Saturday, August 09, 2014

Blind Item #7

This pro golfer knows how to cheat, but this might be the first time he has been cheated on. His celebrity girlfriend hooked up with the golfer on the great hot streak while he was dating his celebrity girlfriend. Dustin Johnson is not involved in this blind.

24 comments:

  1. Lindsey Vonn with Rory McIlroy?

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  2. Tiger and Lindsay. Serves him right!

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  3. Caroline Wozniacki a tennis player was who he cheated on

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  4. Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn, Rory McIllroy.

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  5. A model named Ashley Gore is rumoured to be Dory's new g/f

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  6. I walked past Rory McIlroy the other week. He waved. Not to me. But i like to pretend. He was with neither Lindsey or Caroline or Tiger.

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  7. Ironically there are not a lot of pro golfers with celebrity girlfriends. If not dustin and gretzky then must be tiger/lindsey/rory/caroline combo. But who with who?

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  8. So much for their "pole in one".

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  9. Can we get some pro bowling blinds? How about WNBA?

    "This R-List athlete wishes she could be dunking balls, but she has to settle for using a strap on with this Z-list celebutwunt."

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  10. I follow golf, and I heard a rumor that Rory's ex-girlfriend (Wozniaki I think) cheated on him and that's why they broke up...

    this blind wants to sound like it's Rory (hot streak), but it doesn't make sense (as usual)

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  11. P.S. those pro bowlers are known to be serious partiers...why do you think they call it the gutter??


    ba-dump-bum

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  12. @LT: I know pro wrestling groupies are called Ring Rats, are pro bowling groupies called Gutter Sluts?

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  13. @Count Jerkula: Gutter Sluts! I like it!!!

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  14. @LT: It isn't original. I've used it to describe the porn whores on Brandon Iron's website LoadMyMouth.com. He takes on some seriously boner shriveling fare.

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    1. Jerk et al- how fun! Learning new words to demean women!

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  15. @Count Jerkula re: Brandon Iron's website: I'll take your word for that!

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  16. @Liddy: You may find "slut" demeaning towards women, but I find it to be a noble public service those women with loose morals provide.

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  17. Damn. Vonn has bad taste in men.

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  18. I like 'alley cats'.

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  19. As golf follower find it hard to believe it is Lindsey Vonn and Rory. Just not in same places at same time except tournaments.

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  20. Teeheehee @ all these clever comments! Thanks y'all. I needed those LOLs!

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