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This married a list movie director/B list actor is hooking up with a woman on the set of the latest movie he is directing. Apparently he doesn't want his wife to smell sex or the other woman so he makes her always perform just oral on him.
Eli Roth?
ReplyDeleteThey must be hooking up in a car or something - most 1st world hotel rooms & residences have shower facilities.
ReplyDeleteOliver Stone
ReplyDeleteThe only A list directors who are also B list actors and married (that I know of) are Oliver Stone & Woody Allen.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably missing something.
David Lynch?
ReplyDeleteIf Redford's a B list actor, I need to get off this planet.
Jon Favreau maybe
ReplyDeleteKenneth Branagh?
ReplyDeleteWarren Beatty?
ReplyDeleteRob Reiner is in post production on LBJ.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Jon Favreau.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Ben Affleck? Not yet divorced, & still living in the same house as Garner.
ReplyDelete+ infinity, he must be permanent A+.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that a change of hygiene behavior usually indicates cheating. Like coming home freshly showered
ReplyDeleteIt'd be great for Jen, she could call more paps + more boring interviews, etc. She may not look like a thot, but that girl is worse than Amber & Chyna combined.
ReplyDeleteBlech.
Ben's ratings are the other way around.
ReplyDeleteThere are a myriad of ways around that, though. Planning, it's all planning. If he's too lazy to do that, which he obv is (blowjobs are zero effort for recipients) then he's not that into the giver.
ReplyDeleteNext....
And if the spouse is really paying attention, 19,000 showers/not smelling someone else would not matter - she'd know.
ReplyDelete@cinabun
ReplyDeleteso true. He'd find a way around it if he wanted it.
Sounds like he just wants to get blown.
you cant homewreck a happy home
ReplyDeleteYeah. And maybe it was in her contract. He's just following through with his part of her obligations.
ReplyDeleteBen Stiller , maybe.....
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna throw Justin Theroux in the mix. Yeah A list director might be stretching it, but...
ReplyDeleteRon Howard? Seems like a long shot, but I'd consider him an A list director, B list actor. He's been married for decades.
ReplyDeleteJon Favreau
ReplyDeleteI like how he rolls....
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ReplyDeleteYou can smell when someone's freshly showered. It's almost as much of a giveaway as smelling like sex.
ReplyDeleteThere are some products for delicate skin that don't smell at all.....I, uh.....read about it somewhere....or something. Yeah. That's how I know.
ReplyDeleteThat's what he gets for marrying a blood hound.
ReplyDeleteBut men are busted all the time for lipstick on their dicks. Might as well shower.
ReplyDeleteSure you can. Even the intrusion can be a major relationship issue.
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