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This larger than normal A list mostly movie actor had to talk his way out of a situation on a plane. Recently he was traveling and the woman seated next to him accused him of pleasuring himself. He said he was just trying to adjust his belt because it was too tight and that his pants were unbuttoned because they were tight too and the belt was covering the button. I believe him. He is an a-hole, but not going to do that. She got a new seat.
jonah hill?
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn?
ReplyDeleteelle b is thinking it's a slob and I'm looking for a tall guy
ReplyDeleteHere's an idea - if you're going to be fiddling with your fly/belt/buttons while sitting next to someone in a confined space and a portion of your body (perhaps your gut) makes it difficult to visually verify that you're not wanking - you might want to mention what you're doing to people in your in mediate vicinity: "Sorry I seem so wriggly, just trying to adjust my belt/buttons/whatnot. Done in a sec"
ReplyDeleteEither he was wanking or he's an absolute dumbass and I've never seen him accused of stupidity.
Shows you where my mind goes. Larger than normal, and I'm thinking Fassy.
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe
ReplyDeleteMany people including me unbottom their trousers when they sit in an airplane, I guess I am never accused of fapping because I am usually too busy sleeping or shouting because of my hate and fear of planes.
ReplyDeleteI hate flying, so I usually don't.
ReplyDeleteMy family constantly asks me WHY? I don't visit them in MA very much (at all).
I tell them I hate flying. (Real reason, I hate being invalidated)
Maybe, the next time I fly, I will yank one off while on the plane. (Maybe that will take my mind off my fear of flying phobia.)
IF/When I am caught, I will just say my pants were too tight, etc.
I like your way of thinking ...
ReplyDeleteEnty thinks he wouldn't fapp, so not Jonah or Fassy. I'm thinking Vince.
ReplyDeleteNah, couldn't be Fassbender. The airlines have started requiring him to purchase an extra seat for it.
ReplyDeleteIf Enty says this guy wouldn't wax his bean in public then we can at least cross Jason Stratham's name off the list. That perv can't even get ten minutes into a limo ride without traumatizing the poor driver.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteJona Hill. He's " larger than normal" and currently A-list me thinks
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking there's an f'in bathroom pervo. You need to get your rocks off don't do it next to someone who doesn't want to partake. That's just nasty.
ReplyDeleteArnold Schwarzenegger Is larger than life. He can't keep his trousers on around the maid so I could see him doing this on a flight.
ReplyDeleteBuy bigger size pants or have side elastic in the waistband stupid..
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe? Is he still A?
ReplyDeleteIs Liam Neeson a jerk? I'll go with him.
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