Blind Item #7
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress, who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual metaphors.
Aubrey Plaza/ Deniro
ReplyDeleteDirty Grandpa(filming)
I imagine it went like this:
ReplyDeleteDeNiro: Hey Aubrey, how you doin'?
Plaza: Hey Bob, want to go meet the Fockers? I'd really like to see your Raging Bull.
@Betty- if it didn't- it should have!:)
ReplyDeleteShe also coulda asked to aquaint herself with his "good fella" so that she could be some, um- "awakenings?""
* so there could be some awakenings
ReplyDeleteBobby, would you be my Godfather? ok, ew.
ReplyDeleteHoney, you're the wrong color, everyone knows DeNiro looooves chocolate.
ReplyDeleteLOL - excellent
ReplyDeleteFidnnig this post. It's just a big piece of luck for me.
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