Friday, August 19, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #4

July 18, 2016

In the past I have written about this foreign born A list rapper/singer and how lazy he is by making strippers come to him so he doesn’t have to go out. He also now has tired of working out so just goes in for semi-regular plastic surgery to keep him looking slim.

Drake

11 comments:

  1. I know of a female casino executive who went in for one too many liposuction procedures. She died of complications.

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  2. sandybrook2:47 AM

    And pretty soon he will be too lazy to walk to his car and he will get his Jimmy wheelchair out of mothballs to transport him to it.

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  3. longtimereader3:11 AM

    Note that the sex of the strippers is not mentioned.

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  4. Whywhywhy???3:43 AM

    Not sure if it was liposuction but I know one of James Brown's wives died from plastic surgery complications.

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  5. marshamarsha4:20 AM

    if you arent willing to put the work into it....

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  6. Goodness, and here I am starving myself (not literally) damn you Drake *eats furiously

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  7. so KWest mother...

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  8. Look, if they were male it would have been mentioned. Otherwise, they're female.

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  9. Why not, it works for Kim Kardashian.

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