Blind Items Revealed
"I can't really do anything with you right now but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you or you could use this beer bottle on yourself or something." (For now) A list singer/celebrity talking to a woman he met in a hotel bar this week while his wife was asleep upstairs. The woman declined. He then moved on to another woman.
Robin Thicke
35 comments:
Yipeeee Meanie Rhysie nailed this one on the frist!!!
Gross.
Herp outbreak?
Woot! Thankee very much! :)
"but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you"......really Robin? You mean it? Oh you are so awesome!!
WTF is wrong with him ?
One does not simply herp or derp!
No harm in asking.
A beer bottle? What the hell kind of pick up line is that? Does not surprise me in the least the young lady declined.
That's a class act right there..
I'd rather know if the girl was dumb enough to do it
He sings about Lines being blurred but his Lines are a turd.
Ewww...are there girls who actually use beer bottles? Yuck!
Acorn, tree... he learned from one of the best.
He at least could have have offered her a warm cucumber instead of a cold bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
Hasn't Robin heard the story of Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia?
@Bee Haven
An old-old-Hollywood reference?
Bee, you're the bestest!
I'm sure that wasn't the first time he has used that line
And trust that some girl of course took him up on the offer
the bottle neck is bigger, I guess, then he is after all his excess...
Why does everyone think it was because of a herp outbreak?? Maybe he got into a bad burrito and had the shits.
herps outbreak, for the save!!
@texas rose
Talk about shit vs diarrhea.
@habibiti: I hung out w/ a chick once who kept an empty vodka bottle in her freezer to masturbate with.
Yoj - he may well have been wearing one of the adult sized diapers and was too embarrassed to let her see.
@texas rose
But he wasn't too embarrassed to hang out in a hotel bar wearing an adult diaper? Yep, sounds like Thicke.
@Count Jerkula
From the freezer?!?!
Yoj - I'm assuming he was wearing pants, so no.
@texas rose
Never assume Robin Thicke is wearing pants.
Eww to the eww to the eww eww eww.
@Laninna
"Use this beer bottle on yourself". Da fuq? Dude, you can't even bothered to finger fuck her? Lazy ass motherfucker.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!
Yoj, yhanks. I'm a nerd. People my age are often derisive. Meh. I had a very "cultured" upbringing (thanks Dad and british comedy, Hollywood Babylon 1 & 2, and the best collection of old movies most people haven't heard of.
Eg. Arthur Askey, the Ghost Train. Or the "modern silent" classic, The Plank.
I used to imagine I was the daughter of Nick and Nora Charles.
Don't mention The Doctor either..nerd signing off *vulcan signal*
She should have crammed that beer bottle down his gullet till it broke and then made the POS swallow glass
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