If Siri Was A Waitress
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12 comments:
I got all excited cause I thought enty meant SURI Cruise lol---now THAT would be funny.
Iphones suck no thanx tl:dw
If Suri were a waitress I'd be a cow and I'd be eating a bacon Breakfast Burrito (with beans in it) right f'n NOW.
Siri drives me nuts & my Siri is a British man. There is no learning capability, which is stupid as hell. Check out some AI bots (try Elbot, he's not an asshole) - they learn and converse. C'mon Apple. Siri is a piece of shit.
*Siri
But if Suri wanted to bring me my burrito I'd unlock the front door.
I just asked Siri to get me a breakfast burrito and it gave me directions to the nearest restaurant that serves them.
(is if I already didn't know where it was)
Should've been "if Siri was an escort"
Know what I don't need in a device that I own? A voice telling me that something I said "wasn't nice". Who made Siri a frickin church lady?
Why @Kno, did you ask him this? Or this? (:
Yep I thought Suri too!! That would be fab.
Jimmy could've had Chris Klein play Suri ;)
YaSSS! Oo that feels good (siri voice). Lol
Count me as another who thought it was Suri.
Kno Won you can set your Suri for the voice you want I thought. Mine is a woman who can't find a cobb salad in downtown San Francisco but directs me to a pizza place in Chicago. And Apple is just down the highway.
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