Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Blind Item #7

This married a list movie director/B list actor is hooking up with a woman on the set of the latest movie he is directing. Apparently he doesn't want his wife to smell sex or the other woman so he makes her always perform just oral on him.

31 comments:

  1. Kno Won Uno1:37 AM

    They must be hooking up in a car or something - most 1st world hotel rooms & residences have shower facilities.

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  2. Kno Won Uno1:49 AM

    Oliver Stone

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  3. Kno Won Uno1:53 AM

    The only A list directors who are also B list actors and married (that I know of) are Oliver Stone & Woody Allen.
    I'm probably missing something.

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  4. Kno Won Uno1:55 AM

    David Lynch?
    If Redford's a B list actor, I need to get off this planet.

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  5. Elle B1:56 AM

    Jon Favreau maybe

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  6. Zilla11:58 AM

    Kenneth Branagh?

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  7. Zilla12:01 AM

    Warren Beatty?

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  8. Zilla12:03 AM

    Rob Reiner is in post production on LBJ.

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  9. rerun2:09 AM

    I'll go with Jon Favreau.

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  10. What about Ben Affleck? Not yet divorced, & still living in the same house as Garner.

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  11. Cinabun2:43 AM

    + infinity, he must be permanent A+.

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  12. Everyone knows that a change of hygiene behavior usually indicates cheating. Like coming home freshly showered

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  13. Cinabun2:46 AM

    It'd be great for Jen, she could call more paps + more boring interviews, etc. She may not look like a thot, but that girl is worse than Amber & Chyna combined.
    Blech.

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  14. Ben's ratings are the other way around.

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  15. Cinabun2:49 AM

    There are a myriad of ways around that, though. Planning, it's all planning. If he's too lazy to do that, which he obv is (blowjobs are zero effort for recipients) then he's not that into the giver.
    Next....

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  16. Cinabun2:52 AM

    And if the spouse is really paying attention, 19,000 showers/not smelling someone else would not matter - she'd know.

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  17. namelyme3:32 AM

    @cinabun

    so true. He'd find a way around it if he wanted it.

    Sounds like he just wants to get blown.

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  18. namelyme3:32 AM

    you cant homewreck a happy home

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  19. TopperMadison5:34 AM

    Yeah. And maybe it was in her contract. He's just following through with his part of her obligations.

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  20. Tricia136:25 AM

    Ben Stiller , maybe.....

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  21. I'm gonna throw Justin Theroux in the mix. Yeah A list director might be stretching it, but...

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  22. Clarisse8:25 AM

    Ron Howard? Seems like a long shot, but I'd consider him an A list director, B list actor. He's been married for decades.

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  23. Jon Favreau

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  24. texasrose9:42 AM

    I like how he rolls....

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  25. […] A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging (where packaging […]

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  26. Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing)10:51 AM

    You can smell when someone's freshly showered. It's almost as much of a giveaway as smelling like sex.

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  27. Kno Won Uno10:57 AM

    There are some products for delicate skin that don't smell at all.....I, uh.....read about it somewhere....or something. Yeah. That's how I know.

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  28. Bambibuubzitch3:21 PM

    That's what he gets for marrying a blood hound.

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  29. But men are busted all the time for lipstick on their dicks. Might as well shower.

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  30. Sure you can. Even the intrusion can be a major relationship issue.

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