Saturday, January 02, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #16

September 26, 2015

This now out of work athlete who has A+ list name recognition, but is not that great at his sport is looking for some positive publicity and someone who can keep her mouth shut. So, he brought in this out of work pro beard who spent a lot of time with a former A list tweener.

Tim Tebow/Olivia Culpo

Posted by ent lawyer at 4:45 AM

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27 comments:

  1. June Gordon5:06 AM

    He telled me he only thinks bout Jesus when he masterbates.

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  2. david5:07 AM

    And then they broke up...because of his insecurity about sexual intercourse.

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  3. sandybrook5:13 AM

    He works for ESPN and SEC Network Enty.

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  4. Unemployable5:21 AM

    Well, he does spend a lot of time on his knees.

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  5. Tricia135:34 AM

    Between June and Unemloyable and all the reveals again-it's an embarrassment of riches! Love it....

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  6. Dena6:06 AM

    Jesus was kinda hot back in the day, not gonna lie.

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  7. Mr X6:11 AM

    So do you.

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  8. Unemployable7:25 AM

    Tebow fans can be a little touchy.

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  9. Snarknado11:29 AM

    normal person+anonymity+internet=Fuckwad

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  10. Snarknado11:32 AM

    Totally agree.

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  11. Snarknado11:37 AM

    Mr. X doesn't realize you're an asset to CDAN, Unemployable. Mr. X serves old cold tea.

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  12. Snarknado11:40 AM

    Burying mr. exlax and his three little turds, er words under a pile of snarknado.

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  13. OKay11:41 AM

    *LOL* If you saw what he REALLY looked like, you would absolutely not think that...

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  14. Snarknado11:41 AM

    Me too!

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  15. Mr. Hex12:00 PM

    Mr. X pops up to defend Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow! Mr. X probably ships Tim with Clark Gable.

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  16. Snarknado3:24 PM

    The show where they did a reconstruction of what he really would have looked like in that time and place, saw it, see what you mean, OKay.

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  17. Snarknado3:27 PM

    But his life made him a handsome man, deserving of an idealized image, imo.

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  18. Mr X7:45 AM

    Nope, not a Tebow fan but i think picking on him is old.

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  19. Mr X7:46 AM

    Take your gay fantasies elsewhere. Thanks.

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  20. Mr X7:46 AM

    You did? Ummm ok.

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  21. Mr X7:47 AM

    Old cold tea? Oooh what a comeback.

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  22. Unemployable1:10 PM

    Ok, I'll pick on Johnny Manziel, then. He's about to be unemployed too.

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  23. Snarknado6:39 PM

    Came at you like a bitch and doesn't even like Tebow? Whoa, that's insane. And his comebacks have all the power of a mouse fart. I need a gif, stat, my friend!

    Talking about Manziel heats up our cocoa at breakfast. Johnny Football, what a joke.

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  24. Mr X10:28 PM

    I'm with you on that. Manziel is a douchebag. Sad thing is, he might end up in Dallas. (not a cowboys fan)

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  25. Mr X10:29 PM

    Snark you talk like a bitch so you must be one. Congrats?

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  26. Snarknado1:56 PM

    Derek, love ya. This was a classic troll!

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  27. Snarknado1:57 PM

    This has been Derek all along!!! Good times!

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