Friday, November 27, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4 - Anniversary Month

October 4, 2007

So other than a Fatal Attraction type situation, what is the worst thing that can happen to a guy when he’s having an affair? I am probably not the right guy to ask since I couldn’t get sex inside 6 marriages so you know that no one is giving it to me outside of marriage.

How about if you are a very big star. Very recognizable. A list. In fact A+ list actor. Huge films, huge star, and very married. How about if you are having an affair. Maybe you go over to her place or you meet somewhere, and people never see you together so it’s good. So what happens when she gets a little antsy and wants to go to dinner with our huge comic actor. He says fine, but not in LA. So maybe they take a little drive out towards Santa Barbara. Things are good. They eat, she’s happy, and they come back. Maybe on the way back they get into an accident. A bad accident. Our actor and date aren’t hurt, but the other driver is very badly shaken up and when he recognizes the actor, here comes the pain. With the pain comes the ambulance and the policeman who starts taking names and witness names and who was in each vehicle. Now what if our actor had told the Mrs. that he was going to play some poker with some friends over in Silverlake, not all the way out here in Santa Barbara. The accident is easy to explain. The location, the ticket our actor received and the police report with passenger name. Big trouble. So far the actor has kept it secret but it has only been four days. Four very long days. Let’s see how much longer this will stay a secret.

Mel Gibson

22 comments:

  1. DoctorMaybe1:47 AM

    Why did I think it was specifically a comic actor?

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  2. Derek Harvey1:48 AM

    "comic" actor?!?!---I DON'T THINK SO

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  3. Derek Harvey1:49 AM

    So what happens when she gets a little antsy and wants to go to dinner with our huge comic actor. He says fine, but not in LA. So maybe they take a little drive out towards Santa Barbara.

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  4. sandybrook1:49 AM

    I wonder if this person is Jewish?

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  5. DoctorMaybe1:50 AM

    Yes! Thank you, Derek! I feel cheated. I mean, really. He's done a few rom-coms, but Mel has mostly been an action guy, right? I'm not hallucinating, am I?

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  6. sandybrook1:50 AM

    sometimes comic actor comic actor to me is someone like Adam Sandler or Chris Rock

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  7. Derek Harvey1:54 AM

    I think of Lethal Weapon, Braveheart, The Conspiracy Theory, Mad Max

    NOT -What Women Want

    smh

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  8. Snookiemonster1:55 AM

    Comic actor? No!!! No wonder this was not guessed. Fail!

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  9. Huh? Wait? What? A comic actor?

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  10. MarcEss2:06 AM

    "Comic" in some of his antics perhaps. This doesn't surprise me, the guy is a trainwreck these days.

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  11. French girl2:10 AM

    The blind says " dinner with our huge comic actor" . Now Gibson is a huge comic comic actor like Harrison Ford and Johnny Depp are Oscar winners and Bradley Cooper is a wife beater gay in closet actor that Jennifer Lawrence hated

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  12. Whywhywhy???2:15 AM

    Me too @Sandy...Chris Rock first person I thought of, especially since he is in the tabloids for child custody issue of non adopted daughter.

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  13. Courtney3:16 AM

    In what universe is Mel Gibson comical...? No wonder no one got this!

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  14. Malibuborebee3:47 AM

    Bullshit. Not bullshit that it happened, those dorks "sneak" up here all the time thinking no one will know. Hollywood is filled with morons. Bullshit that this was originally intended as a Gibson blind.

    Huge comic actor? No. The Entertainment Liar strikes again.

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  15. peopleselbow4:32 AM

    Mel Gibson a comic actor ? Black Sabbath had several #1 albums ? Richard Grieco is an 80's teen star ? WTF is going on here !?1?!?

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  16. It also doesn't make sense because Gibson was never shy about his cheating. He would not worry about the wife catching him in a lie. Anyway she's rich now so no harm no foul. :)

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  17. Honeybunny6:43 AM

    OK Enty, I'ma need you to stay off the sauce. Your blinds suck and to make matters worse you keep repeating yourself. Not cool man, not cool.

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  18. Unemployable6:45 AM

    Please excuse me for splitting hairs, Enty, but Mel Gibson is not a comic actor. He is a human punchline. There is a difference.

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  19. back again1:15 PM

    everyone did....b/c that's how Enty described him!!!
    well, Mel WAS hysterical in "Braveheart" ...no?!

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  20. back again1:17 PM

    lmao

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  21. back again1:18 PM

    Youze Guys on here are funny tonight..

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  22. Groaning3:16 AM

    How is Mel a comic actor?

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