Mr. X Blind Item #7
What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.
What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:45 AM
Labels: blind item , Mr. X
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25 comments:
C brown
Neyo
Biebs
Is that not standard groupie behaviour though?
@Violet Pretty much. I picked Neyo because the gender of the groupies is not specified, and it would be quite the reveal if the groupies were guys.
Wait, damnit this is a Mr Obvious BI, I doubt it's that salacious.
What does anyone see in Bieber as a potential lover? He looks like a boy to me and his personality sucks.
Thicke
Don't be silly, Doctah. This is scandalous not because of gender, but species. A gaggle refers to landed geese and Difficult Brown would definitely hit that. Geese fucka fa sho
Oh and check out blind #1 riven. Thanks for the shout out!
R. Kelly
What the BI didn't mention the concert was at a middle school and they lined up In front of the urinals in the boys' bathroom.
R Kelly was my first thought, troubled, R&B
Every. One Of. Them.
@LadyH A++ Comedy Gold, Will Read Again. I laughed so hard & suddenly that I started choking! You're the best LOL.
@LadyHeisenberg
That's brilliant!
ROFL @Riven! Which amahzing CDANer wrote about something being tighter than a dick's butthole? Was that you? Anyways, my new operating theory is that Chris Brown is a CDaN reader and that post inspired him to get some quack ass
A dick's butthole!! Bwahaha I keep topping myself. *DUCK'S butthole
Troy Songz or August Alsina. I'll go with August since Trey isn't really troubled. Also, those 2 did shows with Chris Brown.
HAHA no I wish I could claim credit for that one but it was not me. But I am totally going to use "dick's butthole" as my new go-to schoolyard insult. It's a nephew thing lol z
If the groupies were 15, definitely R Kelly.
Jen: Yes, but were they 16 year old GEESE? Gaggle is the operative word here.
Who made the ducks butt comment on here, dammit! That discourse was fucking awesome!
C. Brown
I guess thoes hoes are loyal!!
Crooner made me think of R Kelly.
Bobby Brown
R Kelly. Oi.
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