Blind Items Revealed #5
October 27, 2016
Dear former A list singer with a very nice side gig from a celebrity family,
Next time you emerge from the bathroom, check your dress for white powder or wear something else. Goodness. Did you spill it on yourself?
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Jessica Simpson
Because *NO* woman in the history of forever has gotten face powder on their dress. Never. At all. *eyeroll*
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson was an A list singer? Where was I when this happened? She's a B at best. Do NOT put that girl in the A list w/ legends like Barbra, Bette, Aretha and even Christina....I mean...come on man we have to have SOME standards. Everyone cannot be A list FFS!
ReplyDeleteI took the "white powder" to mean cocaine, not face powder. She's a known coke user from way back when. I think it was in those Paris Hilton emails that got leaked like 12 years ago even.
ReplyDeleteHere Jess, let me help you clean that up.
ReplyDeleteI knew she was into cocaine! There was just something about her that screams either pothead or cokehead.
ReplyDeleteFace powder? Really? LMAO
ReplyDeleteThen post pics if you were there & are so sure it wasn't. Oh, wait.....
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely does not come close to being A list, maybe C.
ReplyDeleteSuch naivety... what a blossom you are :)
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