Friday, March 04, 2016

Blind Item #13

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is not even 18 yet but is hooking up with the 40 something year old man who keeps her supplied with drugs. The last person he age he dealt to around her age died of an overdose.

34 comments:

  1. Derek Harvey3:46 AM

    paris jackson

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  2. Tricia133:46 AM

    Paris Jackson again

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  3. Derek Harvey3:51 AM

    Don't be bitter
    I am surprised you didn't guess Selma Blair again

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  4. Derek's Anal Beads4:18 AM

    Oooh is daddy not petting you again? You thirsty and need some attention, Derek? Some girls like you are always so thirsty. Now go play the victim.

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  5. Lurky McLurkster4:39 AM

    Says the person who guesses Kordell Stewart whenever football is mentioned

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  6. Megley4:42 AM

    "The last person he age he dealt to around her age died of an
    overdose."
    There is no fucking way English is Envy's native language. We know he doesn't believe in proofreading and editing, but there is no excuse for this piss-poor attempt at constructing a simple goddamned sentence.

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  7. Megley4:48 AM

    Yes, I am the English/grammar police; my BA degree is in English composition and postmodern lit. In case you're wondering who left me in charge.

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  8. Cinabun5:16 AM

    +infinity
    If a person is going to write a blog, learn how to write. Or use Word. At least it has some fairly decent auto-correct features.
    It pisses me off that even on huge sites where writers actually have college degrees,
    (CNN, NBC, pick one) they cannot construct sentences that are grammatically correct.
    And don't even get me started on spelling errors....

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  9. Saskia5:30 AM

    Not sure if Johnny Depp is A++ but I'll guess Lily Rose

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  10. anna from savannah5:53 AM

    Speaking of education: Did you know the late, great Peter Jennings didn't finish HS? Didn't have to. His father was the head of Canadian Broadcasting. I have a wonderful Peter Jennings story (I have so many stories, right?) that I will share with CDAN one day soon. Way funny.

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  11. If you KNOW THE NAME of this man, why not give it to the Cops/FBI? I don't know, maybe save a life!!! The celebrities die like flies year after year and their dealers are still walking around free as birds. Not fair!

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  12. mooshki6:01 AM

    Bobbi Kristina for the overdose?

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  13. Dereks mommy6:27 AM

    Once again I am sorry. I forgot to get his Meds again.

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  14. Paint Chips6:45 AM

    That's what I was wondering.

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  15. Cate Chandler8:01 AM

    Johnny Depp
    Lily Rose Depp
    River Phoenix at the Viper Room.

    Boom.

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  16. Cate Chandler8:02 AM

    Never mind. I messed up.

    Unboom.

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  17. Snarknado9:00 AM

    Looks like a cut and paste fail/letter-drop combo with a side order of minimum wage.

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  18. Snarknado9:02 AM

    Daily Mail in the UK doesn't even try.

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  19. No one cares

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  20. Lmfao at least her guesses possibly fit Mrs. "mandy moore is skinny "!

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  21. "with a side order of minimum wage." Beautiful!

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  22. Hot Cola10:25 AM

    Yes! Please!

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  23. Hot Cola10:26 AM

    +100 LMAO :)

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  24. Hot Cola10:28 AM

    ^That
    Out them, shame them, anonymous tips, anything. Just don't let us read it and those ugly ppl walk free.

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  25. Derek's Protuberance12:20 PM

    Hey, Mrs. H.! Nice to see you on here again. Yes, unfortunately, your son is a massive, steaming pile of the darkest, most putrid horseshit imaginable. I feel just terrible for what you must have endured trying to raise that little narcissistic
    douche all by yourself. My sincerest condolences and please reach out to us for support whenever you need it!

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  26. Derek's Thong9:02 PM

    NAILED IT!

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  27. Unemployable9:02 PM

    Snarknado is channeling Dorothy Parker lately.

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  28. BUbbles11:29 PM

    Well with major publications, it's really the copy editors job to make sure everything is ready for print. Back in the day, writers weren't known for their spelling and grammar which is why you needed copy editors. Reminds me of an adage that was popular when I was in journalism school many moons ago; Those who can write, those who can't copy edit.

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  29. Cinabun12:56 AM

    I know a few people who never went to college that could do it better for minimum wage! A degree does not guarantee writing ability. Nor does what one is paid.
    Thank you 'no child left behind'.

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  30. Me Again9:00 AM

    You don't wonder why everyone hates you, do you?

    I know, I know, you don't care.

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  31. Isabel12:05 PM

    Five years lurking in this website, I logged in just to say that Derek Harvey is an ass. Thanks, I will be on my way. Bye.

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  32. Derek's Protuberance12:35 PM

    +1,000,000

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  33. Snarknado4:02 PM

    Oh great, someone else I have to apologize to....

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  34. Snarknado4:04 PM

    Now I can add Megley, because I left a dangling participle.

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