Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Blind Item #3

This B list celebrity/show host had to miss two days filming the hit franchise on which she appears. A procedure she had performed by her plastic surgeon went wrong and she was unable to move her mouth for several days.

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  1. Anonymous7:01 AM

    not lindsay, her mouth is TOO important

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    1. Nah, her A2A is most important

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  2. Saw pix of her other day and her face looked odd...probably lip injection

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  3. Is Joan rivers b or a list? I'd say A ...?

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  4. I can't even imagine going though all this bullshit to be famous. I just so couldn't play that, not for 30 minutes. I don't even like to take time to get a pedicure! What a crazy life these celebrities lead!

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  5. I think this is a mistake to publicize. It will cause a rush of men to sign up their wives for the same procedure.

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  6. Who let Henny Youngman into the comments section??

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    1. @NJ - my mom has The Henny Youngman Joke Book, which she gleefully shared with my boys a few summers ago. It's kind of funny and absolutely annoying to here those "take my wife, please" jokes coming out of the mouth of my then-preteens.

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    2. *hear

      And I'm a feminist, but I am a feminist with a good sense of humor :-).

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    3. And my boys are so sweet; they asked me, "why would you say those mean things about your wife? I don't get it." Score one for momma!

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    4. Great story @frufra! I remember watching Henny Youngman on TV as a child and can't believe that there are still copies of his book still out there. Your boys sound like great kids.

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    5. @NJ - aww, thanks. I'm admittedly a bit biased, but they are the best 13 and 16 year olds on the planet Earth, actually. And they have an awesome dad, too.

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    6. I love you, Fru x

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    7. Sunny, I love you too :-) xoxoxo

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  7. Giuliani Rancic. Who, btw, has to be the ugliest woman on cable.

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  8. Jerkula would have to go P or B on her, while her M is temporarily out of order.

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  9. With all the mishaps, u wld think people wld leave their faces alone.

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  10. Fru..I remember a joke a while back..There was this man in a feminist bookstore and the clerk was saying, "Humor section? This is a feminist bookstore, we don't have a humor section!" LOL!!

    And yes Guiliana is indeed the most unattractive woman. She looks like a bug. Does that mean she actually shut up for a while?

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    1. @Sherry - gotta laugh, or you'll cry. I almost always choose laugh. And poor Guiliana is a trainwreck. She must have body dysmorphic disorder or whatever it is if she thinks she's doing right by herself.

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  11. Shizzzz Fancyscreenname!
    :-O
    Rotfl! I nearly choked on my French Toast!

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  12. Anonymous8:50 AM

    @deleted

    ;^)

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  13. @fancy @frufra @NJ ff

    Allll funny!

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  14. Julie Chen - the Chenbot!!

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  16. If it's not Parma, who may be A...it's Gail asimmons from same show/franchise..Top Chef
    Rancic isn't part of a franchise..she's a host., has a horrid reality show no one watches..but ..not a franchise playa

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  17. I kinda like Guiliana but makes me think that I don't know why.

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