Friday, August 22, 2014

Sex Box - The TV Show

The channel WE is going to start airing a new show called Sex Box. A couple sits in front of a panel of sex therapists and talks about their sex issues. The panelists offer advice in front a of a studio audience. Then the couple goes into the box which is soundproofed and has no cameras and no one can see inside. The couple is supposed to have sex in the box and when they come out, they tell the therapists and the studio audience what happened inside the box and if anything changed from the last time they had sex. If the guy in the relationship is having performance issues then my guess is that having sex on command and then knowing you are going to have to discuss it after is probably not going to make things better. If a couple is having sex issues and go in the box and are still having issues, what is going to keep them from just telling the therapists that they had sex and everything was amazing and thank you very much we are leaving now. I'm wondering just how desperate you have to be for fame that this is the show you are banking on to make you famous. 

55 comments:

Kno Won said...

If it's soundproof and there are no cameras, you can say anything you bloody well please when they unlock the door.
This is a very, very odd concept. Who funded this?

SugarTitz said...

I will only watch celebrity sex box edition enty.. keep me posted when tori and Deano and their fellow ilk sign on 4 this Umm Kay? ?

Kno Won said...

Can we nominate people? I nominate the Duggars. ALL of them.

Karen said...

We are all doomed...

SugarTitz said...

Ot alert. I just had the ad for Gucci men's fragrance pop up in my email and it looks like a Used Condom on top of the bottle. . Like you have to touch the bronzed used condom to open the bottle. . Huh??

Count Jerkula said...

Possibly one of the stupidest ideas ever.

SugarTitz said...

Do any guys find this sexy? ?

Unknown said...

An all-Duggar box orgy? Sounds interesting.

Sherry said...

Who would sign up for this? Sadly plenty of people..People no one wants to know are having sex. Stop this before it happens..Lord I never thought they could scrape the reality barrel more than has already been done but here we are.

Kno Won said...

Additional nominations:
John McCain
Westboro Baptist Church
Sam Brownback
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
John Roberts
...I'll be back

Unknown said...

Ryan Seacrest
Zac Efron

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Kno Won said...

Dammit, I forgot-
Michele Bachmann and her spouse

Kno Won said...
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ladybaus said...

@sugarbrd--of course!--when I buy a hundred dollar bottle of cologne a resemblance to a used condom is a must! Either that or James Franco in the ad campaign ; )

Kno Won said...

I guess it could be worse.
It could be Dr Oz and the Toilet Box.
"So...was your bowel movement more enjoyable after taking my suggestions?"

Ay said...

This could be cool if celebs went on there but in this day and age "celeb" doesn't mean shit and it will be a bunch of people no one gives a shit to see having sex.

ladybaus said...

first guest of the season Tori Spelling "BUT I GAVE HIM ANAL!!!!"

Kno Won said...

OT - I agree about the Condom-Topped Gucci fragrance, Sugarbread.
I can't imagine what else it could represent.

SugarTitz said...

Both!! Lucky guys get all the good swag!!

SugarTitz said...

It wasn't even subtle. Like gross! ! Do gay guys find this cute or funny or appalling? ? Just asking

ladybaus said...

@Sugarbr---VERY EROTIC! I bet those bottles will be flying off the shelf Fathers Day ; )

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Lol. Gotta check it.

Count Jerkula said...

And what is it, chick gotta come outta the box and right back to the couch w/ load running down her leg, box all sloppy and moist? What if dude pops on her face or in her hair?

Guy gotta sit there w/ pussy juice crusted to corners of his mouth? Face stinkin like puss n butt?

Is lube provided for the anal or if the broad is dry?

They have caverject on hand if the dude can't get wood on command? Will they have a Dr. inject his cock or he gotta do it himself?

Do they utilize fluffers?

Unknown said...

And so it begins

Mainstreaming of the porn industry.

Well, all those escort-hooker-babymamas-fame whores gotta keep making $$$ somehow (outside of their 18 years of child support cheques)

Anonymous said...

an audience full of voyeurs + two exhibitionist in a box = good time had by all

when should we expect a full on orgy? episode 3?...4?

poor janitors are gonna have to hose that whole place down, chairs and all. SMH this is a ridiculous idea, btw...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Gucci. "Made To Measure". I think this answers the question of "was the condom design purposeful?"

NomNom83 said...

I would just go in for 20 minutes, high five Mr. Nom, maybe check my emails, send a text message, and then come out with faux-mussed hair and collect my check.

Glitter said...

This has to be the bottom of the barrel.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

At least this show produced some good comments. I'm sure this will be as good as it gets.

Shelly Shell said...

Next up, "Celebrity Sex Box" on pay per view.

Shelly Shell said...

This will only last a couple eps if that, church groups will get all over this.

Sylvia said...

Very stupid show

Haywood Jablomee said...

I can see Count Jerkula and Snooki on this show. Remember Snooki, you are only an M, mouth only.

Topper Madison said...

This sounds absolutely stupid. Maybe they should hire Jerry Springer as the host? That might liven it up a bit. Or, what's Geraldo doing now?

Kat has left the building said...

Even if there's no cameras in the box who cares?

How about the chick on Dating Naked who is suing bc VH1 accidentally forgot to blur her vagina and everyone saw it? Now that's funny!

JoElla said...

I know @Kat! Umm she was on DATING NAKED!!

Come on now @Kno, don't be so one sided, throw some lefty names out there as well!

CatB said...

This show has already been on here in the UK it wasn't a bad as it actually sounds. I don't know if the Americans on it will act differently so it could change it a bit. But over here ot was people who wanted to see if they could change there sex life. It was pretty brave.

Frosty said...

Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon. Ew!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"She's my sex box and her name is Sony!"

On the first "Family Guy" Christmas episode, Peter accidentally donates all the family gifts to charity, then tries to get them back from the hillbillies that received them. The two sons are fighting over the donated VCR, which they were using as a literal sex box.

Amartel said...

Nevermind how desperate you have to be to be on the show, how desperate to you have to be to watch this? We've reached the bottom of the pit and renewed digging. Yech.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I can already smell the lawsuits and impending murder-suicides. Worst idea EVER

Seven of Eleven said...

Yeah, the first couple on will get Jon & Kate famous, then the show will be dubbed "The Ex Box".

All Lace no Leather said...

A lot of wanna be actors and reality stars are going to go on this show with fabricated story lines to get attention.

B626 said...

The end of civilization as we know it

Lioness70 said...

Who would watch this besides those bored housewives who thought Fifty Shades would spice up their sex life?

Alicia said...

Dourtney will be all over this.

Sprink said...

B626, nah. Please remember Sodom and Gommorah, bacchanalia, the Restoration, the '70's...

Only difference now is there's telly. Civilisation will March on. In a slightly more sensible and sensitive way, one hopes.

trudi said...

If you need an audience to change your sex life, your sex life is doomed to fail at home.

Sherry said...

Amen Trudi!

Sunshine said...

Sex Box? Huh, isn't that a synonym for a vagina?

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
lolololol
That makes up for your neglect of the site yesterday.
I had to resort to chatting up a flasher on the tube train to get my pervert fix.

michelelala said...

Performance anxiety, anyone?

Unknown said...

I wonder if it's like the Tardis - deceptively larger on the inside - big enough to host an orgy in.

Unknown said...

Ha! Enty said "sex box".

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