Blind Item #8
This foreign born celebrity had her time in the sun. A true 15 minutes. Dated an A+ lister and got herself some network reality. Now though, nothing. She misses the limelight and is spending her husband's money on paps to take her photo all the time and send them back to her home country in hopes of getting a reality deal there. She wants them to pay her fee and for her to keep living in LA. So far there have been no takers.
E. Canalis-Dated Clooney, from Itally?
ReplyDeleteSounds right, but this is an underwhelming blind.
ReplyDeleteStar fucker is unhappy with lack of attention? Seriously?
Bitch should stick to spending hubby's money
ReplyDeleteshe should also raise her new bebeh
ReplyDeleteWhile I agree Clooney is the A+ lister, I think this is Stacy Keibler.
ReplyDeleteShe had a tiny, stupid show for about 35 seconds.
Oh no. A gold digger is not getting attention. Now that is something we never heard of.
ReplyDeleteBorn in Maryland :(
ReplyDeleteAnd hey! There are the other comments.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm going to write some blinds:
ReplyDeleteAging former A-list movie star has begin to fret about her fading looks, and has decided to get plastic surgery.
This married almost A-list actor who's hoping his next move will make him a huge star, slept with a woman he picked up in a hotel bar.
How am I doing so far?
*begun
ReplyDeleteJesus, I hate not being able to edit.
And *movie!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, balls. That'll teach me to work when I'm at work.
ReplyDeleteThat drives me batty, too. You can even edit on fb, ffs.
ReplyDeleteKindness -- This actress who loves her dog was taking it for a walk in the park when a fan approached her for an autograph. Instead of blowing her rape whistle and screaming for help, this actress not only signed the autograph, she also posed for a selfie with the fan.
ReplyDeleteHere's one:
ReplyDeleteFormer tweener now engaged in scandalous behavior involving drugs and/or alcohol and paying to sleep with a never-was man and/or woman who's threatening to reveal astonishing secrets!
In fact, let's put our scandalous tweener in the hotel bar with Princess Kate's married almost A-list actor.
ReplyDeleteHeehee. This is much more fun than doing actual work.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever looked at any of the royal gossip websites. Those people HATE Princess Kate. Like, HAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE her. They think she captured poor Prince William with her magic vagina, and now she and her mother hold him prisoner in their rural mansion.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteGood Blinds.
Could this be Joanna Krupa? Did she date anybody famous?
ReplyDeleteI would like to challenge you to go one day without losing your sh!t over late-appearing comments.
ReplyDeleteI like it.
ReplyDeleteHeck why not;
When will there be an intervention for this Blogger who is a lawyer for our entertainment? The excesses of great amounts of booze is slowly killing him and because he doesn't listen to reason it is causing a certain alienation with his parents.
One of Clooney's girls sounds about right but Elisabetta seems to live in Italy with her husband.
ReplyDeleteFine.
ReplyDelete@Lemon Sizzle:
ReplyDeleteJudy Dench for the first one and Jackie Chan for the second.
Nailed it!
@Me:
ReplyDeleteNancy Grace.
Nailed it!
Ethel Merman
ReplyDeleteNailed it!
Mickey Rooney
ReplyDeleteNailed it!
Great guess @MontanaMartiott!
ReplyDeleteI love ur idea! @Lemon
ReplyDeleteYes!
ReplyDeletethis is canalis!!!im not kidding she is on gossip.it EVERYDAY. it's ridicolous.those poor italian paparazzi followed her even on the canyons while hiking
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the bacon. Maybe Tweenty is going through a hormonal phase. Or his meds are off.
ReplyDeleteDon't you wish the phrase "poor papparazi" was actually true? Are there any that aren't sleezoids?
ReplyDeleteOh great, now we'll have an "Unemployables Anal Beads".
ReplyDeletePlus she's faking the health drama when having babies. And lured him into nude sunbathing/pap photos. And shows off by being too thin. Lol!
ReplyDeleteHey, leave us outta this. We've seen enough hardship and misery as it is. You wouldn't believe how he treats us.
ReplyDelete(Personal) Kindness blind:
ReplyDeleteThis beloved Hollywood A+++list actor/director/writer who starred in classic movie roles, and had multiple hits as a duo-ensemble in comedy films, was shopping at a fancy men's boutique in London.
There was only 1 salesperson, and he was undecided and took his time, when he noticed an impatient young girl fidgeting with cashmere sweaters. He asked her if she was in a rush, when she replied that she was, and she needed to buy a present for her father's birthday, he graciously asked the saleswoman to serve her first. He helped her pick out a sweater, and even wrote a small note into her school book. He seemed rather impressed that she had recognised him, even though she was over 50 years younger than him.
But how could she have not recognised him, he was both loved and feared by children everywhere.
lol usually no but there have been staged pictures of her hiking which is like fml.
ReplyDeletereally, she is everyday on italian gossip with those stupid staged picture of her shopping, buying food, with her waving at the paparazzi AS IF. the most ridicolous part is that they are oll from kika press who is in milan, so its obviously a set up.