Blind Items Revealed
June 4, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor who rarely changes clothes has been making his neighbors angry because he has been shooting every squirrel that comes through his backyard.
Shia LaBeouf
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
Advertisements
Popular Posts from the last 30 days
-
September 29, 2024 The hasn't happened yet A list rapper is in really bad shape. He had to be awakened just to make it on to a recent re...
-
The mother of a barely there celebrity was overheard musing about how much the sperm donor is worth way more dead than alive, at least to th...
-
The alliterate one had lunch with a woman who runs a surrogate agency. Is this the way she plans on getting people on her side? Or, was it j...
-
Is it grooming when you put a child front and center and have them interviewed by national magazines just so you can try and keep the realit...
-
An offspring of a former A++ lister is hooking up with an A+/A list singer. Their first hookup was a messy drunken spectacle in front of sev...
-
October 15, 2024 Apparently, the growing rift between the alliterate one and her husband began shortly after the big funeral. The alliterate...
-
For old times sake, these two bad actors/former co-stars/former couple hooked up. They will blame it on being drunk.
-
The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches.
-
October 16, 2024 I guess things are getting more serious considering the permanent A list "singer" has Narcan ready to go througho...
-
October 9, 2024 The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches....
AlexF FTW
ReplyDeleteShia should have bought a SQUIRREL!!!
That was a popular blind---I that not the first sign of a serial killer? and lots of squirrel killers on original post! tsk tsk animals should be treated with compassion and love!
ReplyDeleteDerek, usually if adolescents are doing it, it is a cause for concern. I'm thinking this was more of Shia being high/drunk. I wouldn't rule out some form of a mental illness either.
DeleteAmen Derek. Now I wanna punch him like everyone else.
DeleteHey, ma, you sexy goddess! Soup's on!
ReplyDeleteOh, Derek, you've obviously never been tortured by squirrels. The Squirrel Mafia doesn't care about compassion.
ReplyDeleteThe only good squirrel is a dead squirrel!
DeleteTrue facts! Squirrels are EVIL.
DeleteUgh..as if I wasnt repelled enough by him...the animal lover/rescuer in me wants to string him by the laces ofvthks heinous effing boots he wears...everyday.
ReplyDelete**
ReplyDelete@Seven---fortunately NOT! But Raccoons are a big problem where I am-----they look cute but are not when you are half drunk and being chased by them on the way home from the bar at 3 am....
ReplyDeleteI remember when he was younger, I read an article about his upbringing. I was impressed that he seemed like he was a good kid despite of how he was raised. I guess the problems remained dormant until after puberty.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels ate the corn we planted. In front of us. I still can't help but love those little guys. They just don't give a shit.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could arm those squirrels with tiny guns so they could fire back at Shia. That's terrible to do and I don't care how annoying they may be, you still don't need to shoot them.
ReplyDelete@sugar: squirrel on squirrel violence is NO laughing matter....
DeleteHaha Lady. They even look cute holding rifles!
DeleteGo back and read Harry Knuckles response about his rats and a very special roach. I nearly died laughing.
ReplyDeleteGlitter I hope he comes back someday to regale us with his story of The Cockroach and The Cock
DeleteI miss Harry Knuckles
DeleteOh, shia, believe me when I rell ya, squirrels arent the problem here!!!
ReplyDeleteSquirrels are just cute rats. Would you let rats roam freely around your property eating whatever they want? Possum? Get over it people. Humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason. Ugh!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlabama-i dont think its that hes getting rid of squirrels thats a problem, its the method. A stray bullet may hit a neighbors kid, pet or eondow. Set traps.
DeletePlus it seems that he's just doing it for sport. Dick.
DeleteWord @liddy: Shia fucked up on drugs and playing Davey Crockett out back is horrifying
DeleteOh how your name lives up to Southern Redneck stereotypes with this response...
DeleteIf Shi(t) a LaDouche wants to get rid of vermins, he should leave his unwashed clothes in his backyard.
ReplyDeleteI confess to thinking rats and mice are cute too! I'm a softy when it comes to any animal.
ReplyDeleteHa! I'm the same way, Pip!
DeleteSaid it on the original...a lot of y'all be evil!
Here here Meanie. I agree. And people do have rats and mice as pets.
DeleteYou're not a softie, it just means your Emotional I.Q. is at a genius level when most are at the retarded level. If you're into shooting squirrels for any reason, you're Emotional I.Q. is not going to be on the high side. Nothing that can't be changed, though.
DeleteFormer A....
ReplyDeleteI disagree. The words Shia LeQueef are not enough to get anyone -ANYONE- to buy a ticket.
Yes, the transformer thingies made buckets of money. But no one went for his reaction shots to the CGI.
Maybe he's just really into fried squirrels?!
ReplyDeleteWhy haven't the neighbors called the police and animal control to report this? I don't know the laws in his city, but in mine, it is illegal to dispatch wildlife this way. Also illegal to fire a gun on your property like this... This is probably a made-up blind. I can't imagine any neighbor putting up with any jerk firing a gun in his yard. Too effing dangerous.
ReplyDeleteShooting squirrels? F them neighbors. Dude should put acorns in the middle of glue traps and shoot em while they struggle for freedom.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this blind is made up. We have seen what happens when Shia attends a Broadway play let alone how he behaves in his own backyard...
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven
ReplyDeleteCould you please specify that it's the GREY "Squirrel Mafia" who present the danger?
Our lovely native Red Squirrels are being oppressed by the invading hordes.
Don't forget the white squirrels:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.untamedscience.com/biodiversity/white-squirrel/
@CK76
ReplyDeleteSquee!
@ Derek - There were no raccoons! YOU WERE DRUNK! ;)
ReplyDeleteRe Shia - Someone needs to take the guns(s) away from that crazy fucker before someone (besides a squirrel) gets hurt)
Just shooting squirrels in your yard is about as harmless as it gets. Especially if you ever tried to put up a birdfeeder, they get annoying real fast.
ReplyDeleteThe Serial Killer thing? That is torturing pets, not shooting squirrels.
Too bad it wasn't raccoons.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels are just socially acceptable rats. Get a squirrel in you walls or attic, and you will want to kill them yourselves.
ReplyDeleteSome day Shia, the squirrels are gonna rise up!! They'll never find your body....fucker!
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with anyone shooting squirrels and I'm a huge supporter of Second Amendment rights but this boy ain't right. He really needs a 5150 exam.
ReplyDelete#TeamNotGaryBusey
ReplyDeleteAlso I still think "shooting" means "filming." And it's now become a hilarious montage of Shia, Keanu, Gary and Nic arguing in a tree-covered backyard about lighting and pacing and various techniques to draw emotions from their actors (squirrels). I imagine it might be the only time Nic would scream "Fuck you, I am a Coppola! I know how to set a god damn scene!" At Shia, of course, cause Gary and Keanu are laying on their backs in the grass, their little squirrel friends frolicking around them while they ooh and aww over images they see in the clouds.
@DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen
ReplyDelete*tears in my eyes*
That might be the best thing I've ever read (today).
Wild raised squirrels can be pretty delicious in a stew. The meat has this nice gamey nuttiness to it. I would never eat an urban squirrel, though. And I sure as hell wouldn't shoot them for kicks.
ReplyDeleteMy sweet Sebastian kitty use to bring home mice,birds, bunnies and squirrels.He didn't have front claws but found a way to climb trees but he couldn't go after the damn pheasants that would.perch on my garage. Had I lived in the country, they would have been fair game.
ReplyDelete