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You have a table in the basement? Go upstairs, I'll bet there's bacon and eggs on that table! And mimosas!
Prepare for a life time of disappointment then. Either that or you can ask your parents for Christmas to buy you a mail order bride from a third world country to help you resolve this first world problem.
Move your bed to a supermarket -all the food you can eat,and new truckload arrives daily.
@Lady - 1st world problems
My champagne is too cold
My butler is too surly
My Porsche is too fast
Enty, be happy for what you do have instead of focusing on the negative. It makes it easier to get up each day.
I think he means the mornings his mom hasn't put out the spread and bacon. (Updtairs table)
Sounds line an Instant Breakfast and maybe an easy to heat left over. And bacon! kinda morning.
OT. I LOATHE THAT "Toaster Streudle" COMMERCIAL. THAT KID HAS TO GO! The dear in tbe kitchen window can stay.
The deer (not dear)
Me too, Enty.
I know right?
that would b quite awesome
btw...@7 can u tell me how to do that clicky link thing? id appreciate it...
@fancy, anytime! replace { with < and } with >.
{a href="http://bit.ly/1nftVxd"} Here's your chance, fancy!{/a}
{a href="paste your link here"} Write your text here{/a}
@Count Jerkula
Congratulations, you were declared the winner of our dirty joke marathon!
Don't forget to thank the Academy.
muchas gracias, siete!
;^)
Enty is actually Liz Lemon.
*snort* My step/half-brother's (whatever your adopted father's son from a previous marriage that you met twice as adults is) mail order bride couldn't last the two years living in the trailer behind his grandmother's house and got herself back to Russia.
@fancyscreenname
@Seven of Eleven
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Ikr??!! We need it now!!!!
Get married.
Sorry, that was just a sexist joke, not an advice.
LOL @Gayeld!!! That's soooo sad! Reminds me of Healy and Katya on OITNB
@Yoj
clicky links are awesome, right?
ive done nothing to help u achieve that, btw, but u r welcome anyway. lol
@fancyscreenname
You asked what I daren't.
That's what my sister and I thought. Right before I would snickeringly point out that he was her actual (half)brother.
Enty might have a microwave in the basement. Just needs to buy a little device & wholla microwave bacon.
Just needs mum of course
Way to go on the clicky, Yoj!
@Lady Heisenberg
I'm feeling a disproportionate amount of pride
@Yoj
HA!
that qualifies as unbridled joy!
lol
@fancyscreenname
My name actually *is* Joy. Therefore, I am now literally 'Unbridled Joy'.
+1 Enty. Still hoping to marry a world class fancy chef.
I'd settle for the candles floating in the air and Nearly Headless Nick.
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