A younger member of this A list reality family wants to come out but before they can, the family is trying to figure out whether they can make money from it.
Rosie riveter: I loathe that. Nothing wrong with experimenting. However I've had female teen clients in the past who are "faux-lesbo" and pull a Ja'mie from Summer Heights High - trying to be edgy and centre of attention.
Here is Jaden's dating philosophy in 120 characters or less: People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%
She's got to get a "handle" on the lesbian powers that be... I imagine a "Don't worry, it's not forever.." when the little darling has to start taking Valtrex for her "cold sores".
I find the phrasing "wants to come out" interesting. Them Kardashian littles been hanging out with Ireland Baldwin lately and her sexuality would look like a fantastic idea to a famewhore.
I agree kylie. Cue the we are so inclusive speeches up the ying yang. Ireland must be s huge disappointment to her father. What dors she do? Not in school, just talks semi nude selfies and exploits her love life. Not really so diff from one p hilton, n'est pas?
If Kris Jenner can't figure out a way to make money from a hot lesbian daughter when she's practically the inventor of the "fame-through-sex-tapes" school of economics, she should just climb in a coffin.
I guess Kylie figures unless she comes up with some shtick she's gonna get shipped off to go live with Rob. I don't watch that show much (sure, a few times) but I've never gotten a sexual vibe at all off her or Kendall - unless they think looking or acting provocative will get attention then they TRY to be that way. Maybe she thinks she'll get headlines and "friends" like Cara D.
there was a blind on bg a few months ago outing pmk for staging a lesbian daughter and her fake lezzie relationship.. cue the whyme and kendull on a boat in the hamptons w/ hailey baldwin.. pr stunt only
Here's my take on this. Neither of the daughters is gay or bi. The mother seems to plant these "stories" in order to get attention for them and that tv show. It's just one BIG fake story and sometimes they get caught.
A member of Duck Dynasty. Being a member of the sanctimonious, gun-loving, equal pay-resisting right wing, their money-worshipping patriarch is worried that the coming-out might lead to COCK DYNASTY jokes.
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ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Kylie too. Kris would of course want to find a way to use it as a money making opportunity.
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ReplyDeleteKendall, just to be different. Ha!
ReplyDeleteKyle Kartrashian
ReplyDeleteIt says "younger" rather than "youngest" so I'm guessing Kendal, although I'd LOVE it to be one of the Duggars.
ReplyDeleteThat would be the most interesting thing about Kylie. What does Jaden Smith think? Or are they done pretending they were a couple...
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ReplyDeleteI think saying younger is Enty's way of not being too apparent.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Kylie, does that mean she and Jayden were bearding for each other? How will CO$ deal with that?
This is probably just for show, which is super shitty to be gay just for attention.
ReplyDeleteRosie riveter: I loathe that. Nothing wrong with experimenting. However I've had female teen clients in the past who are "faux-lesbo" and pull a Ja'mie from Summer Heights High - trying to be edgy and centre of attention.
DeleteIs there really such a thing as an A List Reality Family? And how sad for us as a species if the answer is "yes."
ReplyDeleteI love you Bellaluna.
DeleteHere is Jaden's dating philosophy in 120 characters or less: People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%
ReplyDeleteSo wise for his age *eyeroll*
DeleteI know it sounds kind of stupid coming from Jayden, Louise but when you think about it, it actually makes sense.
DeleteWhat can pimp mom charge for renting the bim's tender vittles to rich females?
ReplyDeleteShe's got to get a "handle" on the lesbian powers that be... I imagine a "Don't worry, it's not forever.." when the little darling has to start taking Valtrex for her "cold sores".
DeleteI find the phrasing "wants to come out" interesting. Them Kardashian littles been hanging out with Ireland Baldwin lately and her sexuality would look like a fantastic idea to a famewhore.
ReplyDeleteWow. My first thought was Rob, even though he's had relationships with women. I don't think he is, but I thought of him frist.
ReplyDeleteI could see Kylie or Kendall. They both seem void of feelings towards men, except for Brody. But then again they may just be void of feelings, period.
OT. BRody iS SPEAKING OUT ABOUT being done with KTrashians AND even the Jenner girls, too. Says he's sick of all their BS. WOOT WOOT
I agree kylie. Cue the we are so inclusive speeches up the ying yang.
ReplyDeleteIreland must be s huge disappointment to her father. What dors she do? Not in school, just talks semi nude selfies and exploits her love life. Not really so diff from one p hilton, n'est pas?
LOUISE, according to the oracle that is Honey Boo Boo, everyone is a little gay.
ReplyDeleteWishe I could do the gif of her awesome sneeze and the viscous strand...
I died. Say what you want about Honey Boo Boo and family but they love each other. And they crack me up. Uncle Poodle 4 evah.
DeleteIf Kris Jenner can't figure out a way to make money from a hot lesbian daughter when she's practically the inventor of the "fame-through-sex-tapes" school of economics, she should just climb in a coffin.
ReplyDeleteI guess Kylie figures unless she comes up with some shtick she's gonna get shipped off to go live with Rob. I don't watch that show much (sure, a few times) but I've never gotten a sexual vibe at all off her or Kendall - unless they think looking or acting provocative will get attention then they TRY to be that way. Maybe she thinks she'll get headlines and "friends" like Cara D.
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ReplyDeleteJinger Duggar or the Roloff girl from Little People Big World
ReplyDeletesounds like kylie, but i thought there was some reveal about her mom getting her on the pill?
ReplyDeleteAaron Carter.
ReplyDeleteKylie Jenner or Nick Jonas.
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ReplyDeleteGross. You're lucky I like you.
This is the best sneeze gif.
I'm gonna put my money on Kendall, just because of the bearding arrangement with Harry Styles.
ReplyDeletealong the lines of aliciabutterfly what does "wants to come out but before they can" mean??
ReplyDeletethere was a blind on bg a few months ago outing pmk for staging a lesbian daughter and her fake lezzie relationship.. cue the whyme and kendull on a boat in the hamptons w/ hailey baldwin.. pr stunt only
ReplyDeletesugarbread - now that does sound like it is right out of PMK's reality management playbook.
Deletekendull and whyme were both papped wed or thurs holding hand w/ other women.. friends.. pr stunt..
ReplyDeleteHere's my take on this. Neither of the daughters is gay or bi. The mother seems to plant these "stories" in order to get attention for them and that tv show. It's just one BIG fake story and sometimes they get caught.
ReplyDeleteBruce.
ReplyDeleteMost of his body is less than 15 years old.
Yoj, thanks for those. ^5!
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ReplyDeleteOMG, you guys, QueenAnne Guido just spoke to me!
A member of Duck Dynasty. Being a member of the sanctimonious, gun-loving, equal pay-resisting right wing, their money-worshipping patriarch is worried that the coming-out might lead to COCK DYNASTY jokes.
ReplyDeletedefinitely kendall
ReplyDeleteRob K-trash.
ReplyDeleteLoise, Jaden's Twitter is such comedy gold, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking a Jackson, maybe Paris? I thought the two Jenners were skanky with rappers?
ReplyDeleteKhloe is the youngest of the 3 Kardashians, so maybe her?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sherry. :)
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