parts today.
Mark Salling, who is 31 has a new girlfriend in 19 year old Denyse Tontz from Nick. Let me know when she calls the cops.
Richard Gere is still in Italy to get an award and he brought his rarely seen son and never seen nephew along for the honor.
Ryan Seacrest needs to get some sunlight.
Salma Hayek after dinner last night in LA.
Steve-O brought his humor to Australia for an event.
Ashley Tisdale riding a bike and wearing the same top everyone else seems to be wearing the past few days. Coke must have sent out a bunch of them to publicists.
Thandie Newton and
Noomi Rapace at an event in London yesterday.
Also in London is Vin Diesel who is promoting Guardians Of The Galaxy.
Funny, I'm wearing a Coke t-shirt today. I got mine from the Old Navy clearance rack, though. Send me some shirts, boo!
ReplyDeleteDenyse Tontz is an awesome ebook name!
I'm drinking a coke...
ReplyDeleteSteve-O is a hero of mine! Goooo buddyyyy!!!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Richards nephew was quite hot until I zoomed in and saw he's probably about 15.
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me that clown purse is thousands of dollars. It is hideous.
ReplyDeleteThat purse is both scary and ugly as shit
DeleteIt can hold your tampons, wallet, and give you nightmares
DeleteSteve O and humor that's a joke right?
ReplyDeleteMost people dont drinks Coke anymore they are desperate. Ashley looks like hell.
Seacrest never goes out because hes too busy making millions all day.
I love Coke Sandy. It's my special treat in a mundane life.
DeleteLove diet coke. Drink 3-4 a day (I don't drink coffee)
DeleteIt's almost like he's the Dane Cook of comedy
DeleteAt first glance I thought the Tis was Barbara Streisand. Eeek. Sorry girl.
ReplyDeleteHow creeptastic do you have to be, to be in your 30s dating a 19 year ol?! Come on! Though I know a certain someone here (*cough* Count), will be giving a high five to dude.
I don't remember Salma having such a rectangle shaped forehead. Or it being that high? Looks like some of that LMVH money is going towards surgery
ReplyDeleteI'm enjoying a delightful Cherry Coke right now. I wish we could buy it in Canada. I have to beg relatives to bring back a sleeve when they travel to the states.
ReplyDeleteDear God Salma, your billionaire hubby owns some of the biggest fashion labels in the world, and yet you usually look like your ensemble came from the discount rack at H&M. Admit that you aren't a leggy size 0 and have them whip up a little something that fits.
LOL with that first pic- you're a 35 year old man hitting on a 19yr old girl, bad enough- but WITH A GUITAR? hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteyou fucking tool hahaha
haha!
DeleteOMG what (who) happened to noomi rapace????
ReplyDeleteNoomi Rapace looks cute.
ReplyDeleteJust had a Mexican Coke...no BS high fructose sugar! Not being racist.
ReplyDeleteAge difference is no matter (she is legal), but the shirt and the guitar make him punishable for being an idiot.
ReplyDeleteI guess we have bitter old lonely woman Fugazi Enty in the house today, h8n on the 19 y/o hottie who is out having fun. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThandie Newton and Noomi Rapace in the same post, I'm not sure how CDAN didn't explode from all that cool together.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Coke (or Pepsi.)
ReplyDeleteThat top pic screams PR Relationship. The "press release" was hilarious. Something about him being excited to "see what it develops into" - um. You're 31. If you're excited at the prospect of getting to know a 19 year old for anything besides sex and street cred, you miiiiight want to examine the ole' maturity scale. Or maybe I'm just jealous that this 31-year old mother-of-one body isn't pulling in 19 year old tail. One of those two things, definitely.
ReplyDeleteDoes diet coke take rust stains off porcelain the same way regular coke does? I've never tried that. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/05/29/187050058/soda-mouth-can-look-a-lot-like-meth-mouth
ReplyDelete/end of public service announcement
I actually saw Steve-O do a standup show a few years ago and it was pretty damn funny.
ReplyDeleteVin is sporting the construction worker look
ReplyDeleteDon't care for the blonde on Noomi hope that is for a role.
Thandie, gorgeous except is that her kid's lunch bag?
Salma's outfit is baggy blah.
Oh come on. Give Salling a break. It's the closest age that matches his I.Q. before it becomes illegal.
ReplyDeleteLOL what is up with Gere's hover hands?? Is he not allowed to touch the children?
ReplyDeleteDenyse Tontz! Miranda Montgomery from All My Children!
ReplyDeleteAshley Tisdale? I was thinking Penny Marshall. (Then I remembered Penny's in the Rockies)
ReplyDeleteWhen did Steve O get some humor?
Dunno what a Noomie is, and just heard of a Thandie once.
Mark Sallings got issues, it seems. (Dunno who he is either)
I didn't know Bill Clunton had a son.
I didn't know Bill Clinton had one either.
DeleteI know @smn 1985 I noticed Both of Richard's hands are an inch or two above the kid's shoulders. Like he was expecting someone taller. Didn't know he had a kid.
ReplyDeleteNoomie looks rather like Cindy Lauper, clothes and all, circa 1983. She's working that blond hair and those red lips but the parachute fabric pants and jacket not so much.
@Sabrina
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing!
Why did Noomi Rapace go blonde?
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