Friday, August 22, 2014

Sex Box - The TV Show

The channel WE is going to start airing a new show called Sex Box. A couple sits in front of a panel of sex therapists and talks about their sex issues. The panelists offer advice in front a of a studio audience. Then the couple goes into the box which is soundproofed and has no cameras and no one can see inside. The couple is supposed to have sex in the box and when they come out, they tell the therapists and the studio audience what happened inside the box and if anything changed from the last time they had sex. If the guy in the relationship is having performance issues then my guess is that having sex on command and then knowing you are going to have to discuss it after is probably not going to make things better. If a couple is having sex issues and go in the box and are still having issues, what is going to keep them from just telling the therapists that they had sex and everything was amazing and thank you very much we are leaving now. I'm wondering just how desperate you have to be for fame that this is the show you are banking on to make you famous. 

55 comments:

  1. If it's soundproof and there are no cameras, you can say anything you bloody well please when they unlock the door.
    This is a very, very odd concept. Who funded this?

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  2. I will only watch celebrity sex box edition enty.. keep me posted when tori and Deano and their fellow ilk sign on 4 this Umm Kay? ?

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  3. Can we nominate people? I nominate the Duggars. ALL of them.

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  4. We are all doomed...

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  5. Ot alert. I just had the ad for Gucci men's fragrance pop up in my email and it looks like a Used Condom on top of the bottle. . Like you have to touch the bronzed used condom to open the bottle. . Huh??

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  6. Possibly one of the stupidest ideas ever.

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  7. An all-Duggar box orgy? Sounds interesting.

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    1. I wonder if it's like the Tardis - deceptively larger on the inside - big enough to host an orgy in.

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  8. Who would sign up for this? Sadly plenty of people..People no one wants to know are having sex. Stop this before it happens..Lord I never thought they could scrape the reality barrel more than has already been done but here we are.

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  9. Additional nominations:
    John McCain
    Westboro Baptist Church
    Sam Brownback
    Clarence Thomas
    Antonin Scalia
    John Roberts
    ...I'll be back

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  10. Ryan Seacrest
    Zac Efron

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  12. Dammit, I forgot-
    Michele Bachmann and her spouse

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  14. @sugarbrd--of course!--when I buy a hundred dollar bottle of cologne a resemblance to a used condom is a must! Either that or James Franco in the ad campaign ; )

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    1. Both!! Lucky guys get all the good swag!!

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  15. I guess it could be worse.
    It could be Dr Oz and the Toilet Box.
    "So...was your bowel movement more enjoyable after taking my suggestions?"

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  16. This could be cool if celebs went on there but in this day and age "celeb" doesn't mean shit and it will be a bunch of people no one gives a shit to see having sex.

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  17. first guest of the season Tori Spelling "BUT I GAVE HIM ANAL!!!!"

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  18. OT - I agree about the Condom-Topped Gucci fragrance, Sugarbread.
    I can't imagine what else it could represent.

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    1. It wasn't even subtle. Like gross! ! Do gay guys find this cute or funny or appalling? ? Just asking

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  19. @Sugarbr---VERY EROTIC! I bet those bottles will be flying off the shelf Fathers Day ; )

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  20. And what is it, chick gotta come outta the box and right back to the couch w/ load running down her leg, box all sloppy and moist? What if dude pops on her face or in her hair?

    Guy gotta sit there w/ pussy juice crusted to corners of his mouth? Face stinkin like puss n butt?

    Is lube provided for the anal or if the broad is dry?

    They have caverject on hand if the dude can't get wood on command? Will they have a Dr. inject his cock or he gotta do it himself?

    Do they utilize fluffers?

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  21. And so it begins

    Mainstreaming of the porn industry.

    Well, all those escort-hooker-babymamas-fame whores gotta keep making $$$ somehow (outside of their 18 years of child support cheques)

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  22. Anonymous8:43 AM

    an audience full of voyeurs + two exhibitionist in a box = good time had by all

    when should we expect a full on orgy? episode 3?...4?

    poor janitors are gonna have to hose that whole place down, chairs and all. SMH this is a ridiculous idea, btw...

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  23. Gucci. "Made To Measure". I think this answers the question of "was the condom design purposeful?"

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  24. I would just go in for 20 minutes, high five Mr. Nom, maybe check my emails, send a text message, and then come out with faux-mussed hair and collect my check.

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  25. This has to be the bottom of the barrel.

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  26. At least this show produced some good comments. I'm sure this will be as good as it gets.

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  27. Next up, "Celebrity Sex Box" on pay per view.

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  28. This will only last a couple eps if that, church groups will get all over this.

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  29. Very stupid show

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  30. I can see Count Jerkula and Snooki on this show. Remember Snooki, you are only an M, mouth only.

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  31. This sounds absolutely stupid. Maybe they should hire Jerry Springer as the host? That might liven it up a bit. Or, what's Geraldo doing now?

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  32. Even if there's no cameras in the box who cares?

    How about the chick on Dating Naked who is suing bc VH1 accidentally forgot to blur her vagina and everyone saw it? Now that's funny!

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  33. I know @Kat! Umm she was on DATING NAKED!!

    Come on now @Kno, don't be so one sided, throw some lefty names out there as well!

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  34. This show has already been on here in the UK it wasn't a bad as it actually sounds. I don't know if the Americans on it will act differently so it could change it a bit. But over here ot was people who wanted to see if they could change there sex life. It was pretty brave.

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  35. Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon. Ew!

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  36. "She's my sex box and her name is Sony!"

    On the first "Family Guy" Christmas episode, Peter accidentally donates all the family gifts to charity, then tries to get them back from the hillbillies that received them. The two sons are fighting over the donated VCR, which they were using as a literal sex box.

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  37. Nevermind how desperate you have to be to be on the show, how desperate to you have to be to watch this? We've reached the bottom of the pit and renewed digging. Yech.

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  38. I can already smell the lawsuits and impending murder-suicides. Worst idea EVER

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  39. Yeah, the first couple on will get Jon & Kate famous, then the show will be dubbed "The Ex Box".

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  40. A lot of wanna be actors and reality stars are going to go on this show with fabricated story lines to get attention.

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  41. The end of civilization as we know it

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    1. B626, nah. Please remember Sodom and Gommorah, bacchanalia, the Restoration, the '70's...

      Only difference now is there's telly. Civilisation will March on. In a slightly more sensible and sensitive way, one hopes.

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  42. Who would watch this besides those bored housewives who thought Fifty Shades would spice up their sex life?

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  43. Dourtney will be all over this.

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  44. If you need an audience to change your sex life, your sex life is doomed to fail at home.

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  45. Sex Box? Huh, isn't that a synonym for a vagina?

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  46. @Count Jerkula
    lolololol
    That makes up for your neglect of the site yesterday.
    I had to resort to chatting up a flasher on the tube train to get my pervert fix.

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  47. Performance anxiety, anyone?

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