Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 1, 2014

Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a football game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with himself. Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A list singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than English rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a Viagra or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the makeup either. But he takes it seriously.

Pitbull

10 comments:

david said...

So, he grows rather than shows -- like 90% of all men.

sandybrook said...

Pitbull tbh you're short and your peen should be proportionate to your size so what do you expect?

Sylvia said...

That is hilarious. Is he trying to impress someone??

Luiza said...

What kind of makeup wuld u put in a peen? Foundation so it lost smooth?

Betty said...

Maybe he's born with it; maybe it's Maypeenline. I'll see myself out.

Erin B said...

The Viagara seems like a bad idea. All of that dancing with a woody?

Tricia13 said...

^^^^ awesome!

Tricia13 said...

@ Betty I laughed aloud!

PrincessPeach said...

I almost peed myself!! Freaking hilarious!!

Cupcakes4all said...

another lil tiny man doing things to make him feel tall, I'll pass on all of that please.

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